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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

The boatswain ate his victuals at the forecastle with a helping of Worcestershire sauce

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Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

and here I thought it was pee-anna

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:01

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Zetsubou-san posted:

and here I thought it was pee-anna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lCr6zD6Ss

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:07

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

At least vermin CAN be pronounced like vermin and not "varmint"

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:10

boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

Data Graham posted:

I know this is true but if I'm reading it aloud I simply cannot bring myself to do it

What am I, fuckin Yosemite Sam

victuals -> ''vittles' i seemingly always knew for whatever reason, but i just assumed yosemite was pronounced yose-mite until i was like 18 and playing an american version of trivial pursuit with friends

tho it wasnt as awkward as being 12 and thinking banal rhymed with anal

while im here and whitenoise posting, shout out to the non-native english speaking crew who proudly pronounce the L in salmon

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:11

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

boofhead posted:

victuals -> ''vittles' i seemingly always knew for whatever reason, but i just assumed yosemite was pronounced yose-mite until i was like 18 and playing an american version of trivial pursuit with friends

tho it wasnt as awkward as being 12 and thinking banal rhymed with anal

while im here and whitenoise posting, shout out to the non-native english speaking crew who proudly pronounce the L in salmon

Shout-out to the English-speaking crew who use the word sm�rg�sbord but mispronounce literally every vowel in it. Just call it a loving buffet and completely mispronounce that, too, as you do. It's over quicker.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:17

boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Shout-out to the English-speaking crew who use the word sm�rg�sbord but mispronounce literally every vowel in it. Just call it a loving buffet and completely mispronounce that, too, as you do. It's over quicker.

i will never not butcher other languages. it is my right as a native english speaking colonial abomination

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:23

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lCr6zD6Ss

oh, I checked a better source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WRZUxeLRgk

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:29

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

steinrokkan posted:

The boatswain ate his victuals at the forecastle with a helping of Worcestershire sauce

Wow,.such a blackguard.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:58

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

steinrokkan posted:

The boatswain ate his victuals at the forecastle with a helping of Worcestershire sauce

Until just now I thought it was pronounced Vick tyoo als and vittles was some kind if podunk weirdness

# ? Aug 5, 2022 12:09

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

If you are wrong enough often enough people stop bothering to correct you. This is a life hack I have learned

# ? Aug 5, 2022 12:22

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

boofhead posted:

tho it wasnt as awkward as being 12 and thinking banal rhymed with anal

Does...does it not? :ohdear:

# ? Aug 5, 2022 12:22

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

(This is why we use phonemic spelling in civilized tongues. Baanan/banaan is unambiguous so you can't make the pun. And not making puns is skittrevligt.)

# ? Aug 5, 2022 12:24

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

freeedr posted:

If you are wrong enough often enough people stop bothering to correct you. This is a life hack I have learned

They may even vote for you to become president of the united states of america

# ? Aug 5, 2022 12:46

Borscht: Jun 4, 2011

My favorite part of power of the dog was hearing benefit Cumberbatch say "grand pinano"

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Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

I pull up in my banana car like skrrrrrrrrittrevligt

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pengwings

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:02

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

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pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lCr6zD6Ss

Damnit, I'm going to have the piano part of this in my head all day.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:18

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

trapped mouse posted:

Does...does it not?

Ah don't worry telling people they should "be anal" is all cool and good.

It actually rhymes with "Cum on your dick". I think it's one of those weird German words that use letters weird, so just say it that way from now on and you'll be fine.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:21

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9lCr6zD6Ss

Mother *fucker*! That god damned melody :smithicide:

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:25

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Fun fact, it's the same melody as the Fair Harvard song that that one cartoon writer in the Simpsons gets beaned in the head with a ~~coffee mug~~wadded up letter in the middle of singing, in what I hope was a deliberate and extremely oblique reference to the WB piano gag

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Believe_Me,_If_All_Those_Endearing_Young_Charms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfDt9LQQ7q0

e: lol I wonder if anyone but a Harvard grad has ever heard more than the first few notes of the song

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 13:35 on Aug 5, 2022

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:29

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

3D Megadoodoo posted:

And not making puns is skittrevligt.

this from the person posting fingerpori????

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:46

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Carthag Tuek posted:

this from the person posting fingerpori????

Those are sanleicks not puns.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:50

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

slutstation

# ? Aug 5, 2022 13:53

boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

evobatman posted:

slutstation

this is where i get off

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

steinrokkan posted:

The boatswain ate his victuals at the forecastle with a helping of Worcestershire sauce

Lord Cholmondeley and Lady Featherstonehaugh approve.

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

boofhead posted:

victuals -> ''vittles' i seemingly always knew for whatever reason, but i just assumed yosemite was pronounced yose-mite until i was like 18 and playing an american version of trivial pursuit with friends

tho it wasnt as awkward as being 12 and thinking banal rhymed with anal

while im here and whitenoise posting, shout out to the non-native english speaking crew who proudly pronounce the L in salmon

Make sure you pronounce all of the silent 'B's in words like dumb, doubt, subtle, and so on. No amount of reminding my wife will get her to stop saying "that's dumbuh!"

freeedr posted:

If you are wrong enough often enough people stop bothering to correct you. This is a life hack I have learned

If everyone's wrong enough for long enough then they update the dictionary!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:14

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Nenonen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJh0wDdiX54

e: we also have a town called Hobro

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Aug 5, 2022

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Xun: Apr 25, 2010

Swedish is a ridiculous language. The correct pronunciations uses a tone of voice I only use when I'm being incredibly sarcastic

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:58

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

steinrokkan posted:

The boatswain ate his victuals at the forecastle with a helping of Worcestershire sauce

Wait

How are you pronouncing helping

# ? Aug 5, 2022 16:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Xun posted:

Swedish is a ridiculous language. The correct pronunciations uses a tone of voice I only use when I'm being incredibly sarcastic

Long ago, I dated an American, she was a big fan of slutspurts (we have them in denmark too)

e: some danish elevators used to say "I fart" when they were occupied ("in running", sorta)

# ? Aug 5, 2022 16:17