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Sixto Lezcano
Jul 11, 2007



Okay he’s talking about Chinese social credit on the stand
Our boy is warming up

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Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
please get some demon questions on cross

gregday
May 23, 2003

Somehow I don’t think portraying jojes as the sympathetic victim is going to work

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



No do not let him get away with saying "Chinese-run social credit score" under oath no no no no no no no.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Knowledge Fight has also permanently ruined the words "admit" and "confirmed" for me

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Luxrage posted:

Since we can't post screenshots of the courtroom video imagine I posted a screenshot where there video's going and he's staring straight off into space and it's labeled "me when confronted by my own posts"

~artists rendition~

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

NecroBob posted:

"we're victims of secret social credit score testing!"

like China has. They admit that.

"They admit it!" is one of my favorite (read: most hated) Alex ticks.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


THEY BUILD THIS DEMON

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Turpitude II posted:

~artists rendition~



Accurate.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

reignofevil posted:

The true victim of mass shootings?

Turns out it was Alex Jones.

If only we should be so lucky

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

NEXT LEVEL 1984

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Xiahou Dun posted:

Which one?!?!??!

Didn't he just say something about how the judge says X, but I still believe that Y?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
"Communism" Jesus Christ, can you hear all the way back there in the Fifties?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

alex jones also does not know what identity theft is

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
TIL that people shittalking you on the internet and you not being able to immediately respond in the same communications channel is identity theft. :psyduck:

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Turpitude II posted:

~artists rendition~



:five:

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020

Turpitude II posted:

~artists rendition~



This is great

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Ha ha I'm stealing your identity Alex Jones. You can't catch me!

-The Hamburglar

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just send him to the chair already.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
psychotronic drugs

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Alex Jones: I can't remember what the question was [because once i start talking i just go where the spirit takes me and talk and talk and talk]

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

God bless those two objections.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Took him 4 tries (so far) to answer "What today do you think happened at Sandy Hook"

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
"Common side effects include: may commit mass shooting"

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Three objections to one question as to what his official stance of the Sandy Hook sitting is. He STILL can't say it happened and he was wrong. That has to sting.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Mark's tone when objecting now :allears: sing-song like he's lightly scolding a child

Perfection

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
"I'm gonna object here-"

"Well actually right now there's no question. He's just talking. So that objection is sustained"

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Turpitude II posted:

~artists rendition~



Nailed it. :golfclap:

Also. "This is not a conversation. This is not a show." Everything this judge says I want on a coffee mug.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Xakura posted:

"Common side effects include: may commit mass shooting"

FDA approved. It's the deep state. Globalists.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

:siren: FIRST AMENDMENT :siren:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
i hope he does his fentanyl the dragon voice

Generic American
Mar 15, 2012

I love my Peng


"What do you believe happened in Sandy Hook?"
"Well, I'm fighting the globalists and—"

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Oh my God they're wrapping up. KKK and Nazi slippery slope.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Sir Tonk posted:

i hope he does his fentanyl the dragon voice

I want to see him doing Bernie live

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Turpitude II posted:

~artists rendition~


Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
WMDs!!

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



"i want to prtotect nazis" - alex jones

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Holy poo poo Alex do not admit you inspire bad people!!!

Actually, definitely do admit that

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Who are these good people he speaks of?

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
it is time

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