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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I did that yesterday.
EZ

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Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I've done apheresis donation too. :buddy:

I did white cells once at MD Anderson to help out some stranger's sister and while I would do it again the whole process is far worse than like platelets, which I've done a bunch, or double red cells, which I've only done a couple of times. Four hours, a needle in each elbow, the plebotamists just swap out DVDs in a laptop for you, and the end product is a shockingly large bag of red goo, like a throw pillow, or a mostly full gallon ziploc bag. But the recipient lived so that's nice. :unsmith:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

This sounds like a situation where someone came up with an idea for a new movie and they were forced to turn it into a remake of an older movie because the premise was too similar.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It’s been so long since I’ve seen Roadhouse, but didn’t our hero just straight up kill all the bad guys at the end and the cops looked the other way while he did it?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s been so long since I’ve seen Roadhouse, but didn’t our hero just straight up kill all the bad guys at the end and the cops looked the other way while he did it?

In the current culture, it's more likely the cops(who are all white men) will be the ones to rescue Jake Gyllenhaal by gunning down the bad guys(who are all black) because that's how modern Hollywood promotes """diversity""".

Content:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I had my dog rug done cheaper by a guy named Lou Scunt. This guy is a rip off.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Cartoon Man posted:

It’s been so long since I’ve seen Roadhouse, but didn’t our hero just straight up kill all the bad guys at the end and the cops looked the other way while he did it?

No, the townspeople also came in and shotgunned the boss.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Speaking of Road House rip-offs, here's one starring Billy Ray Cyrus:



Blursed because it's funny as gently caress.

Raspberry Bang
Feb 14, 2007


https://twitter.com/shaunmoriarty/status/1554286164575588353?s=20&t=GWdxZ3QDVbcZ-ZRIMBtClg

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was not prepared for this.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XkYr8yiCw

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Can't wait to hear what Fantano thinks of the new RayonBase track that just dropped

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

codo27 posted:

being Irish whipped

***eats a potato, drinks guiness***
"Dude, you are so Irish whipped. 🙄"

Clavavisage
Nov 12, 2011

Jandek meet JanDad

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






serf bangs

Warm Fish Salad
Dec 16, 2016

You Compleat Me
My in-laws received this cursed image in the mail the other day

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
If you had told me the onion made it, I would have believed you.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

What is this site, I want to fall down this rabbit hole

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Boomers are likely the primary buyers of magazines anymore.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

This is a Tim and Eric bit, right?

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

artsy fartsy posted:

What is this site, I want to fall down this rabbit hole

fetlife and no you dont

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

artsy fartsy posted:

What is this site, I want to fall down this rabbit hole

That would be Fetlife, where you can go on a real life Internet Safari, and end up learning that the random weirdos on the internet have photographic proof that they REALLY ENJOY being The Horse's Full Toilet.

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

That would be Fetlife, where you can go on a real life Internet Safari, and end up learning that the random weirdos on the internet have photographic proof that they REALLY ENJOY being The Horse's Full Toilet.

(everything about it)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Warm Fish Salad posted:

My in-laws received this cursed image in the mail the other day


Pickleball is fun, though

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

phobo posted:

(everything about it)

(watching others wear)

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

phobo posted:

(everything about it)

Especially the shame, ridicule, and eventually dismissed animal cruelty charges.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Queue up another generation of would-be tough guys watching Roadhouse and inappropriately touching themselves. :jerkbag:

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Queue up another generation of would-be tough guys watching Roadhouse and inappropriately touching themselves. :jerkbag:

Is it really inappropriate when it's Jake Gyllenhaal?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
please don't join fetlife

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

kntfkr posted:

please don't join fetlife

Looks like someone wants to hoard all the fet.

DressCodeBlue
Jun 15, 2006

Professional zombie impersonator.
A few days ago, a friend of mine told me about the time he tried fetlife and ended up with someone wanting to do erotic roleplay as Shoko Asahara.

(He was a coward and declined and quit the site.)

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Here with the heavy hitting curses you need

https://twitter.com/ManMilk2/status/1554914565607096326?t=IW4S1K1GcCI7-L-1eR8GAg&s=19

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

DressCodeBlue posted:

A few days ago, a friend of mine told me about the time he tried fetlife and ended up with someone wanting to do erotic roleplay as Shoko Asahara.

(He was a coward and declined and quit the site.)

I have a tshirt with Shoko Asahara's picture on it and the back says

HATE
ALL
LIFE

and my mom always yells at me when I wear it but i think it's cool.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

codo27 posted:

Here with the heavy hitting curses you need


No

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

artsy fartsy posted:

What is this site, I want to fall down this rabbit hole

Old SA’s got you, fam.

I remember there being a huge fetlife thread in GBS for the longest.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

This man’s feet upset me

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Warm Fish Salad posted:

My in-laws received this cursed image in the mail the other day


if you think this is cursed, there's an entire world of content about 50+ people just trying to have fun for you

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cursed images: BDSM style videos in the barn with/around manure

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Solid buried lede there

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