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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i really want to know if anyone has told him the thing i keep repeating, that landfills run a huge magnet over all the trash to suck out any ferrous metal so they can sell it for scrap

because i feel like he should really be told that. over and over.

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

even if it were an SSD it probably would still get stuck to the magnet and dumped into the big metal shredder with everything else

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
there was a bit in a tv show I watched when i was little showing how they could try to salvage something that was accidentally thrown away, you had to like figure out when it was thrown away and where and search the truck schedule and figure out which truck it was in then search through the contents of that truck using clues from newspapers and local garbage to see if you could track it down

but this was all when the garbage was still in the truck, trying to do it a decade later is hilarious

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Qwertycoatl posted:

everyone should just agree that he has the bitcoins, like with that rai stone that fell into the sea

Oy guv why the long face?

we made an NFT of your hard drive!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Wait a loving minute...robot dogs?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
those boston dynamics watchdog things I guess

hope this guy has the sense to stop before he spends $150 million on this

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

haveblue posted:

those boston dynamics watchdog things I guess

hope this guy has the sense to stop before he spends $150 million on this

WTF are they gonna do? Can they even detect things? If they could detect a hard drive wouldn't they just run around at each other sniffing the other's hard drive?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The robot dogs can flip around and poo poo as this rear end in a top hat gets more ppl's money

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Escape From Noise posted:

WTF are they gonna do?

https://dev.bostondynamics.com/docs/concepts/choreography/move_reference#twerk

Boody
Aug 15, 2001

haveblue posted:

those boston dynamics watchdog things I guess

hope this guy has the sense to stop before he spends $150 million on this

His plans for what he is going to do with the money show he has no sense at all. He wants to convert the landfill into a power station as well as build some wind turbines and also give everyone in the city (~300k) £50 each.

The council really should just send him a birdbath with an old drive nailed to the bottom.

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


haveblue posted:

hope this guy has the sense to stop before he spends $150 million on this

I hope not, I want to see him blow as much as possible on an increasingly-complicated series of plans and rube goldbergian trash-sorting contraptions, all while the city council continues not giving him the time of day

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I've noticed two fatal flaws in his plan: not enough AI enabled equipment and no implemention of the blockchain.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

quote:

Has anyone cashed out a large amount to their bank, such as 50k-100k, did the banks question anything? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 2 hours ago by Shield_one-1


quote:

The-Francois8 33 points an hour ago

I’ve cashed out 9900 a few times. No issue. Stayed away from the magical number of 10k

quote:

DrAgaricus 12 points an hour ago

Structuring?

quote:

The-Francois8 12 points an hour ago

Yeah. Let them ask.
I’d rather have 9900 held up than answer questions about why I should be allowed to have my $50,000
I also moved it to different banks in case some was held up.
As an aside, that’s some grade a bullshit. “The ‘limit is 10k’… but the real limit is some secret number that only we know.”

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018



That's a pretty cavalier attitude about something that can straight-up land you in jail

edit: like, a former Speaker of the US House of Representatives (Dennis Hastert) spent 13 months in prison for it

aw frig aw dang it fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Aug 2, 2022

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

a lot of bitcoiners have interpreted "you might have to answer questions if you transfer more than $10k" as "the banking system makes it literally impossible to transfer more than $10k", probably because they can't conceive of not doing tax evasion

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


I kinda hope that landfill guy is a grifter, convincing some crypto-rich "investors" to give him fiat for all these ridiculous plans that will clearly never pan out (and paying himself the whole time). The alternative is just too sad.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

aw frig aw dang it posted:

That's a pretty cavalier attitude about something that can straight-up land you in jail

edit: like, a former Speaker of the US House of Representatives (Dennis Hastert) spent 13 months in prison for it

typically its that structuring results in the feds looking hard at why you are structuring, then nailing you for the crime you're trying to cover up and tacking on structuring

it is especially stupid for politicians to do it because then the feds think they're trying to hide bribe money, which is why the feds nailed elliot spitzer for hiring hookers: because he kept paying for them in suspiciously-close-to-$10k payments, so the anti-corruption group went hard on finding out what he was up to and when they found out it was only hookers and not public corruption, well, they'd spent all that time so they might as well charge him for it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Escape From Noise posted:

WTF are they gonna do? Can they even detect things? If they could detect a hard drive wouldn't they just run around at each other sniffing the other's hard drive?

the dogs are not for detecting the hard drive the dogs are for "security" to keep all those other eager beavers from getting the hard drive first

which i mean, if you've seen the actual consumer version of spot, is pretty fuckin' laughable. it's got like a 4 hour battery life and a big red unprotected emergency shutdown button on its rear end like it's a videogame boss

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

the robot arm is for detecting the hard drive, using its robot powers

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Shame Boy posted:

the dogs are not for detecting the hard drive the dogs are for "security" to keep all those other eager beavers from getting the hard drive first

which i mean, if you've seen the actual consumer version of spot, is pretty fuckin' laughable. it's got like a 4 hour battery life and a big red unprotected emergency shutdown button on its rear end like it's a videogame boss

also the hard drive has, apparently, been sitting in the dump for ten years already, not guarded by robot dogs

