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I've been here since page 1 of the thread. Been here through every crazy bullshit nonsense idea Nathen's pulled out of his rear end and knew he would keep delivering every time. This time though, I almost believed the ride was finally over. Nearly. Then this. Kinda tempted to fly to Canada for this and become Nathen's sugar baby.
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Jul 31, 2022 20:12
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I know the forums are against touching the poop and all that, but gang this is the opportunity of a lifetime.
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Jul 31, 2022 20:21
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Indeed, who wouldn't want to wake up every day to that face Or to Nathen fuking the cat
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Jul 31, 2022 20:35
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You could get Canadian citizenship and half of Garfield’s money
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Jul 31, 2022 20:40
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I kind doubt he actually owns much to fork over in a divorce settlement, especially after his string of failures, more likely he lives off failson allowance in daddy's property. But you'd probably get half a warehouse of frozen lasagna past the best by date.
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Jul 31, 2022 20:43
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"Finally!"
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Jul 31, 2022 20:47
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even for Nathen the ego here is incredible everyone will be lining up around the block for a chance to date THE world's youngest garfield licensee
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Jul 31, 2022 20:55
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I see Nathen is taking the Romeo Rose route to dating now.
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Jul 31, 2022 20:59
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99% chance his father said get married or you're out of the will right
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Jul 31, 2022 21:51
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"My parents never forced me to get married; on an unrelated note, I need to get married by the end of next month"
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Jul 31, 2022 21:53
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sharknado slashfic posted:99% chance his father said get married or you're out of the will right I wonder if his parents would be willing to accept Nathen marrying a man as long as it means he's not their problem anymore
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Jul 31, 2022 22:00
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the event listing doesn't say women-only, right?
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Jul 31, 2022 22:31
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Nothing will stop Nathen from making that horrible face at you if you are a guy though.
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Strategic Tea posted:All right chaps let's close the thread there can't possibly be any more conte... This keeps happening and I don't understand how.
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Lt. Cock posted:I know the forums are against touching the poop and all that, but gang this is the opportunity of a lifetime. If you marry Nathen the forums will forgive you
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Killingyouguy! posted:the event listing doesn't say women-only, right? Well, Nathen is 100% gay so I’d assume no
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curiouser and curiouser
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It’s the bachelor but every title card is just orange cat with a thought bubble that reads “mneow?”
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Imagine going on a date with Nathen only to discover he actually physically can’t stop making “that face” and you have to listen to a haunting wind blow through his cheeks while his beady soulless eyes study your every movement
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Aug 1, 2022 00:02
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Matlack Radio posted:
God, you know I am.
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Look, I’ll go but only if ya’ll crowd fund me an orange tuxedo
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Nobody on this entire planet would pay Nathen $500 to go to his wedding much less $500,000 His brain is so loving weird
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I might pay $500 if I could sit there and make Nathenface at him the whole night while he made Nathenface back at me. Dreamy
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What the feet?
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It sucks when a gay man chooses to ruin the life of a woman instead of just being honest with himself and accepting that he's going to hell.
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Yaldabaoth posted:It sucks when a gay man chooses to ruin the life of a woman instead of just being honest with himself and accepting that he's going to hell. You know he’s not actually going to do that right? Like, zero chance he does that. Nathen is WAY too self absorbed to surrender his “character” Calling it now. He’s going to make a big show out of this whole thing and then either A) Marry himself B) Marry some celebrity who isn’t aware he exists or C) Marry a fictional cartoon character
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Elephant Ambush posted:Nobody on this entire planet would pay Nathen $500 to go to his wedding much less $500,000 The 500K was just a goon comment. Re the gender of his to-be-betrothed, if it's a woman then in the marriage bed Nathen could turn her over and pretend it's a man. Mneowww!
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Frank Frank posted:C) Marry a fictional cartoon character We all know it's going to be Garfield.
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Meeeecheeeeeeelle! Where's my
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Huh, I stand corrected. He is "buying gf" after all.
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Yaldabaoth posted:We all know it's going to be Garfield. It doesn’t need to be said outloud
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Nathen, in the wee hours after finally having sex, staring in the mirror. Well, this is it. Tomorrow morning we either live a double life, or we start forgiving fuckers. He reaches for his phone, prepping his instagram.
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Wind whistles through his mouth which is incapable of closing An owl hoots in the distance
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reignofevil posted:Nathen, in the wee hours after finally having sex, staring in the mirror. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dE9Ttvm46Y
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The million garf-dollar question. Wait, is that graphic Nathen’s response or part of the initial question? I’m genuinely curious as to what his response will be
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DoombatINC posted:"My parents never forced me to get married; on an unrelated note, I need to get married by the end of next month" my "No One Is Forcing Me To Get Married" shirt etc etc
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Yaldabaoth posted:It sucks when a gay man chooses to ruin the life of a woman instead of just being honest with himself and accepting that he's going to hell. lmao
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Saudi Arabian dad telling my son to just buy a bride like a normal person
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