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Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

LOL

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Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
lol lol lol lol lol lol

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

LMAO "This is your Perry Mason moment."

WHAT A LINE

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
holy poo poo

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



"this is your perry mason moment"

lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Lol

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Got him.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
omg jesus

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Well he's gonna have a pretty good case to sue his own attorneys for being incompetent now. HOLY poo poo.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
"This is your Perry Mason moment" indeed buddy.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
This is a straight up Phoenix Wright play

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Whoops!

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
Holy poo poo gently caress

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
PERRY MASON MOMENT

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

loving lol. :tviv:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
HOLY loving poo poo

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


mark and bill's erections definitely lasted more than four hours

wit
Jul 26, 2011

BigBadSteve posted:

:lol::lol: Jones is getting turbofukd.

This is the point the ace attorney music starts playing.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

one time i accidentally cc'ed my company at the time's client list and oh my god did i eat poo poo for it

that lawyer is the scrub of all scrubs

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Hoooly poo poo, the defence sent all of Alex's texts "accidentally" and that proved Ashley is lying. I am screaming.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Holy poo poo. That silence from Jones was incredible

Dimestore Merlin
Jul 14, 2007

Obey your Spider-Lord

So loving glad I chose to watch this live

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Holy poo poo, Bankston just revealed that Jones' own lawyer accidentally gave the entire contents of Jones' celphone as evidence, which revealed that he been lying about whether he's been talking about Sandy Hook or not.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Aw poo poo I just had to run off the stream!!! What happened?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
you can assert the fifth if you want.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Oh my God reminding him he can take the fifth

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc/status/1554863674271191041?s=20&t=uk70XyexZVss2kgTNogarQ

There's not a :allears: big enough.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Holy gently caress. I think being confronted in front of the jury that you've been doing crimes in the court is a bad legal thingy.

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Mercury_Storm posted:

Holy poo poo, Bankston just revealed that Jones' own lawyer accidentally gave the entire contents of Jones' celphone as evidence, which revealed that he been lying about whether he's been talking about Sandy Hook or not.

Oh my god

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Laying groundwork for perjury charge. Nice.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Their refusal to learn how to submit evidence might be a costly one.

ElegantFugue
Jun 5, 2012


on a scale of 1 to 10 how does "accidentally sending the plaintiffs a perpetually-lying defendant's entire texting records for years and telling them they can use it for their case" rank on the "not a sign of a good lawyer" scale

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
lmao, he shocked him out of the cough

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

Aw poo poo I just had to run off the stream!!! What happened?

The defense sent a bunch of poo poo to the plantiff's lawyer, an exact digital copy of Alex Jone's text messages plus maybe more stuff. They have undeniable proof he's perjuring himself.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I feel like I'm witnessing a justified murder, goddamn

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Oh no

Jones' lawyers sent him the emails too didnt they

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
he has no idea how to answer without loving himself over

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

We're headed to a Alex breakdown once he realizes how hosed he is with that phone download.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

haha ' i stopped using email before sandy hook and someone else has my infowars email address'

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

PerilPastry posted:

lmao, he shocked him out of the cough

Coughs are like hiccups, y'know.

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