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

LanceHunter posted:

I kinda hope that landfill guy is a grifter, convincing some crypto-rich "investors" to give him fiat for all these ridiculous plans that will clearly never pan out (and paying himself the whole time). The alternative is just too sad.

i hope he's sincere. i hope he finds it, and then i hope it's irretrievably corrupted

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Shame Boy posted:

the robot arm is for detecting the hard drive, using its robot powers

Arg! Of course! Robot powers! :doh:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

haveblue posted:

hope this guy has the sense to stop before he spends $150 million on this

why?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Sweevo posted:

i hope he's sincere. i hope he finds it, and then i hope it's irretrievably corrupted

i hope it takes a long time to recover the data, but he recovers it successfully in time for bitcoin to crash to $0

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

evilweasel posted:

typically its that structuring results in the feds looking hard at why you are structuring, then nailing you for the crime you're trying to cover up and tacking on structuring

it is especially stupid for politicians to do it because then the feds think they're trying to hide bribe money, which is why the feds nailed elliot spitzer for hiring hookers: because he kept paying for them in suspiciously-close-to-$10k payments, so the anti-corruption group went hard on finding out what he was up to and when they found out it was only hookers and not public corruption, well, they'd spent all that time so they might as well charge him for it

it is a crime to structure payments without there being an underlying act you're covering up, it's just that when they usually bust people for it the underlying act is a lot spicier

e: VVVV like that

qirex fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Aug 2, 2022

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hastert went to prison because he was a pedophile, op. they found out he was a pedophile because he was structuring payments

so, a pretty important lesson for bitcoiners

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


well I can't imagine anything nefarious a crypto enthusiast might be up to so it should all be fine

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shame Boy posted:

i really want to know if anyone has told him the thing i keep repeating, that landfills run a huge magnet over all the trash to suck out any ferrous metal so they can sell it for scrap

because i feel like he should really be told that. over and over.

Coiners should be encouraged. Nay, forced to go through garbage all the time

Like reading my posting

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
has it been a functional land fill all this time?

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Boody posted:

His plans for what he is going to do with the money show he has no sense at all. He wants to convert the landfill into a power station as well as build some wind turbines and also give everyone in the city (~300k) £50 each.

The council really should just send him a birdbath with an old drive nailed to the bottom.

at that point he's obviously just making bullshit promises to try and sway the politicians

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Boxturret posted:

has it been a functional land fill all this time?

yes

Stephen Harper
Apr 13, 2011

Canada is a Northern European welfare state in the worst sense of the term, and very proud of it.

ah yes, “various experts” with “various expertise”

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug
oh poo poo, it's gonna be oak island all over again

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Sweevo posted:

i hope he's sincere. i hope he finds it, and then i hope it's irretrievably corrupted

No the funniest outcome is that the AI robot arm successfully identifies it and then immediately smashes it to bits, like that chess robot that broke the kid's finger

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

could a hard drive even survive for 10 years under garbage? like i thought water just kind of permeates through the garbage during its fementation (some steps which produce acids) until it's capped at some point in the future. not to mention i think they tend to run hot since they're actively fermenting and it's not a nice cool ground temperature.

comedy option: it was actually illegal to throw away e-waste at the time so the local prosecutor charges him and seizes the laptop once he finds it, then uses the captured funds to improve the community.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Gun Metal Cray posted:

oh poo poo, it's gonna be oak island all over again

I knew a person who lived on-site at a self-storage site that had once been used to stash some of the gold that Madalyn Murray O'Hair's killer had stolen. They had to live on-site, because the site needed to have 24/7 security for all of the treasure hunters and thieves who would try to break into units or comb the grounds to find the remainder of the missing gold (despite the fact that there wasn't any missing gold, it had all been stolen pretty shortly after being stored there).

Treasure hunting has this charismatic appear that can really override a person's better judgement.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
To the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPCpGSjNxHo

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol

quote:

Howells said: “Digging up a landfill is a huge operation in itself. The funding has been secured. We’ve brought on an AI specialist. Their technology can easily be retrained to search for a hard drive.

However the major issue Howells still has to overcome is getting permission from the council, who will not meet him to discuss his plans or entertain his ideas.
just lol. a minor inconvenience

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Eeyo posted:

could a hard drive even survive for 10 years under garbage? like i thought water just kind of permeates through the garbage during its fementation (some steps which produce acids) until it's capped at some point in the future. not to mention i think they tend to run hot since they're actively fermenting and it's not a nice cool ground temperature.

comedy option: it was actually illegal to throw away e-waste at the time so the local prosecutor charges him and seizes the laptop once he finds it, then uses the captured funds to improve the community.

assuming the magnet didn't get it and also the landfill just decided not to run the trash through the grinder that day for some reason and also didn't bother to compact that layer down with a steamroller all it would need to do is survive in a corrosive, constantly wet, probably salty hot environment for 10 years, no problem for a consumer grade hard drive

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Chris Knight posted:

lol

just lol. a minor inconvenience

won't even give him the time of day, lmao

"please stop showing up to our hearings you're not invited. i know they're open to the public but you're explicitly un-invited"

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