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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

wit posted:

I think the DSM-I's definition of PTSD is "an imbalance of the four humours treatable with with a cocaine-opium tincture in men. And nymphomania in women treatable with witch burning."

it's 1952, iirc dildos and primitive vibrators were in vogue if you got lucky and didn't get the ol ice pick through the tear duct

well, that wasn't an ideal page snipe

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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

It's been a while since I listened to those KF episodes, but wasn't he actually pretty subdued when testifying for the deposition. I recall mostly a lot of sighing, clumsy evasion and zero actual fireworks.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

How loving much money in this world

There is no amount, ever. Nothing on this planet could convince me short of my loved ones held at gunpoint.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Hollismason posted:

Yeah Jones going onto the stand is a absolute disaster. He's going to get crossed about his net worth along with a bunch of other poo poo.

Not exactly. Net worth discussion is specifically second phase material. Plaintiff could call Jones if they wanted, but they didn’t need to for their case in chief. They will likely call him in the second phase re: net worth and fraudulent transfers.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Deptfordx posted:

It's been a while since I listened to those KF episodes, but wasn't he actually pretty subdued when testifying for the deposition. I recall mostly a lot of sighing, clumsy evasion and zero actual fireworks.

Maybe by Jones on Infowars standards the fireworks were like snakes and sparklers but it was more than zero.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Deptfordx posted:

It's been a while since I listened to those KF episodes, but wasn't he actually pretty subdued when testifying for the deposition. I recall mostly a lot of sighing, clumsy evasion and zero actual fireworks.

He was, however I think the screws are turned far more into him now than he felt it was then. He has only sunk deeper into the poo poo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
This isn’t a criminal trial where the prosecution can’t exactly just call the defendant. At a civil trial, the defendant is fair game and can be put on the stand for hostile direct just like they did with Daria and Owen.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Deptfordx posted:

It's been a while since I listened to those KF episodes, but wasn't he actually pretty subdued when testifying for the deposition. I recall mostly a lot of sighing, clumsy evasion and zero actual fireworks.

As I recall, he started off a bit more energetic but was quickly stumped by the lawyer being, you know, loving competent and not taking the bait to be flustered, so he ended up just being "yep...uhuh....mmm...."

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Deptfordx posted:

It's been a while since I listened to those KF episodes, but wasn't he actually pretty subdued when testifying for the deposition. I recall mostly a lot of sighing, clumsy evasion and zero actual fireworks.

Hoss, at one point he accused Bankston of not respecting America because he took the plaintiffs’ case and he ranted about how the jury needs to do their own research into Sandy Hook to find the truth.

And that was without an audience and before his continued descent into madness.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

cant wait for the jury questions for alex

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
But honestly seeing him brought to heel a bit…I’m not necessarily complaining. No matter what we are seeing him get publicly kneecapped, whether by his own hand or multiple other hands.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Maybe he wants to be able to rant on his show about how he nobly volunteered to talk to them in good faith and they turned on him by asking questions provided by the illuminati and stuffed full of coded messages to the pedo-globalist cabal.

Donate now to this Cayman Island account to keep funding the fight for truth!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm still 9 pages behind but I watched like 2 hours of that hearing yesterday and that dude who worked for Info Wars....... holy poo poo. He was absolutely braindead. Like, he couldn't understand basic questions and the lawyer had to rephrase them like 3 times lol. Just a dead stare. There's nothing going on in that brain of his. Holy poo poo. It's so weird seeing someone that incredibly dumb.

And this is the editor for Info Wars.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

goatface posted:

Maybe he wants to be able to rant on his show about how he nobly volunteered to talk to them in good faith and they turned on him by asking questions provided by the illuminati and stuffed full of coded messages to the pedo-globalist cabal.

Donate now to this Cayman Island account to keep funding the fight for truth!

It's the patriotic thing to do.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
if I was in the position of that "co-host" fella, I'd have difficulty understanding anything let alone something potentially damaging to the fella who was mentoring me and who's empire of poo poo I was helping to build, my own name? shait i just clean forgot.
(chilli consumption intensifies)

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Jones did not have an audience when he was being deposed. He knows people are watching his trial so expect him to be on.

I expect it goes like this:
- Defense gives him softball questions along the lines but Jones has moments were he rambles.
- Cross begins and Jones tries to plead the 5th but is told that he cannot do that.
- Jones gets flustered and then threatens the jury to get a mistrial saying that they cannot make a good determination about how much he should pay since they are biased now.

What I am wondering is if Jones will be sitting there when the parents testify? I could see him being there just to “get at” them.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Jones did not have an audience when he was being deposed. He knows people are watching his trial so expect him to be on.

Yup. He has enough self control to reel it in in private but in front of the jury and livestream, he's going to be Jones.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
tbh, so far my high point is the contempt boner that person had for jones, who was asked if she hated him.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
What do I do Lord

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7126640504963419397

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
Is Alex going to come into the courtroom tomorrow pushing a walker?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I’m unclear on two points: first, can anything he says on the stand actually cause a mistrial? And, if he becomes the “in BED with a goblin” version of himself we all know and love, and there is a mistrial (whether it’s because of him or not), will his testimony here be admissible in the next trial?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Pirate Radar posted:

I’m unclear on two points: first, can anything he says on the stand actually cause a mistrial? And, if he becomes the “in BED with a goblin” version of himself we all know and love, and there is a mistrial (whether it’s because of him or not), will his testimony here be admissible in the next trial?

