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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqP9T_Zt4C8

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

this meme implies Janeway isn't The Worst Captain, which is an egregious error

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

DontMockMySmock posted:

this meme implies Janeway isn't The Worst Captain, which is an egregious error

you don't go to space the final frontier with the starship captain you want, you go to space the final frontier with the starship captain you have

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



DontMockMySmock posted:

this meme implies Janeway isn't The Worst Captain, which is an egregious error

If the 2nd place said "Sisko" would have been perfect but then Janeway killing Tuvix was cool so...

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Janeway shoulda remade Tuvix and killed him again.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRUdjrgp/?k=1

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
IDIC

tuvix is only one combination, should have kept killing until she got them all

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



organburner posted:

Janeway shoulda remade Tuvix and killed him again.

:hmmyes:

Content:

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

Guillermus posted:

If the 2nd place said "Sisko" would have been perfect but then Janeway killing Tuvix was cool so...

Killing Tuvix recreated Neelix, so it's a net negative.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Bug Squash posted:

Killing Tuvix recreated Neelix, so it's a net negative.

Janeway needed to kill more to be a better captain, that's for sure.



euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

was the fact that they were all vice presidents a joke in the book or movie?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


lmao

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

What was the original gopher comic

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Ragnar34 posted:

What was the original gopher comic

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/an-end-to-gopher-trouble/

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

euphronius posted:

was the fact that they were all vice presidents a joke in the book or movie?

What are you talking about

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


DontMockMySmock posted:

this meme implies Janeway isn't The Worst Captain, which is an egregious error

Janeway killed Tuvix, and never promoted kim. Already miles ahead of kirk.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


My mother, telling me that at 15 one is too old for LEGO

Me at 32




Sending above average amounts of funding to Bavaria for 20 years

Not building wind turbines or power lines

Demanding fracking in Lower Saxony

"The Federal governments engages in Bavaria-bashing"

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Aug 2, 2022

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Also, it's water changing day



hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

flavor.flv posted:

Also, it's water changing day



what indeed

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

flavor.flv posted:

Also, it's water changing day



I once had a conversation with an idiot in which they complained how gross using an aquarium siphon is. I asked what they meant, it didn't occur to me that someone would be stupid enough to think you have to start a siphon with your mouth, but that is what they meant. I tried to explain that you did not have to do that, and they could not understand any other way.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

I once had a conversation with an idiot in which they complained how gross using an aquarium siphon is. I asked what they meant, it didn't occur to me that someone would be stupid enough to think you have to start a siphon with your mouth, but that is what they meant. I tried to explain that you did not have to do that, and they could not understand any other way.

Yeah you put it in your butt and reverse fart

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


What do you do, use a vacuum pump?

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Mr. Lobe posted:

What do you do, use a vacuum pump?

Siphon pumps exist.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I think you would loop the tube deep enough in the tank that the water line would be over the lip and then put your thumb over the ends when you pull the excess out and then let go with your thumbs

but idk I just made that up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Whose mouth do you use ??

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Aquarium owners can have little a fishwater, as a treat.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Yeah, I was thinking of something like that. A valved pump.

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

i worked at a superfund site in college and one day my boss told me to go siphon out a sump so we could fix a broken pump. based purely on my expression he knew that he had to show me the little hand pump thing he used to get a siphon going so that i didn't end up drinking toxic waste. turns out jokes about stealing gasoline in cartoons were not the best siphon education.

hawowanlawow posted:

I think you would loop the tube deep enough in the tank that the water line would be over the lip and then put your thumb over the ends when you pull the excess out and then let go with your thumbs

but idk I just made that up

later on when i worked in the lab, the supervisor there showed me this technique. you don't even have to submerge it, you just fill the tube from the faucet and put a thumb over one end!

CaptainViolence has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Aug 2, 2022

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔
You can just put the tube and hose under the water in the aquarium, then kink the hose or put your thumb over the opening, and take the hose out. There are like a dozen other ways to start a siphon with no need for pumps or valves or anything, and you definitely don't need to put your mouth on it.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Mr. Lobe posted:

What do you do, use a vacuum pump?
Usually a waterbed drain/fill kit, since if you’re draining an aquarium you’re also going to refill it shortly. Basically a thing you screw onto a faucet, and running water through it creates a vacuum in a side pipe. (Is that called a Venturi tube?)

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sounds like a bunch of people itt aren't getting their regular sip of cupramine

Don't come crawling to me when you all catch ich

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




When I was ~4 years old I was visiting some family and my uncle happened to be doing a water change on their goldfish tank. I saw the hose draining out the window and ran over, shoved it into my mouth, and started chugging.

That’s why I’m an SA poster now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

lament.cfg posted:

When I was ~4 years old I was visiting some family and my uncle happened to be doing a water change on their goldfish tank. I saw the hose draining out the window and ran over, shoved it into my mouth, and started chugging.

That’s why I’m an SA poster now.

lament.txt

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

When cleaning the fish tank I would always siphon the water into a clean(-ish) white bucket instead of directly into a drain, since the smaller fish had a tendency to get a little too close and, no doubt to their astonishment, get schlorped up through the tube. It wasn't unusual to need to rescue one or two fish from the bucket before dumping it.

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