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TRUMO 2024 Greatest Hits Prediction
This poll is closed.
Rolling Stones still on the rally playlist despite 5 more cease n desists 144 17.08%
insanely transphobic rapist billionaire on speed leads nuremburg rallies 214 25.39%
literally he beats his wife lol where's melania?? 114 13.52%
goku 219 25.98%
Trump 152 18.03%
Total: 498 votes
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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Plinkey posted:

actually less than i remembered



woot

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

neutral milf hotel posted:

so wait. do I have this correct? buddykins stole liquor from his job and blamed two other innocent colleagues? and got everyone fired?

:whitewater:

wow i cant believe this really happened

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Las Vegas Ketamine Cloud

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

tacodaemon posted:

I guarantee that you will not be able to predict how the dialogue of this pre-sex snippet from a porn movie goes


https://twitter.com/OOCporn/status/1552763408075956230

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

almost nothing worth reading in ten pages. shameful.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

Don't gently caress the GM

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

If this true don't screw it up buddykins

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

are you a medical doctor now?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

Wow, better get drinking to celebrate

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Buddykins and sushi, what could go wrong!

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

can you still drink on the job

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Buddykins do not handle the chef knife

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Dustcat posted:

can you still drink on the job

no! :buddy:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

Seems like a lot of the issues would be solved if you just didn't work surrounded by alcohol all day. Sounds like maybe this job will do that?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

:chloe:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Basebf555 posted:

Seems like a lot of the issues would be solved if you just didn't work surrounded by alcohol all day. Sounds like maybe this job will do that?

It will. thank christ

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

buddykins got a job at the pet store so he's limited to stealing cat milk formula and getting his handjobs in the dog grooming tub

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

tenderjerk posted:

If this true don't screw it up buddykins

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Buddykins should just become a gigolo, like Deuce Bigalow

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1554096060817195009

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

ex post facho posted:

Buddykins and sushi, what could go wrong!

is he gonna be the naked guy they serve it on?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

:blessed:

anyway best of luck to you in your new job as fentanyl tester

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BartenderHemry/status/1553916843932454912

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

wow buddykins, can't believe you're running the central bank of Zambia!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

lol another opportunity to show the world how spectacularly you crash and burn

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1554162950449012739?s=20&t=WThUoAgJiskGNdHnLUBawg

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Iron Crowned posted:

Buddykins should just become a gigolo, like Deuce Bigalow

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lpzie posted:

almost nothing worth reading in ten pages. shameful.

you need to click the ¿ beneath your av

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




I'll never really get the juxtaposition of "caring about COVID is gay and any attempt to care about it is a restriction on my freedoms" and "we need to figure out why the Chinese menace sent this plague to destroy America"

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

i got a new much better paying more professional job woot :toot: :parrot: :dogcited:

That was fast! Hopefully this works out for you.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



instinctively heard an airhorn when i saw this

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
anyway buddykins why don't you tell us what the new job is so we can all take turns making a joke about ot and for a fleeting instant feel like life is worth living

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


there's a variable in this code I'm looking at called "p_TRUMP_EVENTS"

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