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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Tell me "doctor" did you even check for wandering womb?

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MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Hraathgar posted:

I see two options here.

1) Either shitface, when preparing for the case came up on the wrong definition of PTSD and tried to use that to his advantage. Idiotically.

2) Or he knew that he was going to show a misleading definition to an old man to get a win. Idiotically and with malice to boot.

I suspect it was the latter, because shithead is a terrible lawyer and terrible lawyers seem to generally believe that they're the smartest people in the room, so of course this expert is totally NOT going to catch this misleading definition...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't think the DSM I would even have a definition of PTSD in it.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Was the lawyer really showing him the DSM-1?



Cause, uh, they've made some changes since then.

Aparently it was some page on the APA website.
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1554208053175672840?cxt=HHwWkICzyaz_05ErAAAA

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Tell me "doctor" did you even check for wandering womb?

I don’t want this getting buried cause it’s a good joke and I loled.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

goatface posted:

I don't think the DSM I would even have a definition of PTSD in it.

I don't know that it didn't but some light googling (which is okay for me because I'm not in court like shitball ) says Shell Shock was still in there until DSM2

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

goatface posted:

I don't think the DSM I would even have a definition of PTSD in it.

They had some basic precursor symptoms but viewed it as a short term issue related to military service. DSM III was first to define it and mention PTSD specifically

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
It really sucks that the stink of cases like this doesn’t stick to lawyers. Sure, everyone is entitled to representation but lawyers also have the ability to say “lol not it”. This mofo should be pilloried

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Who is the juror who wants a goddamn apology

he had years to apologize

Why

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You see, if he just apologises and admits he was at fault then his fanbase will clearly see how wrong and deluded they have been and

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

lol Shitball wants a surprise witness

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
He has till 5 to confirm if he calls Jones or not

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I like the little aside from the Judge while deciding on the questions. It was something like

Question: are you aware of other members of the community who have been harassed such as teachers or first responders?

Judge: or judges

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
:lol: that defense may be putting Jones on the stand tomorrow.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I love Dr. Logjam

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol: that defense may be putting Jones on the stand tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

red19fire
May 26, 2010

:siren: Alex might testify this week :siren:

Please let Bankston break him on the wheel.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're going to push for diminished responsibility due to intellectual impairment.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Jordan on a role rn
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1554220809618612224?t=zW5ETKY9S91RKKSqkN2LOA&s=19

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Oh please let Alex testify

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Lol is he live right now?

Erik Victory
Jan 26, 2013

"You can go [use your phone] in the hall. Sorry, I thought it was obvious."

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
He said they are calling him!

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
:siren: Alex Jones will be taking the stand tomorrow :siren:

His lawyer just confirmed this to the judge.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

:siren: Alex Jones will be taking the stand tomorrow :siren:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Jones up tomorrow motherfuckers

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Did they say when he's going to testify? Do I need to actually wake up in the morning?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

:siren: Alex Jones will be taking the stand tomorrow - just confirmed by his lawyer :siren:

This is the best early birthday gift ever

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Grand Fromage posted:

Did they say when he's going to testify? Do I need to actually wake up in the morning?

It will be most likely after lunch. Plaintiffs will be taking the stand in the AM.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Ugh, this means we're gonna have to listen to Alex's lawyer suck his dick for like five hours before cross

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Grand Fromage posted:

Jones up tomorrow motherfuckers

Hail Satan

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Hrmmm yeah this seems like a good idea

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Mr. Nice! posted:

It will be most likely after lunch. Plaintiffs will be taking the stand in the AM.

Has to be after lunch. Gotta fill up on that chili

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mr. Nice! posted:

It will be most likely after lunch. Plaintiffs will be taking the stand in the AM.

It's Alex so for him it'll be during lunch

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
I just may take a vacation day tomorrow so I can watch this uninterrupted.

The look of glee on Mark's face upon hearing that matched mine.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Are they done for the day?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Mark is going to FEAST

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Nevermind

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

His legal strategy so far has been "pill the jury", so he's going to do his radio show at them

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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1554221245826322433

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