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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

CharlestheHammer posted:

I feel like understanding a sitcom is pretty easy but even this is apparently pretty hard

The Office is the one where a dead eyed psychopath stares directly at the camera while torturing an autistic man right?

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

rodbeard posted:

The Office is the one where a dead eyed psychopath stares directly at the camera while torturing an autistic man right?

Sometimes he hits on the secretary, too.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Rev. Bleech_ posted:

it's true, they still have the reference family locked up in a safe in France

Well, there's the reference family in France, as well as a couple back-up sets in the Svalbard Vault.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1554219065199267841

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1553799745637945345?t=MzSUmipxsLUW34fex-zjow&s=19

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


drat i was guessing it was gamer related

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/Forever_Wario/status/1553786942080389121

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy poo poo too much information :stare:

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Twitter...good?

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




If you're gonna be a sinner go all in you losers.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

joylessdivision posted:

If you're gonna be a sinner go all in you losers.

Catholics are like the third best at rules layering their way out of religious technicalities. The Pope declared beavers were fish just so fur traders could eat them on Fridays.

Edit: "Fur traders" in this context means historical frontiersman types in coonskin caps not internet furries.

wash bucket has a new favorite as of 05:20 on Aug 2, 2022

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Instantly knew it would be terf poo poo. That narcissistic martyrdom.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/lawfulspice/status/1554088314612994051

The uncropped second image:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

they forgot all the other non meatpeople / races.

plant people, rock people and other mineral people, energy people, abstract idea/concept people, robots , the non meat part of cyborgs, undead that are skeltons, ghosts possesing non meat things.

vanilla ghosts might be a gray area. maybe just dont do your fetish during Lent.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

I want to know the PatSoc line on squirt, and whether or not it’s piss.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

What if their fursona is a capybara, with the accidents of mammal yet the substance of fish?

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
this is the stupidest thing to fixate on here but like

we all understand that fish is meat, right. it's just a little cheat that everyone following those traditions agrees to allow because it makes life easier

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
All foodstuffs are meat.

Warm-blooded animals yield flesh-meat.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

IronicDongz posted:

this is the stupidest thing to fixate on here but like

we all understand that fish is meat, right. it's just a little cheat that everyone following those traditions agrees to allow because it makes life easier

It's not about the killing animals part.

The tradition is about self-sacrifice and giving up the "good, expensive" food like farmed meat for cheaper alternatives... which fish used to be a few hundred years ago. Beef was "the good stuff" while fish was just medieval poor people food.

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Platystemon posted:

What if their fursona is a capybara, with the accidents of mammal yet the substance of fish?

Capybara are fish. This was part of the beaver decision.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
honestly amazed an insane incomprehensible leftist schism resulted in any piece of writing this short

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is he leftist I thought he was the guy whose main thing was being bad at women's anatomy.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


he's right

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
mammals that live in water are considered fish so i guess that means humans must count as poultry, thanks Diogenes

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Before I click through, I'm gonna say crypto?

Edit: Ah of course it's JK Rowling being a bigot

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Platystemon posted:

What if their fursona is a capybara, with the accidents of mammal yet the substance of fish?

Capybara furs are considered a fishsona if you're Catholic.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Skwirl posted:

Before I click through, I'm gonna say crypto?

Edit: Ah of course it's JK Rowling being a bigot

I also guessed crypto. Whether or not I was disappointed by the actual answer is a complex question.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Allison Bailey is one of those people who posts nothing but transphobia 24/7

Terminal brainworms

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Allison Bailey is one of those people who posts nothing but transphobia 24/7

Terminal brainworms

I think it's like when some people (not everyone, or even most, it's a small sample) who are obsessed with true-crime stuff claim it's because it helps women protect themselves. When the reality is if you get murdered it's almost certainly a romantic partner, family member or acquaintance. And the transphobes obsess over a trans woman just using that as an excuse to go into a women's restroom and rape someone when the reality is, if you get raped it's almost certainly a romantic partner, family member or acquaintance.

The difference is in the first case the target of the ire is serial killers, so who gives a gently caress. In the second it's teenagers that get harassed, assaulted, murdered and are already 4 times likelier to commit suicide. No one would care too much if someone committed a Jack Ruby on the next Ted Bundy, but someone deciding that their barista Jack suddenly wanting to be called Vivian is a physical danger to other women can and has had very tragic results.

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
allison bailey's good twin, nosilla motte

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TinTower posted:

I want to know the PatSoc line on squirt, and whether or not it’s piss.

Why does everyone assume I know what PatSoc is?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Is he leftist I thought he was the guy whose main thing was being bad at women's anatomy.

he's the most obviously insecure lunatic tankie around

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

rodbeard posted:

The Office is the one where a dead eyed psychopath stares directly at the camera while torturing an autistic man right?
You may be thinking of one of Nathan Fielder's shows

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Dabir posted:

he's the most obviously insecure lunatic tankie around

Only in so much as he sincerely believes in the ideology; if we include grifters who are currently in that sphere, Peter Coffin has him beat hands down by virtue of a self-kick to the balls on live television.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

TinTower posted:

Only in so much as he sincerely believes in the ideology; if we include grifters who are currently in that sphere, Peter Coffin has him beat hands down by virtue of a self-kick to the balls on live television.

Peter Coffin is pathetic, but Haz has him beat on pure fragile masculinity. Guy just explodes with fury at any interaction that isn't someone grovelling to him.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Allison Bailey also became a smaller twitter fascination at one point when she found a candy wrapper in her yard and spun up a narrative about guerilla trans activists trying to poison her dog with chocolate. Literally so broken she thinks litter is a conspiracy targeting her.

Edit: I also forgot the undeniable proof she had: there was also a lemon in her yard.

Filthy Haiku has a new favorite as of 11:07 on Aug 2, 2022

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



drat those lemon whores!

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Filthy Haiku posted:

Allison Bailey also became a smaller twitter fascination at one point when she found a candy wrapper in her yard and spun up a narrative about guerilla trans activists trying to poison her dog with chocolate. Literally so broken she thinks litter is a conspiracy targeting her.

Edit: I also forgot the undeniable proof she had: there was also a lemon in her yard.

Most recently she also got in the news for suing Stonewall, a prominent LGBT charity. Long story short, Stonewall advised her employer that she was being super transphobic in social media and that they maybe want to do something about it if they want to be considered an LGBT-friendly employer. The employer reacted with the absolutely most milquetoast "Can you not?" to Bailey, and she immediately went on a tear about how Stonewall was trying to cancel her and destroy her livelihood, culminating in a big old lawsuit for which she crowdfunded half a million pounds.

The verdict was reached a few days ago, and predictably it cleared Stonewall of all wrongdoing. Though of course that didn't stop the TERF community and most British newspapers (but I repeat myself) from declaring victory.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

moonmazed posted:

allison bailey's good twin, nosilla motte
:hmmyes:

this is a good joke

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
We need a better play on “Allison” than reversing the order of the letters.

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