I'm pretty sure you can't intentionally cause your own mistrial , but uh he may try.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would like to see Alex Jones declare a mistrial from the witness stand

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1553796804000583681

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
Just posted this on the YouTube video with Shitball getting dressed down:

'Honest question to the people who think the judge is corrupt and actively against AJ: when Owen broke the rules of the court that opened him to the possibility of contempt of court and have his testimony stricken from the record, why didn't she do that?'

Probably going to be outed as a cuck.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


is there anyone great at editing videos to do this scene from karate kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZFxlB-Qvs but change it so it's alex jones is gonna testify and put the lawyers faces on it?


I will love you, no money other than internet fame.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZI-EGg2qGM&t=2227s

This appears to be the part I missed of telling Shitball to shut the gently caress up.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

I fully expect zero yelling from Alex tomorrow. I think he'll also then go back to the studio and scream and shout about how he just had to be respectful because he had instructions on what he was allowed to say and held himself to a higher standard while the court is bought and paid for by Soros.

Maybe he whines about being out of money in both instances, it's possible. He's incredibly bad when he doesn't have power or is fighting a hypothetical enemy, I can't see him trying to chew scenery in the courtroom.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Lazyfire posted:

I fully expect zero yelling from Alex tomorrow. I think he'll also then go back to the studio and scream and shout about how he just had to be respectful because he had instructions on what he was allowed to say and held himself to a higher standard while the court is bought and paid for by Soros.

Maybe he whines about being out of money in both instances, it's possible. He's incredibly bad when he doesn't have power or is fighting a hypothetical enemy, I can't see him trying to chew scenery in the courtroom.

I'm not so sure. Alex hasn't had to deal with an unfriendly interviewer that he isn't allowed to shout down in a long time. Doubly so in public.

Mark and Bill have his number. They are gonna pull every move they think they can get away with (and some they might not) in order to break him on the stand. I don't think Alex has the ability to take that without losing his poo poo.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'm betting that Alex Jones brings the loving crazy tomorrow.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I genuinely want him to start his red-faced screeching about globalists routine on the stand and see how long it takes him to get tazered. That would own so hard

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

KitConstantine posted:

I'm not so sure. Alex hasn't had to deal with an unfriendly interviewer that he isn't allowed to shout down in a long time. Doubly so in public.

Mark and Bill have his number. They are gonna pull every move they think they can get away with (and some they might not) in order to break him on the stand. I don't think Alex has the ability to take that without losing his poo poo.
He'll say something nuts, I don't think he'll go off the rails, though. I assume heavy medication is in order before he gets on the stand. He's a hail Mary for the defense and they can't have him getting kicked out for violent outbursts.

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009
Holy poo poo I've just been reading the recaps and skimming the recordings after they are posted, but the chance of seeing that human shaped piece of trash get destroyed on the stand live is too much to pass up.

Does anyone have a link to the livestream for tomorrow? Is it the same one posted for the first day in the OP? Also what time will it be starting?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
The defense doesn't know what the gently caress their doing so having Alex Jones on the stand seems par for the course for their level of competency. Basically what does your heart tell you.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Hollismason posted:

The defense doesn't know what the gently caress their doing so having Alex Jones on the stand seems par for the course for their level of competency. Basically what does your heart tell you.

This is an incredibly terrible idea and either Jones himself is insisting upon doing it or his lawyers are the dumbest people alive. He stands very little to gain by testifying and has a LOT to lose. I still think it won’t actually happen. If I were that lawyer I would jump in front of a moving bus before I let Jones get on the stand to torpedo my entire career as an incredibly lovely lawyer

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
:10bux: he no shows tomorrow

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Beef Stew posted:

Holy poo poo I've just been reading the recaps and skimming the recordings after they are posted, but the chance of seeing that human shaped piece of trash get destroyed on the stand live is too much to pass up.

Does anyone have a link to the livestream for tomorrow? Is it the same one posted for the first day in the OP? Also what time will it be starting?

The livestream will be on the Travis County 459th District Court channel shortly after 9 AM central time. Alex Jones probably won't be on until the afternoon, there are two witnesses before him.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I’d take the bet because that would be the sane thing to do but every time I make assumptions about what Team Gay Frogs is gonna do, they inexplicably do the opposite. No can do.

On the plus side this may be the first time one of these alt-right assholes plays the “4D chess card” and just crashes and burns spectacularly in the public eye.
I do absolutely believe that Jones will make a big show of killing himself if he were ever to be forced to face actual consequences though. Guy has absolutely nothing to live for.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
hello thread, long time lurker first time poster:


Alex Jones is going totally loving insane on the stand tomorrow. The ability opportunity to give a full rant to a captive audience, both in the court room and watching the stream, will simply be too good to miss.

Put another way - whats going to happen to him, personally, if he goes up there and starts raving about globalist cuck body clones? Judge declares a mistrial? mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe he sees a contempt charge? All of it works for him. Every day he doesn't have to pay, by hook or by crook, is a victory for AJ. He has every reason and nothing stopping him (like a competent lawyer :v:) from frothing at the mouth on the stand. His idiot followers will jerk themselves to death to see a rant of his entered as legal deposition.

Its just so loving stupid I don't see how he wouldn't do it

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Beef Stew posted:

Holy poo poo I've just been reading the recaps and skimming the recordings after they are posted, but the chance of seeing that human shaped piece of trash get destroyed on the stand live is too much to pass up.

Does anyone have a link to the livestream for tomorrow? Is it the same one posted for the first day in the OP? Also what time will it be starting?

Someone will link it but if you just search Travis county court livestream on youtube it's the first thing that'll pop up.

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