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Not gonna dispute that. edit: WHAT A SNYPE!
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 22:29 |
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No. 6 posted:Your uncle is a moron
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:29 |
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in regards to a Dutch footballer named Jizz Hornkamp
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:06 |
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Jizz Hornkamp sounds like the name of an indie sex comic from the 70s.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:25 |
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The rest of the squad isn't much more fortunate:
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:35 |
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I got kicked out of jizzhorn camp
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:41 |
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This one time, at jizzhorn camp
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 02:55 |
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Trabant posted:The rest of the squad isn't much more fortunate: Subaru advertised to lesbians The All-new Honda CR-V took a different route
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 03:19 |
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BrianBoitano posted:Subaru advertised to lesbians So that's why my rear end in a top hat roommate referred to my Forrester as a lesbian assault vehicle. I couldn't tell if he meant it was for lesbians going on special ops or people who want to hurt lesbians but I was neither so perplexed.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 03:22 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:So that's why my rear end in a top hat roommate referred to my Forrester as a lesbian assault vehicle. the forrester in particular was like the #1 choice for lesbians for a while there, might still be it was like gay guys in miatas and sidekicks
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 03:24 |
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They even leaned into it. Companies nowadays will slap a rainbow on anything, but in the 90s that was incredibly subversive. They even hired Martina Navritolova as their spokesperson
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 03:31 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 04:00 |
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My favorite Loss so far
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 04:21 |
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That moment the LSD kicks in.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 04:34 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:This one time, at jizzhorn camp
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 04:50 |
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flavor.flv posted:They even leaned into it. Companies nowadays will slap a rainbow on anything, but in the 90s that was incredibly subversive. They even hired Martina Navritolova as their spokesperson All good reasons to buy one, if you need that type of vehicle.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 06:34 |
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Robobot posted:My favorite Loss so far Loss_of_privileged_information_status.bmp
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 07:44 |
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muscles like this! posted:
He’s got that little bit of jizz in him
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 07:48 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 07:53 |
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Alex Jones defence strategy now (after his lawyers accidently complied with the court and handed over all the texts instead of denying they exist) is to eat an entire bottle of frog protein ultrabrain pills then disintegrate the judge using his mind.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 07:59 |
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Oh he already tried "psychically burn the judge" in an infowars segment where he called her a child abducting pedophile and showed a graphic of her on fire He later claimed, in his defence, that the graphic represented the judge burning the concept of justice, not being burned herself. He said this on the stand, to her face. He also insulted the jury. The leading theory is that he's trying to make everybody involved hate him so much that he can appeal later, on the grounds that the judge and jury couldn't possibly be impartial after all that
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 08:14 |
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Trabant posted:The rest of the squad isn't much more fortunate: The all-new Hona Jizz!
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 08:36 |
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mobby_6kl posted:The all-new Hona Jizz! That's a Honda Fitta, if I've ever seen one.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 09:12 |
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I would say that this is the last alex jones trial pic I'm going to post, but I know that there's going to be something even funnier tomorrow That's his own loving lawyer
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 09:29 |
Lmao I scrolled and thought it was Tim Heidecker
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 10:14 |
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Beachcomber posted:I will say that gun safety seems to be one of the things gun nuts are fairly hot on. They don't want their 10 year olds to shoot them. As more Americans are shot by toddlers than pretty much all shootings in any other country, that doesn't seem to be working out too well.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 10:32 |
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flavor.flv posted:I would say that this is the last alex jones trial pic I'm going to post, but I know that there's going to be something even funnier tomorrow Is that guy old enough to have passed the Bar?
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 10:33 |
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Bug Squash posted:Is that guy old enough to have passed the Bar? The crazy thing is that he actually appears to have a fairly impressive resume. My guess is he took the case as an easy paycheck (Jones had already lost, this trial is basically just a formality) and completely checked out aside from perfunctory appearances, and it backfired spectacularly.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 10:49 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 11:30 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:All good reasons to buy one, if you need that type of vehicle. Too bad they suck now
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 12:51 |
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Bug Squash posted:Is that guy old enough to have passed the Bar? Better Call Saul, but not after 8 because he’s in bed.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 12:56 |
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I've heard that when playing jazz you always has a welcome mat, but when playing jizz you never is a' welcome back.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 13:22 |
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 13:48 |
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Pretty sure Judi had just been using the tortilla scissors to cut fabric.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 13:54 |
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dr_rat posted:Pretty sure Judi had just been using the tortilla scissors to cut fabric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb_mCm4zLuk
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 14:08 |
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dr_rat posted:Pretty sure Judi had just been using the tortilla scissors to cut fabric.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 14:09 |
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New prestige class just dropped
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:09 |
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Bug Squash posted:Is that guy old enough to have passed the Bar? You can do that by your late 20s, but you should be a paralegal for a few years before you even look at a courtroom. I know that now; not soon enough to avoid being advised to plead guilty with no evidence submitted against me, but... Actually there's no upside.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:12 |
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The Bloop posted:New prestige class just dropped General Prestige Class : War Weaver
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:23 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:09 |
JesusGeorge posted:You can do that by your late 20s, but you should be a paralegal for a few years before you even look at a courtroom. 23 is the youngest you can be to pass the bar, assuming standard pace through schooling. I know this because I was 23 when I passed the bar. You can do it earlier if you skip grades or something.
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