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Okay, if he marries a goon, then we close the thread.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 00:35 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 13:02 |
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they're two separate jobs
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 00:36 |
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Yeah sorry, I was skimming.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 00:38 |
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I mean fair play to Nathen, at least the photography job appears to be paid and not just for exposure. I doubt it’ll be much though
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 00:45 |
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This is the most boring rider I've ever seen. He could have demanded a Garfield plush in his dressing room or something at the very least.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 00:51 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:Reminder that the whole celibate thing started cus he got massive backlash for freaking out over the gay kiss in superman, and so tried to appeal to the LGBT crowd by going celibate lmao And then he tried to get a C added to LGBTQ just for him and when the community told him to gently caress off he did the "I guess that community isn't very inclusive after all" thing. And since then he's made multiple tweets about how the LGBTQ community are soft and too sensitive and it's his job to toughen them up That combined with him yelling at Arab women and shaming them on his tiktok just shows how much of a piece of poo poo he is
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 01:03 |
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Charles Ford posted:This is the most boring rider I've ever seen. He could have demanded a Garfield plush in his dressing room or something at the very least. "No nudity". Nathen is afraid of being chased by naked people at appearances
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 01:11 |
Glad that Nathen will have 3 members of kiwi farms there to screen for him, what could go wrong
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 01:24 |
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Well hopefully none of them get naked
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 01:32 |
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I hope every single attendee brings a plastic straw
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:10 |
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dr_rat posted:Oh god, Nick Cave needs to write, score, and star in a movie about Garfield pizza restaurants. Based on the script he wrote for a Spartacus sequel, hell yeah I'd watch it.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:34 |
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i like when frequent flyers to dubai give a poo poo about something like plastic straws. shove it up your rear end nathen
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 04:15 |
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1% for the planet (emphasis on the 1%)
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 04:54 |
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Surprised his rider asks for a caramel macchiato or a pistachio latte (?) instead of his beloved Garfaccino.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 05:18 |
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The Garf Knight Rises I do love how he's self asserting "I tend to forgive fuckers." (-Nathen Mazri) while half or more of his social media accounts are posts about enacting revenge on certain corporations or people and/or lists of how they wronged him.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 05:24 |
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Escape From Noise posted:The Garf Knight Rises He merely *tends* to forgive them. We may only be seeing the tip of the fucker iceberg, the unforgivable fuckers.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 06:01 |
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Some folks speculated that the whole celibate thing was due to the constant rejection he faced on Grindr. I think combined with his weird, growing anti-LGBT sentiments later on and this marriage thing, it's likelier that he turned celibate because he wasn't allowed to be gay anymore from family and religious pressure. He says all genders are valid but the guy has never shown bi tendencies before. If this doesn't end up being yet another half-thought out sham by Nathen (or ends with him marrying Garfield), don't be surprised when he opts to marry a woman.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 07:37 |
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Doctor Butts posted:Lol now this makes me think about how Dennis Kucinich found his wife Drunk Nerds posted:Well? https://www.theknot.com/content/dennis-and-elizabeth-kucinich-wedding-story posted:How did they meet?
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 07:54 |
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Charles Ford posted:He merely *tends* to forgive them. We may only be seeing the tip of the fucker iceberg, the unforgivable fuckers. Nathen forgives but Nathfield and Gabby do not.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 08:09 |
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"a clear blue citrine stone ring" no such thing as a blue citrine or really any blue macrocrystaline quartz. Hope someone got fired for that blunder.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:23 |
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Escape From Noise posted:The Garf Knight Rises I'd like to hear more about the "army of online trolls [who] tried to take him down." Seems bizarre. Why would anyone want to end the entergagement?
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:34 |
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Kiwifarm has a bit more hands-on approach to poop than we do.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:38 |
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Oops my bad I didn't catch that post. I was busy making sure there was no evidence I had plastic straws. quote:It’s the third marriage for the twice-divorced Kucinich, 58. Gordon declined to reveal other information about Harper, including her age, how she met the congressman or how long they have been a couple. https://apnews.com/article/3a2c5e37127b429b5bddfd0595e099f7
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:59 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:"a clear blue citrine stone ring" Good catch. Probably an aquamarine then?
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 14:26 |
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd like to hear more about the "army of online trolls [who] tried to take him down." Seems bizarre. Why would anyone want to end the entergagement? It’s there earlier on in this thread, while the Garfield Eats store was open it got a bunch of negative reviews, and Nathan of course blamed it on trolls versus him having bad food.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 16:35 |
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Garfield Eats, but who's buying?
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 16:37 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Garfield Eats, but who's buying? I always assumed Jon ?
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 18:31 |
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Jon is not exactly a model pet owner. His cat is morbidly obese so he feeds it lasagna. He’s also a sex pest.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 18:33 |
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Meanwhile in a bizarro world a successful network marketing mogul Nathen Mazri is introducing Garfield Oats, the farm2bowl breakfast to go with your morning Garffaccino™ capsule coffee.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 18:33 |
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A fine dowry of rancid overstock.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 05:07 |
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oh, so this is also a way to offload financial debt.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 05:21 |
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How many Garfaccino's am I eligible for here?
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 05:31 |
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Ghostlight posted:oh, so this is also a way to offload financial debt. Nathen frantically demanding his new partner eat more frozen lasagna.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 05:32 |
This cooler full of expired scoobyEats food could all be yours
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 06:20 |
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Lmao I loving called it, marry Nathen to get half of his lasagna hoard
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 06:43 |
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The way I read it, it's "help me get back into my dad's will and we will split the money 50/50! You can eat these scooby lasagnas in the meantime(garfield ones are mine)"
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 06:50 |
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Scooby Doowry
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 07:53 |
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I’ve long seen Nathen in my nightmahrs
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 08:13 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Scooby Doowry It’s a dog eat lasagna world
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 09:06 |
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This is going to be incredible and I cannot wait
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