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Drewjitsu posted:Magic: the Gathering - No Commander for Old Wizards. Yea, Commander is fun but if your whole group isn’t on the same page it kind of sucks. I have a pretty big playgroup of sickos who play CEDH and it’s basically my favourite format to play now.
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HootTheOwl posted:Yes that would be the point of my card.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 20:42 |
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Lmfao
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 20:48 |
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Elvis_Maximus posted:Ah I see Now they just slam 3 paragraphs of text on a card and call it a day lol
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 21:21 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Yeah, my collector's boosters came in last Friday. Reynold posted:Yeah I got mine pretty quickly after they said they'd start shipping. What the gently caress.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 21:57 |
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ilmucche posted:i think if we're going to dig out weirdly worded cards then anything from before modern became a format is cheating lol You'd be shocked how many 5th edition cards have identical oracle text to printed text. That's when they put in the legwork to standardize rules text.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 21:59 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:You'd be shocked how many 5th edition cards have identical oracle text to printed text. That's when they put in the legwork to standardize rules text. the one that always throws me is activated abilities with a cost of {0}, like I get it, it means you can just activate it whenever for no cost, but you'd think they'd've come up with a more elegant solution for that at some point. Nope, just spend your {0} mana.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 22:35 |
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Here have some Delirium as far as confusing words. So the creature you take over, can't be destroyed? Only exiled if they wanted to prevent damage? Would infect kill them? Here, more word salad. Jiro fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 3, 2022 |
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Jiro posted:Here have some Delirium as far as confusing words. No, no, and no
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 22:55 |
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Jiro posted:Here, more word salad. I love this card
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 22:57 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Wizards should make only good cards that I like. And also send me a million dollars
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:11 |
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Jiro posted:Here have some Delirium as far as confusing words. You don't take over a creature. You tap it. It can still be destroyed. Where did you get exile from the text? It will deal damage as infect counters, yes.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:14 |
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Jiro posted:Here have some Delirium as far as confusing words. to be clear, i picked dead ringers because i knew the printed card text was the exact oracle text still. i don't think that applies to either of these cards.
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HootTheOwl posted:You don't take over a creature. You tap it. It can still be destroyed. I was on a call when I posted Delirium, my attention was split. It was more of a question of since the creature you are tapping neither deals nor receives combat damage this turn, would a way of negating the damage be to exile the creature itself? I guess I'm hung up on the part that talks about combat damage, but I guess a damage spell would be able to kill it also since it's not during combat. I don't know I'm confused, Delirium is one of those cards I've always tried to fit into any deck with Red/Black colors in it as a SURPRISE kind of card if someone were to whip out a Blightsteel and go for lethal or some other threat and just have it turn on it's owner killing them instead. Arivia posted:to be clear, i picked dead ringers because i knew the printed card text was the exact oracle text still. i don't think that applies to either of these cards. https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?printed=false&multiverseid=1631 As far as Gatherer goes, there's been no revisions to it. Jiro fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Aug 3, 2022 |
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Jiro posted:I was on a call when I posted Delirium, my attention was split. It was more of a question of since the creature you are tapping neither deals nor receives combat damage this turn, would a way of negating the damage be to exile the creature itself? I guess I'm hung up on the part that talks about combat damage, but I guess a damage spell would be able to kill it also since it's not during combat. I don't know I'm confused, Delirium is one of those cards I've always tried to fit into any deck with Red/Black colors in it as a SURPRISE kind of card if someone were to whip out a Blightsteel and go for lethal or some other threat and just have it turn on it's owner killing them instead. "Return to your hand all enchantments you both own and control, all Auras you own attached to permanents you control, and all Auras you own attached to attacking creatures your opponents control. Then destroy all other enchantments you control, all other Auras attached to permanents you control, and all other Auras attached to attacking creatures your opponents control." That's significantly differently worded with updated language (Auras). Dead Ringers is exactly the same. I'm not talking something like Oubliette now working with phasing, to avoid accusations of dirty pool Dead Ringers was a good choice because the printed card is still completely correct today in 2022.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:26 |
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I don't know if an AI actually wrote this but it's hilarious either way. https://mobile.twitter.com/maxtortion/status/1554568066486349825
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:40 |
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It's not an AI, someone just lifted one of my posts for the first half.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:56 |
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ilmucche posted:I love this card it's big game in my sram deck. love it
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:58 |
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Arivia posted:"Return to your hand all enchantments you both own and control, all Auras you own attached to permanents you control, and all Auras you own attached to attacking creatures your opponents control. Then destroy all other enchantments you control, all other Auras attached to permanents you control, and all other Auras attached to attacking creatures your opponents control." The gatherer wording is bizarre to me. Doesn’t “return all enchantments you both own and control” imply the following two lines as well as meaning that Auras you have cast on opponents creatures that are not attacking also get returned? The way gatherer words it seems to suggest that a Pacifism I cast on my opponents creature would be destroyed since it is an aura on a permanent I do not control that is not attacking.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 00:40 |
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LeafHouse posted:The gatherer wording is bizarre to me. Doesn’t “return all enchantments you both own and control” imply the following two lines as well as meaning that Auras you have cast on opponents creatures that are not attacking also get returned? Its done that way for templating: It first lists everything that will return to your hand (and auras you control but don't own can't go to your hand) And then it lists everything that will be destroyed. The Pacifism you cast on your opponent's creature is an enchantment you own and control, so it's litterally the first thing mentioned that goes to your hand.
