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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

If Facebook is the old person social media, what is Something Awful then
:bahgawd:

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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

If Facebook is the old person social media, what is Something Awful then

a bus station where the bus never arrives

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



What do you want me to do, post on alt.something.awful?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

If Facebook is the old person social media, what is Something Awful then

Dead/dying unfunny forum etc. etc.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









PT6A posted:

I'd agree with that, with the proviso that using subscription fees to monetize after the growth phase would probably turn a lot more people off than the occasional ad, and then you lose a significant portion of the network effect. It seems like excessive advertising may also be doing that to a certain point, which is where the "continuous growth" mindset can be blamed.

Twitch and YouTube have both taken the very reasonable step of offering either a paid subscription OR ads, but that doesn't stop people from bitching about it, as if they are owed private infrastructure for free.

I finally cracked and paid for YouTube and oh god it is so good. The sound quality seems better than Spotify and it seems roughly as good at guessing what I like. Also: no more fuckin grammarly ads.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

sebmojo posted:

I finally cracked and paid for YouTube and oh god it is so good. The sound quality seems better than Spotify and it seems roughly as good at guessing what I like. Also: no more fuckin grammarly ads.

If Youtube Premium was JUST ad-free on all my devices without any of the other features it'd still be worth every penny, especially now that it appears that you can't install Vanced anymore.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Unlock origins still seems to work and is the sole thing making web browsing sane anymore.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Unlock origins still seems to work and is the sole thing making web browsing sane anymore.

Get a pi-hole and your mobile browsing gets much better as well. I run mine in a docker image on a 10 year old small form factor dell along with a bunch of other stuff. When I'm out of the house my phone VPNs to my home network so I still get ad blocking as well.

It can break things sometimes, but you just whitelist what you need to or disable it temporarily.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Vegetable posted:

Facebook and instagram would be perfectly fine if not for Apple’s privacy changes, as someone above mentioned. Their ecosystem was fine and even flat user growth would have still meant healthy profits. That’s why they’re trying so hard to own the platform of the VR world. They got hosed over by all the existing platforms and can’t wait to get onto from under their thumbs.

'healthy profits' isn't enough in our current capitalistic hellworld. Look at all the doom and gloom articles when Netflix announced a shrinking user base. It isn't enough to be a profitable company. If you can't provide infinite growth for shareholders, your company is trash and they will abandon you and your company will wither away and die.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Tuxedo Gin posted:

'healthy profits' isn't enough in our current capitalistic hellworld.

"10-13% shareholder growth every year to infinity!" :unsmigghh:

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Someone make the “only x, no y” meme where x=growth and y=revenue.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Get a pi-hole and your mobile browsing gets much better as well. I run mine in a docker image on a 10 year old small form factor dell along with a bunch of other stuff. When I'm out of the house my phone VPNs to my home network so I still get ad blocking as well.

It can break things sometimes, but you just whitelist what you need to or disable it temporarily.

This is great, but it doesn't help with YouTube ads.

If you want to block those on mobile, just install F-droid, the open source dork app store, and look up NewPipe. It's an ad free YouTube app that can play with the screen off, without any ties to buttcoin nonsense.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is great, but it doesn't help with YouTube ads.

If you want to block those on mobile, just install F-droid, the open source dork app store, and look up NewPipe. It's an ad free YouTube app that can play with the screen off, without any ties to buttcoin nonsense.

This fuckin' rules, thank you!

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

sebmojo posted:

I finally cracked and paid for YouTube and oh god it is so good. The sound quality seems better than Spotify and it seems roughly as good at guessing what I like. Also: no more fuckin grammarly ads.

YouTube music caps out at 256kbps while Spotify premium is 320kbps. So any improvement you are hearing is in your head. :rimshot:

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Mega Comrade posted:

YouTube music caps out at 256kbps while Spotify premium is 320kbps. So any improvement you are hearing is in your head. :rimshot:

Not necessarily, YouTube Music uses AAC while Spotify uses Ogg. Different codecs have different sounds, like most other audio stuff codec preference tends to be subjective etc. please don't take this as an endorsement of audiophile insanity though. nobody should ever pay more than $8 for a cable etc.


