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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Are you ready for the
CRABALANCHE

According to all sources (what sources now?), the street's the place to go (we better hurry up)
'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
You’d best start keepin’ tabs (keepin’ tabs)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining crabs (start raining crabs)
It's raining crabs, hallelujah, it's raining crabs, amen
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > CRABALANCHE

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


crabalanche is a crustacean plot to create the biggest pile the world has even seen

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nature wasn't moving fast enough so I used computers to make some new crabs







Also a bonus crabship for those escaping this planet

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1551730945593446400?t=xLJmyeFZ3jpmy2sy26O6eQ&s=19

Must be related to the mescaline crabs

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/The_Episiarch/status/1550694944591220736

:stonklol:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Blue blood money.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

Zeluth posted:

Blue blood money.

:unsmith:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


teaching crabs to use money is also forbidden

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Has this one shown up in here already?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ror posted:

teaching crabs to use money is also forbidden

But they love it so much!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1552216968333529088?s=20&t=6MiE7-IKLa9frQ_V7cFynw

crab pool, crab pool, everybody get in the crab pool

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH




Slaan fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jul 28, 2022

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



wow you can just make these things produce all sorts of sick and twisted content

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r9vd6jXFH21zs633i.mp4

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
the preferred currency of crabs is clams actually

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ujLGAjS.mp4

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Pretty sure that's a lady lobster if they're notching the tail

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lmfao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lmfao

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Behold Crabbe

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



huge lol at the way he just slaps the fish into the lobster

fish smack the tip top, snack goes in the snip snop

repugnant
Jun 29, 2005

You can only think of me.

Dall-e2, "a crab being given a trophy for best animal painterly style"

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

You appear to be missing the other snop.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Castor to Pollux: "Hey bro I wonder what will happen if you touch the tip top"

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
A friend posted this:

Accept no substitutes.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Coxswain Balls posted:

Castor to Pollux: "Hey bro I wonder what will happen if you touch the tip top"

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Weird_AnimaIs/status/1553775242702643201

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/5q0FQTm.gifv

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

impressive digger

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


nobody ever credits crabs for inventing igloos

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Crabgloo. That’s what holds it together.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The crazy thing is, it's slowed down so the human eye can perceive it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

To me, that's preposterous.

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