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AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

TheMightyBoops posted:

Oh my god isn’t there a time limit!

FILLIBUSTER

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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Literally yelling irl. So mad

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

KitConstantine posted:

Alex jones has ALREADY been found Guilty. That is not the question here

Yeah the direct evidence of harassment was attempted to be discussed during the depositions AJ and his compatriots shitted up.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

"Comes from the Latin..."

NOPE.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-FO0lH8gm0&t=306s

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Hardly anyone watches this guy, he's just a tiny, insignificant online streamer. Except the millions of people that trust this guy.

waydownLo
Oct 1, 2016
gently caress YES NIEMOLLER

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I'm no legal expert but I'm fairly certain dragging up "word x derives from latin meaning..." is not something you'd do if you have actual meat on your speech bone.

Sixto Lezcano
Jul 11, 2007



Really appealing to a certain mindset with this closing argument.

OH MY GOD NOT THIS QUOTE

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003
Martin Niemöller, are you loving kidding me, lol

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
Websters defines...

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

OH gently caress YOU

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Just for the record : "verdict" is from French, not Latin.

Yes, French is from Latin but come the gently caress on this isn't hard.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

gently caress. You.

wit
Jul 26, 2011

TheMightyBoops posted:

Oh my god isn’t there a time limit!

Yes, Judge said in the preamble that she'd say "5 mins left but not to chide either attorney" and stuff. Look this rear end in a top hat has to run out the clock or he's not going to get paid, if he even will either way. Hes.....got.....nothing.....to....say.....so.....is....using......using......pauses..... its like a filibuster on himself so he doesn't have to speak.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


You gotta be loving making GBS threads me

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
oh lord where is he going with this

E: nowhere? that was it? what the gently caress was the point of invoking that poem.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


oh my loving god they're doing this

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE COMMUNISTS,

I muted for like 3m what the gently caress is he talking about now

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

What's more awful is that Alex also hates at least 2/3 of those groups.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I’ve flatlined

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

HE DROPPED THE "FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE COMMUNISTS"

This shark is jumped, pack it up.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
He is so mind blown by his own genius for this.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

BigglesSWE posted:

I'm no legal expert but I'm fairly certain dragging up "word x derives from latin meaning..." is not something you'd do if you have actual meat on your speech bone.

‘Websters dictionary defines verdict as…’ is some 3rd grade book report poo poo.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
HELL YEAH ENDING WITH A FAMOUS QUOTE ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST :2bong:

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Yelling from Nz loud enough so this loser hears me.
"You are seriously pulling this one????"

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
First they came for the gay frogs.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I can't imagine a more repulsive thing for loving Alex Jones' lawyers to quote as their finisher, jesus christ

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
oh my god I wasn't tuned in for the last 20 minutes of this and I tune in immediately to "then they came for the Jews"

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



red19fire posted:

‘Websters dictionary defines verdict as…’ is some 3rd grade book report poo poo.

And he got it wrong. Let that sink in.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


People deserve a defense, and I've done my best to not be a call this guy a complete piece of poo poo. But that literally is a piece of poo poo move

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

madmatt112 posted:

HE DROPPED THE "FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE COMMUNISTS"

This shark is jumped, pack it up.

for literally nothing.

like no follow up at all, except for "thanks for coming to my ted talk"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Which anime villain said this monologue

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

oh my god I wasn't tuned in for the last 20 minutes of this and I tune in immediately to "then they came for the Jews"

:kheldragar:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
The aristocrats!

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Catastrophe posted:

There is. She said she'd be giving like 2-minutes-left warnings in case either of them started getting close to it.

Sudden Death.

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
the jury doesn't know that punitive damages are capped, right? I hate to say it but if that's the case this closing was probably the defense's best shot at a Hail Mary

wit
Jul 26, 2011
First they gayed the frogs. But I was not a frog....

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Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe
"totally necessary" hahaha

yeah that whole verdict and the poem poo poo was hardcore "I ain't got poo poo" energy

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