Basically nobody's wrong for enjoying music!

blunt fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Aug 1, 2022

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

blunt posted:

Basically nobody's wrong for enjoying music!

Coincidentally YouTube music has an excellent collection of all my favorite skinhead punk and national socialist black metal albums.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Mega Comrade posted:

YouTube music caps out at 256kbps while Spotify premium is 320kbps. So any improvement you are hearing is in your head. :rimshot:

My guess would be that YouTube does compression/eq a bit differently, but it's also completely possible it's in my head I haven't done any a/b testing

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
YouTube premium is worth every penny. I put my family on my plan and they were so happy when their ads went away.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I doubt even one out of ten people can tell the difference between 256kbps and 320kbps.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Vegetable posted:

I doubt even one out of ten people can tell the difference between 256kbps and 320kbps.

The people that can afford decent equipment probably have hearing that tops out at 15,000khz or less anyway

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

YouTube premium is worth every penny. I put my family on my plan and they were so happy when their ads went away.

I'm an Apple TV user and too lazy to set up a Pi-Hole, Premium is the only thing making YouTube watchable.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Vegetable posted:

I doubt even one out of ten people can tell the difference between 256kbps and 320kbps.

With my gold-plated system, of course I can!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Made me think of this thread:

Goon Boots posted:

in our contemporary age the atomization of our lifestyles demanded by the corporations intertwined with them means even infidelity can not be done properly anymore

in light of this i am introducing my company infidex which provides CaaS (cheating as a service) to clients so they can properly fit their infidelity into their life

simply give us the parameters of your cheating and we will take care of the rest, texting, sexting, e-mails, unexplained credit card charges. you can even hire our physical service to move random items around in your house and leave small belongings behind, freeing up more time for you and the partner of your tryst.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
For the sake of discretion, charges to your credit card will appear as Vandelay Industries

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

If Facebook is the old person social media, what is Something Awful then

The Forever 21 of internet communications. Old, out of date, thinks it's edgy but is really just taco bell jokes, constantly committing copyright infringement, and eventually bankrupt and sold off to someone desperate to keep its lights on for their own sake. :v:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Textbooks are back: in NFT form!

quote:

Textbook publisher Pearson plans to profit from secondhand sales by turning its titles into non-fungible tokens (NFTs), its chief executive has said.

Educational books are often sold more than once, since students sell study resources they no longer require. Publishers have not previously been able to make any money from secondhand sales, but the rise of digital textbooks has created an opportunity for companies to benefit.

NFTs confer ownership of a unique digital item by recording it on a decentralised digital register known as a blockchain. Typically these items are images or videos, but the technology allows for just about anything to be sold and owned in this way.

You wouldn't RIGHTCLICK-COPY a CAR, WOULD you?!

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






Absurd Alhazred posted:

Textbooks are back: in NFT form!

You wouldn't RIGHTCLICK-COPY a CAR, WOULD you?!
:killing: All of my college professors knew that textbooks were a racket but were generally powerless to stop it.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Absurd Alhazred posted:

Textbooks are back: in NFT form!

You wouldn't RIGHTCLICK-COPY a CAR, WOULD you?!

These idiots just reinvented serial numbers for software licensing.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

There's that meme of Neo from the Matrix that goes "Born too late to own property. Born too early to be a TikTok star. Born just in time to pay 99¢ for a ringtone." It also applies to me right when textbook companies began to kill off the used textbook market with serial key backed software components.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Pearson's been doing that poo poo for years, they had digital components to supposedly help you study that you then need to pay for (or are active goddamn parts of the class plan so you have to pay for it)

The smart move always will be to get an older edition used then toss it back on the market. Maybe 2 editions behind so you pay 5 bucks.

