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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
did Photopia first

: Beat any of the text adventures

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welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut
Oh I guess it does finish properly.whoops!

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

An Act of Murder done. Agree that it's the weak link, though that really comes down to my inexperience with text adventures. I had to reload a lot of times to make sure I eliminated every possible suspect, and for instance "search" has different effects than "examine" which tripped me up. Not bad though.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012



Fun little game! Will give the others a go over the next few days as well. Apparently this is more in line with my schedule than every single Metal Gear game at the moment.

Beat any of the text adventures

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

i'm too retarded for act of murder

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

my morning jackass posted:

might be fun to do these with the kids, how appropriate would any of these be?
hm

I wouldn't recommend Photopia because it deals with themes that would probably be pretty distressing for a child (although, amusingly, part of it is about playing games with a kid),
and An Act of Murder is pretty dry

Gun Mute, as Arrhythmia said, is pretty much T for teen, I guess as long as you don't >look at juanita

I can't remember anything untoward in Superluminal Vagrant Twin, but I also wasn't really thinking about it in terms of being child appropriate
(and I have kind of a bad sense for that anyway because my parents let me watch Terminator 2, Predator, and Robocop when I was like 6)

if I was picking a text adventure specifically for a parent to play with kids, I think I would have picked The Impossible Bottle, which is cute and very imaginative and very child-friendly, but, no game club trophy

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012



all four done!

Act of Murder is kinda interesting, hard to figure out how it ticks, but once you realize how it works it's pretty easy.

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

mbt posted:

i'm too retarded for act of murder

I struggled with it at first, but basically you want to (general hint, not too spoilery but spoilering just in case) establish whether each of the suspects has the means, opportunity, and motive. Once I realized that that was the goal, things fell into place for me on how to proceed.

Anyway,

Cool mix of games. Really enjoyed Superluminal Vagrant Twin. Got 48 planets but I know there are more out there so I'll see if I can find any others.

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tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

gonna restart the Vagrant Twin one later tonight. tried to start it at work today and i can't focus enough to keep track of what i'm doing / where i'm supposed to be going

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Gun Mute was short and simple in a very good way, I'll go back for the last three points later

Photopia wasn't really a game but the "rails" themselves have a very satisfying narrative explanation once it all comes together

Working on Vagrant Twin now and this doesn't *need* to be a text adventure but the parser adds some charm I think. Also it has fishing.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Finished Vagrant and I assume I missed some planets but not sure where to go looking for them. Didn't really care for how the "main" quest line dumps the money you need on you in one big lump, I'd have preferred if there were different combinations of things to do to scrape the 5 million together.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

P-Mack posted:

Finished Vagrant and I assume I missed some planets but not sure where to go looking for them. Didn't really care for how the "main" quest line dumps the money you need on you in one big lump, I'd have preferred if there were different combinations of things to do to scrape the 5 million together.

Instead there's multiple ways to do the main quest, I don't think you even need to find Prax

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

Evil Eagle posted:

Instead there's multiple ways to do the main quest, I don't think you even need to find Prax

Yeah there's multiple ways to get to Haven. Even when you find Prax, the amalg who has his tube wants 100k for him normally, but if you have the emblem or come back after buying it, he just hands him over.

I was fine with not having to do $5 million in odd jobs, the trading game gets unwieldly after a while with ~50 locations as it is, adding more locations would make that part even worse and adding more valuable trades would just gate the ending behind finding those particular planets.

Although I never did sell the gem, I should see what that's worth.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

welcome posted:

Yeah there's multiple ways to get to Haven. Even when you find Prax, the amalg who has his tube wants 100k for him normally, but if you have the emblem or come back after buying it, he just hands him over.

I was fine with not having to do $5 million in odd jobs, the trading game gets unwieldly after a while with ~50 locations as it is, adding more locations would make that part even worse and adding more valuable trades would just gate the ending behind finding those particular planets.

Although I never did sell the gem, I should see what that's worth.

I ended up Grafting enough amalg parts to myself (razortail, bronze wings, roboclaw, laser eye and nuclear heart) to make the amalg respect me and Viscera told me where to get coordinates to jump to Haven. When I found Prax the amalg just handed him over for free lol.

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

Evil Eagle posted:

I ended up Grafting enough amalg parts to myself (razortail, bronze wings, roboclaw, laser eye and nuclear heart) to make the amalg respect me and Viscera told me where to get coordinates to jump to Haven. When I found Prax the amalg just handed him over for free lol.

