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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
'Any objection'

The other lawyer sits in sort of stunned silence.

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Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
You've got that document upside down

this got a real laugh out of me. he isn't even looking at anything he's being shown

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

BigHead posted:

:siren: The cough is back :siren:

Leave Alex Jones' Larynx Alone!!1l

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Alex is drinking that whole jug of water. Guess he wants to argue he needs a pee break.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
They are going to be showing videos of the defense messing up on day one of law school now. This is incredible I have never seen a more inept team

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dry mouth for some reason.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Convenient that the cough is back.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I think in between coughs I heard a 'please don't' but I can't be 100% on that

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
not sure about debunking a coronavirus claim in front of a texas jury, LOL!!!!!!!!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The stenographer should ask to move to the other side while he's coughing all over her.

Dimestore Merlin
Jul 14, 2007

Obey your Spider-Lord

Boy, that cough gets worse and worse the more hosed he gets, huh?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
globalist cough drops laced with psychoactive drugs to alter his memories

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Generic American posted:

"You've got it upside down."

:siren:Alex can't read:siren:

I. KNOW. HOW. TO READ.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

StrangersInTheNight posted:

then alex's ruse is working

he knows exactly what he was doing and what he was selling along, or he wouldn't be so slippery when getting nailed

B-Rock452 posted:

"you have it upside down"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
bring him up on biological warfare charges he's trying to covid the whole court

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

SalTheBard posted:

Convenient that the cough is back.

yeah exactly

he knows that all it takes to get past these moments is to break the tension with a cough and then he can scuttle it along

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Alex Jones tragically having an allergic reaction to the consequences of his own actions.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
"sure"

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Now would be a good moment for Alex to bite down on that ketchup packet he's squirreling away in his cheek and pretend to start coding

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Nice trick

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
LoL wanna bet the biggest scandal among the InfoWarriors from this will be "WTF ALEX USING A GLOBALIST PHONE!??!!"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Nice Trick

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
HOOOOLLLLYYYY loving poo poo

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

he's a manpulator, doesn't mean he was always a good one lol but he always takes the swing

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Aug 4, 2022

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
oooh jones is getting sassy they got to him

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


OH NO

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
:staredog:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

a haha literally lol

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



OH poo poo

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

oh my god

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
no loving way

Dimestore Merlin
Jul 14, 2007

Obey your Spider-Lord

HOLY SHITTTTTT!

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Holy poo poo

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
holy poo poo

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
holy poo poo holy poo poo holy poo poo!

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


HIS LAWYERS SENT THEM ALL OF HIS MESSAGES ON ACCIDENT 12 DAYS AGO

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
That is loving incredible

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


oh my loving god

ElegantFugue
Jun 5, 2012

OH poo poo THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF THINGS JONES MIGHT NOT WANT GIVEN OUT

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Oh. My. God

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