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Meme Poker Party posted:Imagine WW3 starting because China shot down a plane carrying Nanci Pelosi. I can only get so hard
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Aug 2, 2022 16:01
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Nancy wanted the most exotic bing chi ling around
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Aug 2, 2022 16:15
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Alan Smithee posted:The Art of War 2 by Xi Jinping. Foreword by Vladimir Putin The generals shrug and go, "Eh, chabuduo."
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Aug 2, 2022 16:23
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the people's republic enforcing a territorial claim based off of what an emperor once claimed, good times
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Aug 2, 2022 16:25
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lol, not bad he could have easily just showed up and brought the only-in-japan commercial energy one liner but he went full mormon immersion
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Aug 2, 2022 16:31
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Panzeh posted:the people's republic enforcing a territorial claim based off of what an emperor once claimed, good times All that China has touched in its 5000 year history is rightfully China's. So uh, all of Africa during Zheng He's voyage? China
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Aug 2, 2022 16:32
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China is a buffer nation between Finland and Korea.
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Aug 2, 2022 16:33
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Give China back to Japan IMO
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3D Megadoodoo posted:China is a buffer nation between Finland and Korea. I'm ready for the next hyperwar, but the world isn't
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Aug 2, 2022 16:36
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China is rightfully Mongolia’s. Give it back to them.
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Aug 2, 2022 16:55
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the moon is also China's basically you see that there? that's china's. So is that. Look behind you. Who owns it? China does
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3D Megadoodoo posted:China is a buffer nation between Finland and Korea. Altaic Union their first leader will henceforth be known as the Square Watermelon Seller
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Aug 2, 2022 17:21
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Alan Smithee posted:All that China has touched in its 5000 year history is rightfully China's. It took some balls for him to claim Africa
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Captain Splendid posted:It took some balls for him to claim Africa I almost made a "and without the power of speech" joke but then I realised Unix is not, on fact, a Linux.
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Polidoro posted:Are they going to throw the tanks into the sea? Maybe they'll make another Wolf Warrior movie out of this non-event. He'll take a speed boat to Taiwan and singlehandedly stop the Unnamed Nation. They'd have to change Pelosi to a big burly (possibly black) man who knows how to fight, and there will be a Street Fighter 2-esque fight scene to finish it, but the messaging will easily understood: don't mess with China!! Cthulu Carl posted:Why else would they call it a "Cheek weld"?
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LordArgh posted:i assume that those who say that china's military is intentionally trying to look incompetent are the same people who believe that russia's attack towards kyiv was a feint Nah it mostly comes out of a natsec perspective of viewing stuff cynically in order to not be caught off guard + not conflating micro-level details with the systemic picture. At least that's the only place I've seen it. the nationalist/tankie/true believer perspective is just to deny the weakness or ridiculousness or to clutch onto the first razor thin justification that sounds maybe a bit plausible
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Captain Splendid posted:It took some balls for him to claim Africa If they dare bless those rains...
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wonder whether the Stuarts used by the Taiwanese to literally crush the last attempted invasion of Kinmen are still in a museum somewhere
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PITY BONER posted:They'd have to change Pelosi to a big burly (possibly black) man who knows how to fight, and there will be a Street Fighter 2-esque fight scene to finish it, but the messaging will easily understood: don't mess with China!! Ip Man 6?
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This is China's final warning on being horny for Nancy Pelosi
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quote:there perhaps could not have been a more unimaginable couple than the American Pelosi (aka “Old Witch” 老妖婆) and Chinese Hu (aka “Old Hu” 老胡) Is Old Witch really a term that's caught on for Pelosi?
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Aug 2, 2022 19:42
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Chinese shuffling around tank units on the mainland like a broken AI which doesn't know how to use transport ships to cross sea squares.
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should have used the photo of pelosi from the beach.
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Polidoro posted:Are they going to throw the tanks into the sea?
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Meme Poker Party posted:Imagine WW3 starting because China shot down a plane carrying Nanci Pelosi. I honestly wonder if the banking crisis is making Xi think he needs to pull out all of the stops on making his case for another term. I was under the impression that his level of control was high enough that he doesn't need to bother but 
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Strong Sauce posted:should have used the photo of pelosi from the beach. some say xi dada hasn't had this much testosterone since that photo dropped is this metaphorical dick waving how politicians send dick pics???
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Post 90's beauty now means over 90 years old
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The Moon Monster posted:I honestly wonder if the banking crisis is making Xi think he needs to pull out all of the stops on making his case for another term. Didn't he outlaw such quaint concepts as 'limits on uninterrupted rule' a while back
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I wonder if Nancy saw the meat shaped rock whilst in Taiwan. Or ate at the toilet bowl restaurant.
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Shumagorath posted:It would save Taiwan the trouble. With the amount of US subs in the region they'd only sink a few feet
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WarpedNaba posted:Didn't he outlaw such quaint concepts as 'limits on uninterrupted rule' a while back Term limits were abolished but there are still 5 year terms. I think Xi is nearing the end of his current term, but I don't know if that really matters to any extent.
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AHH F/UGH posted:This is China's final warning on being horny for Nancy Pelosi I mean, if tankies in America can't stop being extremely horny for her while 'joking' about wanting to viciously murder her...
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is it possible to assassinate a foreign dignitary by serving them bone shard meat?
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The Moon Monster posted:Term limits were abolished but there are still 5 year terms. I think Xi is nearing the end of his current term, but I don't know if that really matters to any extent. Hypothetically they could the party could pick someone else, realistically there are no actual competitors because when there’s this much centralization of power any potential threat is gotten rid of before it’s a problem.
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li keqiang. bring back shanghai clique peeps. china youth league peeps. hell, conveniently forget that bo xilai killed a dude and zhou yongkang stole ten figures nobody rules alone
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