Lol badass.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Lunchmeat Larry posted:



Fun little game! Will give the others a go over the next few days as well. Apparently this is more in line with my schedule than every single Metal Gear game at the moment.

Beat any of the text adventures

Same. I love Metal Gear but just didn't have the time.

I only got 16 out of 20 on Gun Mute but I did manage to get eaten by a grue

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Photopia got me good...have a family history with that specific thing...



Done with this week way early, anyone have any other recommendations for text adventures? I enjoyed Superluminal Vagrant Twin and Photopia the most but I'm down to play stuff that's different too

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

beat photopia. im not sure where the puzzle was, i kind of hate text adventures so this was easy to sit back and earn me a free badge

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Oh god no.


https://ifdb.org/viewgame?id=dwgm9le9d8uh2ibq

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012


Lmfao

Also it's a well known one but Anchorhead is good

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006


lmfao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


lol at every detail

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lmfao

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


Lmao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007


lmao

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

Lol

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


Lmao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Lmfao

mbt
Aug 13, 2012


lmao

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

The Kins posted:

pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

lol so good

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Kins posted:

pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011



The Kins posted:

pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

lmfao

copy
Jul 26, 2007



The Kins posted:

pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

Evil Eagle posted:

Photopia got me good...have a family history with that specific thing...



Done with this week way early, anyone have any other recommendations for text adventures? I enjoyed Superluminal Vagrant Twin and Photopia the most but I'm down to play stuff that's different too

Shade is one of my favorites, unsettling little one room game.

There's a few popular "intro to IF" inventory based games and Lost Pig is the best of those imo, although The Dreamhold and Bronze are pretty good too.

To this day I haven't played any parser IF quite like Photopia, but Tapestry (branching stories), Aisle (one turn game), and Galatea (one room game with 50+ endings) are similarly experimental. There's a lot of linear Twine stuff out there like the uncle who works at nintendo.

If anybody knows about anything like Vagrant Twin please tell me about it.

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Lmfao

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

The Kins posted:

pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

lmao

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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

The Kins posted:

pre:
> open closet

You find a bunch of old clutter left behind by Chet's parents, first from when
they used this as the spare room, then from when it was the nursery for Chet
himself. There's a lot of history in this pile, and also probably a lot of gross
birth fluids or whatever it is that happens.

> examine clutter

You give a cursory, half-hearted browse of the cultural rubble. This room must've
also been the man cave before Chet showed up. Man, if walls could talk...

Of the debris, the two items that catch your eye are a battered Playstation 3
and a clothing catalog.

> examine playstation 3

It appears to be late model. You don't know what firmware it's on, but you're
pretty sure it doesn't have the PS2 backwards compatibility stuff.

> take playstation 3

Taken.

> take playstation 3 games

I don't know what "playstation 3 games" is.

> examine catalog

A catalog for one of the many kids clothing stores that used to litter stripmalls
from coast to coast. "BACK 2 SKOOL!" is printed on the front in enthusiastic
Comic Sans, above a fellow twelve year old dressed in a baggy school uniform
and shades giving the least enthusiastic thumbs up ever.

There but for the grace of God, huh?

> take catalog

Taken.

> place playstation 3 on windowsill

You carefully place the games console on the windowsill, making sure it doesn't
fall off into the yard below. That'd be hard to explain to Chet's parents.

> place catalog on windowsill.

You slip the catalog half-under the PS3 to keep it from blowing away in the
evening breeze.

> south

Bleary-eyed, you take a few steps into the kitchen to grab a quick lemonade
before bed.

Behind you, you suddenly hear a frenzy of activity from the room you just left.
It lasts all of a second, with the slam of a window acting as the dot on an
exclamation point of noise.

> north

You step back into the bedroom, and witness a preculiar sight. The catalog has
vanished completely, and the Playstation 3 has been hooked up to a period-
appropriate CRT television (that wasn't there before) running Bonk's Adventure in
a version of MAME that's older than you are. As the attract mode loops silently
and endlessly, you get the feeling that you've appeased some mysterious entity,
and that it's spared your life in return.

The rest of the night is uneventful. You fall asleep shortly thereafter and your
parents pick you up in the morning. As the neighborhood rushes by your passenger-
seat window, you reflect on the previous night and wonder - did kids REALLY grow
up playing Bonk's Adventure? Because wow, that game kinda blows.

** You Survived **

** You scored 69 points out of a possible 420 **

Would you like to RESTORE a saved position, RESTART the story, UNDO the last
move, see your FULL SCORE, or QUIT?

lmao

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