Also gently caress nursing books because there's no loving difference but the schools demand you pay a grand for 3 books you literally never use

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Pearson's been doing that poo poo for years, they had digital components to supposedly help you study that you then need to pay for (or are active goddamn parts of the class plan so you have to pay for it)

This was quite a shocker when I moved to the US and started grad school. Oh, that's why you don't hire more of the grad students to teach, you're having the undergrads pay extra for new licenses so software can do a lot of your homework and grading for you. It's not tuition or "fees", so not your budget, not your problem!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Sundae posted:

The Forever 21 of internet communications. Old, out of date, thinks it's edgy but is really just taco bell jokes, constantly committing copyright infringement, and eventually bankrupt and sold off to someone desperate to keep its lights on for their own sake. :v:

I'm charitable and think of it as more of the dingy Elks Lodge or something, with an aging and mostly male population coming back to the same comfortable bar stools year after year.

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Volmarias posted:

I'm charitable and think of it as more of the dingy Elks Lodge or something, with an aging and mostly male population coming back to the same comfortable bar stools year after year.

Okay, but what's the surrounding community like.

We talking kinda edge of the gentrifying town but there's still the "old town" that still consists of mobile homes and immobile trailers?

We talking the cookie cutter suburbia sprawl with every other house being a meth lab and the ones in-between have jury-rigged propane tanks attached into the dwelling's gas line?

Or are we talking the little quaint town where certain types of people shouldn't be out after dark because the denizens who are out then are the ones who still use slurs on the regular after stumbling out of the bar that would never water down drinks?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
IDK man I just spend most of my time on the bar stool.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I just found out that HBO Max - the only streaming service I consider worth a drat - is going away

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

BiggerBoat posted:

I just found out that HBO Max - the only streaming service I consider worth a drat - is going away
I never get why mergers like that always seem to torch the more successful of overlapping businesses. Who the hell watches Discovery+ ?

I'm thinking more and more about getting a paid proxy and just torrenting. They won me over with convenience years ago, but now streaming is

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

BiggerBoat posted:

I just found out that HBO Max - the only streaming service I consider worth a drat - is going away

Yeah the Discovery merger sucks rear end. This is some Bain Capital poo poo. HBO Max was the standout during this extremely stupid time in which every network decided they had to have their own streaming option.

cat botherer posted:

I never get why mergers like that always seem to torch the more successful of overlapping businesses. Who the hell watches Discovery+ ?

I'm thinking more and more about getting a paid proxy and just torrenting. They won me over with convenience years ago, but now streaming is

I have bad news for you regarding the viewership and financial success of Discovery vs HBO.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm just gonna cancel everything and return to the old ways and just browse the stuff for rent at the library and see what seems interesting in that moment. My Audible subscription is the one I probably get the most for my money out of but even then the subscription model is pretty bad if you're in it for the credits, and nowadays a library membership gets you access to big streaming catalogues anyway

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Professor Beetus posted:

I have bad news for you regarding the viewership and financial success of Discovery vs HBO.
:wtc:

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Paramount + will probably be the only one we don't just cancel when we're caught up with everything. Women's soccer + Star Trek is enough for us, especially since there will be approximately 20 star trek shows by 2025.


Unfortunately it's just numbers baby. Discovery is still available to basically anyone with a cable sub which is still a distressingly large number (streaming balkanization has undoubtedly help stop people from making the switch or driven them back to cable). Ad revenues on cable are still extremely lucrative. And most importantly, cheap lovely reality TV is way cheaper to churn out constantly than the scripted stuff HBO primarily produces. (I mean really lol, those people on home makeover shows and poo poo don't even typically get their projects bankrolled lmao). I'm not sure how successful a show has to be on HBO for Discovery execs to keep producing, but I think the recent news is proof enough that it's going to be an extremely high bar to clear. And of course critical acclaim doesn't necessarily mean something is commercially successful.

It's still wild to me that they merged and instantly went to town dismantling the single best streaming service in the business for short term financial gains (and massive tax write-offs; I'd bet dollars to donuts that Batgirl isn't even bad, and at the very least probably worth watching for Michael Keaton reprising Batman again). But :capitalism:

Professor Beetus fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Aug 5, 2022

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