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:07 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Its done that way for templating: It first lists everything that will return to your hand (and auras you control but don't own can't go to your hand) And then it lists everything that will be destroyed. Yeah, that’s my point. “Return to your hand all enchantments you both own and control” Encompasses “all Auras you own attached to permanents you control, and all Auras you own attached to attacking creatures your opponents control.”
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:13 |
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LeafHouse posted:Yeah, that’s my point. No no, I just realized the edgecase that's needed due to how the Legends card is worded. You cast Holy strength on your Serra Angel Then use Zedruu The Greathearted to give your opponent control of the Holy Strength. You own the Holy strength and the Serra Angel, but don't control the Holy Strength, so the first clause wouldn't return the Holy strength, but the all auras you own attached to permanents you control would. Kalli fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 4, 2022 |
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Kalli posted:No no, I just realized the edgecase. Also keep in mind it's from 1994 - one year before they put their brains together and came up with this templating on Icy Cauldron. They were still learning quote:X,ocT: Put a charge counter on Ice Cauldron, and put a spell card face up on Ice Cauldron. Note the type and amount of mana used to pay this activation cost. Use this ability only if there are no charge counters on Ice Cauldron. You may play that spell card as though it were in your hand.
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Devor posted:Also keep in mind it's from 1994 - one year before they put their brains together and came up with this templating on Icy Cauldron. They were still learning Oh I know, I was playing back then, Nothing quite like opening a pack and seeing something with a dozen lines of text that take you a minute to read, another to parse, then dropping it into a box never to see the light of day again If you read that and went, hey that's not the worst card ever, note that if your opponent doesn't pay anything for a creature, it still finishes combat before being destroyed. Kalli fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 4, 2022 |
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that's just wretched
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:40 |
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Wrong thread
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 01:49 |
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oh man, Ice Age was just lousy with novel length card text that didn't actually do anything. Snowfall, Balduvian Shaman, Winter's Chill, Ice Cauldron, Phantasmal Mount, Krovikan Sorcerer and that's just the blue cards
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A Moose posted:oh man, Ice Age was just lousy with novel length card text that didn't actually do anything. And then there's the cards that did things, but confusingly with very similar effects to other cards Like these two rares Naked singularity 5 Cumulative upkeep 3 changes mana from lands to: W > R U > G B > W R > U G > B Reality Twist UUU Cumulative Upkeep 1UU changes mana from lands to: W > R B > G R > W G > B
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This had me going for half a second. We can only hope...
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:18 |
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JUDGE, please check my opponent's trade binder for Volcanic Islands, I think he's cheating
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:44 |
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Devor posted:JUDGE, please check my opponent's trade binder for Volcanic Islands, I think he's cheating That card isn't mine. I'm just holding it for a friend.
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kalel posted:that's just wretched
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 18:10 |
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I love how old cards often have helpful lines of text to clarify some questions you never asked. "The Wretched does not tap or untap those creatures."
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 18:14 |
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Qwertycoatl posted:I love how old cards often have helpful lines of text to clarify some questions you never asked. Every card needs to start with the text "If opponent does not concede immediately,"
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Qwertycoatl posted:I love how old cards often have helpful lines of text to clarify some questions you never asked. The rulebook back then was a thirty page insert so you had to explain all the rules on the card because there was nowhere else to explain it. Players definitely needed to be told you don't keep the card after the game ends.
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This is just a British imp playing tag
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# ? Aug 4, 2022 18:51 |
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Lone Goat posted:The rulebook back then was a thirty page insert so you had to explain all the rules on the card because there was nowhere else to explain it. That card was printed when the game was designed with ante in mind, though. May seem obvious to us but I doubt "own" and "control" had the same discrete meanings it does today. Doesn't change the fact they put a whole buncha rules cards on poo poo in general though, yeah
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I love the OG playtesting story where Timewalk was instead templated as "Opponent loses next turn" and some playtesters thought that it meant "Opponent loses the game on their next turn"
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