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I'm just a simple bow and arrow lawyer, maybe I don't know a thing or two about law
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....does he know what a psychiatrist does?
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Is he still trying to impeach the therapist?
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Aug 3, 2022 21:41
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"They have video of me shooting arrows into passing cars, but those videos are edited to only show me releasing arrows, then doing a fist pump when the arrow pierces a toyota corolla! What about the other 99% of arrows I shot that went into a target or my neighbor's dog?"
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Man what a coincidence, I’d like him to get the Tywin Lannister treatment.
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I guess anyone can be a lawyer in Texas
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"I was once a lawyer like you, then I somehow shot an arrow into my own knee."
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I can only hope the jury thinks this is as loving stupid as I think it is Also he's misrepresenting Dr Crouch's testimony but that's par for the course
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Aug 3, 2022 21:42
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Look, I gotta be honest with you guys, I just practice law to fund my drug habit. *pops another stick of gum in his mouth*. I'm not even sure where I am right now.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:42
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This gently caress really trying to act like we all didn't spend a week seeing a bunch of evidence?
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I am so pumped for the plaintiffs to respond, if that's indeed what can happen next, which is amazing if it is.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Look, I gotta be honest with you guys, I just practice law to fund my drug habit. *pops another stick of gum in his mouth*. I'm not even sure where I am right now. Quiver falls from behind briefcase.
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"go back to the number of hours that we aren't supposed to be talking about because we hosed around in discovery" Why? why why why why whywhywhywhy
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Aug 3, 2022 21:43
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KitConstantine posted:you would have been traumatized from your dog dying anyway!! Me mocking you crying over your dog and repeatedly leaving pictures of your dog in your mailbox for years couldn't have made it *worse*, riiiiiight? "And why do you keep bringing up the swastikas I drew on that mailbox? Just because I'm holding a paintbrush up to it right now? With a big X that I'm slowly adding lines to while making eye contact with you?"
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madmatt112 posted:I am so pumped for the plaintiffs to respond, if that's indeed what can happen next, which is amazing if it is. It is what happens next, so keep edging
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Tree Dude posted:This gently caress really trying to act like we all didn't spend a week seeing a bunch of evidence? The Obi-Wan Defense.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:43
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Where are the emails that we did not provide
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I just want this monster to pay for all the damage he's done. Weirdos showing up to case your home? harass your children and yourselves? Death threats?! Money isn't enough. AJ should spend the rest of his life in prison.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:43
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lol yes attack the victims you dumb poo poo
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I don’t want this trial to end. Please saint bankston, dunk on Jones for all of eternity.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:44
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Why is he allowed to talk about this? How is this not being objected to?
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Seriously an intern told me to put them in an online box and I lost all the emails. Where’s the evidence?
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Aug 3, 2022 21:44
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Just because Alex jones says things into microphones, and mentally ill people take those things as instructions to shoot at a bereaved family’s house, is that really Alex’s fault? E: gently caress this slimeball attorney.
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Lol he's so stuck on the "Homie didn't do the bad thing until 2017 or even 2018, case closed."
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red19fire posted:Just because Alex jones says things into microphones, and mentally ill people take those things as instructions to shoot at a bereaved family’s house, is that really Alex’s fault? If it didn't happen like all the time... maaaaaaaayyyybe? But it does happen all the time and Alex knows it happens all the time.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:47
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red19fire posted:I don’t want this trial to end. Please saint bankston, dunk on Jones for all of eternity. A proposal: in addition to the monetary stuff, order Jones to be kept permanently under oath forever.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:47
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My dog ate those texts and emails and I was so embarassed sorry everyone.
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It sorta sounds like he thinks his argument is bad at this point.
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Vore-dyer is an interesting pronunciation
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This is so boring.
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Wait this real rear end lawyer doesn't know how to pronounce "voir dire"? loving really?
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:A proposal: in addition to the monetary stuff, order Jones to be kept permanently under oath forever. Why? It obviously doesn't work.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:48
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Aww yiss mentioning punitive damages again. "You're all smart people. You wouldn't be on this jury if you weren't smart people." Christ.
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gregday posted:Vore-dyer is an interesting pronunciation It’s possibly his Deviantart user name.
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lol my man straight up said to the jury that siding with alex jones will not be the popular choice
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Aug 3, 2022 21:49
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"Here's a bunch of poo poo we should have hashed out in the actual trial but Chili boi hosed around and got a default. So here's me a day late and dollar short"
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Aug 3, 2022 21:49
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ladies and gentlemen of the jury my client is just a smol bean streamer
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He's actually arguing that because the parents didn't see financial shortcomings because of this, AJ doesn't owe poo poo. Lol what.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:49
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"Why did the plaintiffs REFUSE to prove a negative???" Crain posted:Why is he allowed to talk about this? I'm guessing it's gonna get brought up during the response
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"Murdered 26 children" NOPE 20 kids and 6 educators. This clown doesn't know his rear end from his hand.
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