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A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

sourdough posted:

No the cucurella pic lol, though now I'm having doubts... Here we go is as close to bold as you can get before bold

Yeah lol I’m just joshing, although you’re absolutely right and I’m less inclined to believe the club here (probably playing for some last minute add ons and escalators)

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Fabrizio Romano is always making those photoshops for his dumb announcement tweets. I think he did it for Zinchenko to Arsenal too. That said his news has been pretty solid so far.

I think Brighton just doesn’t want to announce it yet in case someone wants to come along and throw more money at them.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Romano is a fraud, but I think he copied this particular fraudulent act from the BBC

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Anyway Ramsey killed Bill Russell and Vin Scully, even American sports figures aren’t safe.

I thought of that fuckin’ post when I saw the news about Vin yesterday.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

FullLeatherJacket posted:

top signing, banged them home in the bundesliga last year, last piece we've been missing is a zlatan or a sesko

He had 5 goals in the austrian bundesliga

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Vegetable posted:

Fabrizio Romano is always making those photoshops for his dumb announcement tweets. I think he did it for Zinchenko to Arsenal too. That said his news has been pretty solid so far.

I think Brighton just doesn’t want to announce it yet in case someone wants to come along and throw more money at them.

From what I can tell Brighton is haggling on the buyback clause for Colwill, which Chelsea want to set at £40m, but Brighton wants it set much higher or to not have a clause at all. I think Brighton will only agree to the sale of Cucurella if the deal for Colwill can be sorted.

They also probably relished the chance to make Romano look like an idiot with his here we go tweets.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
McAtee from City to Sheffield United on a year long loan is a Done Deal

https://twitter.com/SheffieldUnited/status/1555117272825479168?t=NiBfwaQhWZ4E54eiv6FD0g&s=19

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

pik_d posted:

McAtee from City to Sheffield United on a year long loan is a Done Deal

https://twitter.com/SheffieldUnited/status/1555117272825479168?t=NiBfwaQhWZ4E54eiv6FD0g&s=19

For just a moment, close your eyes and imagine, its Jason McAteer

TheRat fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Aug 4, 2022

Rid
Jun 16, 2003

What do you mean you're out of butter?

The Willem II manager had this to say about the rumor: 'We staan op het punt om aan de competitie te beginnen en hebben Jizz hard nodig om voor ons doel te gaan: promotie.'

Rid fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 4, 2022

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TheRat posted:

For just a moment, close your eyes and imagine, its John McAfee

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
https://twitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1555195259386224642

Seems like a decent LB, I’ll take it

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I hope someone gazumps Chelsea for Cucurella

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

I hope someone gazumps Chelsea for Cucurella

Laporta is just cranking the poo poo out of all his levers as we speak

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Doubt it, Azpi is staying now because he’s the only one smart enough to know Barcelona can’t guarantee that he will actually get to play.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Noted former PL mediocrity Connor Wickham is attempting to find his level on loan at Forest Green Rovers. Hope he bangs in all the goals for us.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Isn't he a winger/striker?

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

sassassin posted:

Isn't he a winger/striker?

I mean, seems like he’s versatile enough to play anywhere on the left side but LB is the need and he seems to signed for that purpose.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

sebzilla posted:

Noted former PL mediocrity Connor Wickham is attempting to find his level on loan at Forest Green Rovers. Hope he bangs in all the goals for us.

What happened with him - injuries, bought into his own hype, moved to a big(ger) club too soon? He was touted as such high potential and never really performed from what I recall.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sticksy posted:

What happened with him - injuries, bought into his own hype, moved to a big(ger) club too soon? He was touted as such high potential and never really performed from what I recall.

I looked at his wiki page and it seems as though he did his knee in 2016 just when it was looking like he might be a premier league striker and was out for nearly 2 years. Now it seems like he seems to be performing poorly in league 1.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1555270737354711044

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Alex Telles to Sevilla on loan, may he never return:

https://twitter.com/SevillaFC_ENG/status/1555203906254172160

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Like a new signing!

https://twitter.com/raisbeck10/status/1555479981815484417?t=mEXklq1mE3I2cigicdAf1A&s=19

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Ace Jameson posted:

I mean, seems like he’s versatile enough to play anywhere on the left side but LB is the need and he seems to signed for that purpose.

Also fullback to centre forward is an established career path at West Ham now.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

hadji murad posted:

Doubt it, Azpi is staying now because he’s the only one smart enough to know Barcelona can’t guarantee that he will actually get to play.

Or be paid.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

African AIDS cum posted:

He had 5 goals in the austrian bundesliga

literally salivating right now

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/aug/05/pep-guardiola-bernardo-silva-could-leave-manchester-city?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Posted without further comment because I don't know what the hell is going on.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
At this point it must be some sort of mlm scheme where if you can convince 3 other players to sign for Barcelona you can be club president or something

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lol you would think players' agents would be wise to all this by now but somehow it keeps happening

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Cucurella to the Chels is done.

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/1555512782799396869

£55m according to the Guardian, good on Brighton.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
In return we get Levi Colwill on loan, not sure that's great for us but at least it plugs an immediate gap.

https://twitter.com/officialbhafc/status/1555512942816288768?s=21&t=S1wZVTHXf4ixNuAJcJws-g

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Yeah lol I’m just joshing, although you’re absolutely right and I’m less inclined to believe the club here (probably playing for some last minute add ons and escalators)

All my posts should be bold

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



EDIT - nm

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/totcosta/status/1555589811561529344

Apparently La Liga have informed Barcelona that none of their new signings can be registered so here goes another lever lmao

E: https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1555594464508395523?t=1vLrvumuVnwSZnhshd1V8Q&s=34

TheRat fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 5, 2022

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

So where are these players then? Just floating in the ether?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

ilmucche posted:

So where are these players then? Just floating in the ether?

They can play champions league I guess

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Imaging a load of Barça players down at the local “we pay CASH for your car title TODAY” since they aren’t getting paid their actual wages

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Laporta frantically cranking all the palancas but the money machine is just playing marching on together at full volume

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

the sex ghost posted:

Laporta frantically cranking all the palancas but the money machine is just playing marching on together at full volume

lmao

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Barca are gonna do a Leeds it might just take longer than it should

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Christian Benteke is off to... DC United.

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