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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

The Bloop posted:

But don't sleep on the balls and anus yam next door
Truck Yamz

I thought that AI image generator was better than this!

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Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

axolotl farmer posted:

Everyone knows that there's a gang tag for Parmos? It's been around since 2009 or so.



ParmOS is my favorite flavor of linux

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Isn't parmo a virus dogs can get from sniffing too much poop?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

OwlFancier posted:



I wanted to post just a little 1 second cycle of her nodding and chewing while mugging at the camera but I don't know how to do that.

the part at the very end where she's nodding and chewing with her mouth open looks exactly like my old dog trying to swallow something whole

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



SlothfulCobra posted:

Isn't parmo a virus dogs can get from sniffing too much poop?

Parvo. Close, but not quite.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Zero_Grade posted:

Truck Yamz

I thought that AI image generator was better than this!

relatedly, I ran the parmo through DALL-E 2 out of curiosity yesterday but didn't post it. i think it captured the essence pretty well

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



AARD VARKMAN posted:

relatedly, I ran the parmo through DALL-E 2 out of curiosity yesterday but didn't post it. i think it captured the essence pretty well



I mean that's just scraping google image search, some :airquote: AI :airquote:

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


Better?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That is an impressively good face for an AI.

Also interpretable as alex jones has an impressively bad face for a human.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

it's good at this

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



uber_stoat posted:

it's good at this


Same energy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I think it's about time for a mayo party!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think it's about time for a mayo and poo poo party!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





That's just an excellent immersive sim plot point.

Imagine it:
Dishonored 2 DLC: Mineral Oil Mayonnaise Mayhem.

It would have been hilarious

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Whale Oil Mayonnaise

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I was reading down the ingredients and went full :catstare: when I got to mineral oil

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



The Bloop posted:

I was reading down the ingredients and went full :catstare: when I got to mineral oil

Not just mineral oil - one quart.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Gotta make sure there's enough for everyone!

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
What would that do to you

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010
Make you poo poo yourself inside out.
source: my grandmother inflicted that on me as a child

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Kyte posted:

Anyone who dislikes chickpeas does not know how to make a curry.

I'm American, this goes without saying. :911:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

anything is non-fattening if you put a quart of mineral oil in it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Sandra Lee but with mineral oil instead of vodka.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
timecoded to the part where they eat the freeze dried mcdonalds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YbK7FnESU&t=747s

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

LifeSunDeath posted:

timecoded to the part where they eat the freeze dried mcdonalds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YbK7FnESU&t=747s

This guy is a lunatic

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
They are upfront about that mayo being a laxative.

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

LifeSunDeath posted:

timecoded to the part where they eat the freeze dried mcdonalds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YbK7FnESU&t=747s
Reminds me of the guy who put a Big Mac in an air fryer for two hours:

https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1477356741826383874

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bismuth posted:

This guy is a lunatic

He's Australian

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Drinkslinger posted:

Reminds me of the guy who put a Big Mac in an air fryer for two hours:

https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1477356741826383874

I hate that I would watch a show that just shows me food in an air fryer for two hours.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Captain Hygiene posted:

He's Australian

Sometimes Australia seems like one big Florida

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

From the Cursed thread:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Enfys posted:

anything is non-fattening if you put a quart of mineral oil in it
Diet scientists hate this one trick!!!

The trick is never absorbing nutrients and being dangerously low on fluids.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The laxative mayonnaise sounds like a diet trick from a ladies magazine. Keep your girlish figure. Eat whatever you want and still lose weight.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Whenever I hear about people using laxitives to lose weight it makes me wonder, do they just have loose nasty shits all the time or do they have nornal but more frequent shits? Neither seems ideal but the 1st seems not even worth it

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Hard to have a second helping when you've got the runs!

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

teen witch posted:

I hate that I would watch a show that just shows me food in an air fryer for two hours.
Good news! That guy`s done this a few times.

Bismuth posted:

Sometimes Australia seems like one big Florida
I don't know whether to be offended or proud at this comparison.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Bismuth posted:

Whenever I hear about people using laxitives to lose weight it makes me wonder, do they just have loose nasty shits all the time or do they have nornal but more frequent shits? Neither seems ideal but the 1st seems not even worth it

You get diarrhea.

High-school wrestling is fun, you usually get to see at least one person poo poo their singlet from using laxatives to cut weight.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Bismuth posted:

Whenever I hear about people using laxitives to lose weight it makes me wonder, do they just have loose nasty shits all the time or do they have nornal but more frequent shits? Neither seems ideal but the 1st seems not even worth it

You get diarrhea and lose water weight. That's it. If you keep it up, you'll get super dehydrated and have electrolyte imbalances that will potentially kill you.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've gotta give em credit, "ice cream that looks like a heart immediately after it's extracted from a live victim during a bloody ritual" seems like a pretty niche product, but they nailed it

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