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OK wait. He says he has 31 days to get married and the speed dating event is also 31 days from now. So is the plan for him get married immediately after speed dating a bunch of people? There's no way this is legit. This is some sort of dumb attempt at a reality show or something I'm still entergaged though!
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153 confirmed dates seems like a lot
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Aug 1, 2022 21:05
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It would be awkward if no one came. Then again neither has Nathan! Got em!
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Well half of those are probably just goatse links or whatever but even half that is a lot. Also Nathen strikes me as the type of person who isn’t going to be cool with a courthouse wedding so that should also be a lol
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Aug 1, 2022 21:08
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Lol now this makes me think about how Dennis Kucinich found his wife
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Aug 1, 2022 21:10
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Nathen will have forgotten all about this by the end of the week
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AARD VARKMAN posted:153 confirmed dates seems like a lot I'm sure the failed fast food vendor whose tweets get single digit likes has scores of real people lining up to get involved in his newest scheme
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Aug 1, 2022 21:17
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Well what chance do us normies have if Bill's already parked there
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Aug 1, 2022 21:21
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Egeez, but for dating
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When's the first issue of Nathfield comic coming out? Oh we are doing speed-date marriage instead now, I see..
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steinrokkan posted:I'm sure the failed fast food vendor whose tweets get single digit likes has scores of real people lining up to get involved in his newest scheme it says "confirmed" right there!
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Aug 1, 2022 21:41
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The fact that this isn't just open to peoples who name is legally Garfield is bullshit.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:153 confirmed dates seems like a lot it's just September 1st 153 times
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Big City Drinkin posted:Nathen will have forgotten all about this by the end of the week Yeah, sadly, this is what's going to happen.
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I mean honestly, if there's an open bar.....
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Aug 2, 2022 01:21
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His dick probably tastes rancid from all the being a lovely person. No thank you.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I mean honestly, if there's an open bar..... Nathen doesn’t drink
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen doesn’t drink Hard pass
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sharknado slashfic posted:Hard pass He appears to do a metric fuckton of coke though. It’s probably pretty good coke too
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You need a certain amount of stamina to keep up with a terminal narcissist. It’s not all fun and games.
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Doctor Butts posted:Lol now this makes me think about how Dennis Kucinich found his wife Well?
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 "I sit alone in Toronto with my own thoughts, dreams and daemons. I fight them alone every day." That's some great pickup lines. He's unemployed, too.
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BigBadSteve posted:"I sit alone in Toronto with my own thoughts, dreams and daemons. I fight them alone every day." I sit alone in a Toronto room / staring at demons / oh, is that poo poo on?
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While I see the logic behind people thinking it's his dad making him do this, I think we're missing the even more likely culprit: James Robert Davis. I think Jim Davis got all hosed up on screwball comedies one night and hatched a plan to entergage himself. So now he's dangling a big, juicy, Garfield-shaped carrot in front of Nathen, saying if he can get married by the start of September, he'll let old Nate back into the Garfield fold, get him some of that orange scratch and maybe a new, lightly-used Garf suit to pair with his other. Now Nathen's scrambling to find someone, anyone, who will agree to get married on the spot for some vague promises of perhaps-wealth and an ounce of internet fame. Meanwhile, Ol' Jim is sitting back at home, feet up, getting good and tight on Tom Collinses and chuckling his keister off while watching Nathen lose his poo poo trying to get hitched ASAP.
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#staybrowsed
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AARD VARKMAN posted:153 confirmed dates seems like a lot Maybe for the unentergaged who don't #staybrowsed
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Detective Thompson posted:While I see the logic behind people thinking it's his dad making him do this, I think we're missing the even more likely culprit: James Robert Davis. I think Jim Davis got all hosed up on screwball comedies one night and hatched a plan to entergage himself. So now he's dangling a big, juicy, Garfield-shaped carrot in front of Nathen, saying if he can get married by the start of September, he'll let old Nate back into the Garfield fold, get him some of that orange scratch and maybe a new, lightly-used Garf suit to pair with his other. Now Nathen's scrambling to find someone, anyone, who will agree to get married on the spot for some vague promises of perhaps-wealth and an ounce of internet fame. Meanwhile, Ol' Jim is sitting back at home, feet up, getting good and tight on Tom Collinses and chuckling his keister off while watching Nathen lose his poo poo trying to get hitched ASAP. Fanfics gettin weird up in this piece
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Show up to the date in a orange suit and brag about being the world’s youngest Heathcliff licensee
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Frank Frank posted:Fanfics gettin weird up in this piece  Tbqh a Brewsters Millions type scenario is far from the weirdest thing that could be happening right now.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I sit alone in a Toronto room / staring at demons / oh, is that poo poo on? Is this a Promise Ring reference or am I just seeing shadows?
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all genders are valid* *except being fat
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No one knows my haddock. His name is Kevin.
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I'm pretty sure the only people in attendance will be kiwi farms and goons. Those are Nathen's prospective picks.
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Fucker status: forgiven
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Nathen is going to marry DarksydePhil
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im saint germain posted:Nathen is going to marry DarksydePhil You mean pig troll Kramer?
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Im browsed as gently caress
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Stay browsed, fuckers.
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I tend to stay browsed on fuckers
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