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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

The message of Toy Story was that even though a boy may grow up and leave his toys behind, his favorite adventures will always be with a woody and a buzz.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.


I remember the stop-motion bit from Mad TV called "Sex Toy Story". I didn't get it at the time -- I knew what vibrators were but didn't know they were called "sex toys." I thought the joke was, it's just Toy Story but they crammed Sex in front of it. Like, they could have done the same with Sex Shrek.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

flavor.flv posted:

They even leaned into it. Companies nowadays will slap a rainbow on anything, but in the 90s that was incredibly subversive. They even hired Martina Navritolova as their spokesperson





There's a tiny town called Alma up in the Colorado Rockies. It's known for three things:

-highest (elevation) incorporated town in North America
-lower cannabis taxes than the nearby ski towns
-more Subarus per capita than any other town in the world

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

credburn posted:

Like, they could have done the same with Sex Shrek.

hoo boy friend, people sure have

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

credburn posted:



I remember the stop-motion bit from Mad TV called "Sex Toy Story". I didn't get it at the time -- I knew what vibrators were but didn't know they were called "sex toys." I thought the joke was, it's just Toy Story but they crammed Sex in front of it. Like, they could have done the same with Sex Shrek.

now i want to see sex shrek you have broken my brain

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

snergle posted:

now i want to see sex shrek you have broken my brain

Shrex

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

BigHead posted:

23 is the youngest you can be to pass the bar, assuming standard pace through schooling. I know this because I was 23 when I passed the bar. You can do it earlier if you skip grades or something.

21 generally. ABA rules allow 18 year old to attend accredited law schools, which are three years. California allows 18 year olds to sit for the bar exam....

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Country girls made doo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

snergle posted:

now i want to see sex shrek you have broken my brain

The ‘Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life’ has been around for a while.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Scratch Monkey posted:

Too bad they suck now

You can get an older one for cheap. And the crosstrek is a good alternative now.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Fister Roboto posted:

-more Subarus per capita than any other town in the world

Isn’t that just Colorado in general?

Rasputin on the Ritz
Jun 24, 2010
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts

snergle posted:

now i want to see sex shrek you have broken my brain

The deviant art thread is right there.

(Don’t go to the deviant art thread)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

cult_hero posted:

21 generally. ABA rules allow 18 year old to attend accredited law schools, which are three years. California allows 18 year olds to sit for the bar exam....

I mean you can get it far earlier if you just lie to the Bar Association about your age.*

*As a very qualified law person this 100% legal legit law advice that I'd advise people to always do.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Isn’t that just Colorado in general?

West Virginia actually has the highest average elevation :eng101:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Found it

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
That's... not it.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

ben_shapiro's_wife.joke

e: v Well at least you actually put effort into your joke lmao

Scholtz has a new favorite as of 19:26 on Aug 4, 2022

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Edit,.Hey gently caress you lol


Mrs Shapiro, Desert Planet

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
I definitely would have remembered if this happened.

https://twitter.com/bug__deal/status/1555191747957125121?s=20&t=PtVp9ESvPfDDaEczXftfkQ

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
guess I'm gonna have that song looping in my head all day long now

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Take out your earbuds

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Is that some kind of "I don't believe you" spam bot or did that video just truly break a person's brain?

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

marshmallow creep posted:

Is that some kind of "I don't believe you" spam bot or did that video just truly break a person's brain?

I’m guessing someone doing a bit and the bit becomes their entire personality.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Bar Crow posted:

I’m guessing someone doing a bit and the bit becomes their entire personality.

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

Well, in their own way, they are jerking off! :pseudo:

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Milo and POTUS posted:

Country girls made doo

Not gonna let this one slide without a "lmao"

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

jerking off wouldn't work

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

jerking off doesn't give the same rush as inane internet replies

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

Country girls made doo

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Scholtz posted:

jerking off doesn't give the same rush as inane internet replies

lo

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

you don't know what you're talking about

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

In Swedish, they've started using the English word "rations" instead of their own word for it, but they prounce it like "ratio."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Groda posted:

In Swedish, they've started using the English word "rations" instead of their own word for it, but they prounce it like "ratio."

The English word for rations is victuals pronounced like vittles. :eng101:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I pronounce skittles like "skictuals"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

The English word for rations is victuals pronounced like vittles. :eng101:

I know this is true but if I'm reading it aloud I simply cannot bring myself to do it

What am I, fuckin Yosemite Sam

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Data Graham posted:

I know this is true but if I'm reading it aloud I simply cannot bring myself to do it

What am I, fuckin Yosemite Sam

Do you play the pie-ana!?

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah, watch this! *plays Those Endearing Young CharBOOOM*

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