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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/HistoryInPics/status/1555323446699048961?t=avVZIaph17CyTZLUXE1ynw&s=19 For a brief moment, I imagined they were getting ready to bring the cat along on a family bank robbery, and it was a much happier picture
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The cat sits in the security guard's lap and he can't get up
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Oscar Wild posted:Cursed thread: goons post feet on page 16 1918: Well, we better mask up Mister Mittens just in case. 2020: Forcing me to wear a mask for 30 seconds to pick up my takeout is a violation of my civil liberties and an affront to God.
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Blue Moonlight posted:1918: Well, we better mask up Mister Mittens just in case. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Mask_League_of_San_Francisco There is nothing new under the sun.
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rodbeard posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Mask_League_of_San_Francisco Yeah well I bet those fuckers are all dead
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Milo and POTUS posted:The cat sits in the security guard's lap and he can't get up Everything goes smoothly, but just before they leave the bank the cat's mask falls off and they are forced to kill everyone because "no witnesses"
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rodbeard posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Mask_League_of_San_Francisco 
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Everything I know about the Everett True comic makes it sound like he mostly beats up complete idiots. Content: 
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Idgi what's behind the door
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Killingyouguy! posted:Idgi what's behind the door 
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Yaldabaoth posted:Content: Picturing some places in Alaska where you can just look out the window and see a polar bear wandering around sometimes
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Well, that’s just guaranteeing someone opens that door.
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The door is from the back of a Taco Bell. It's to try and prevent robberies from the back since people lie in wait after dark.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Well, that’s just guaranteeing someone opens that door. https://youtu.be/WgrE1yygZmk
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Yaldabaoth posted:Everything I know about the Everett True comic makes it sound like he mostly beats up complete idiots. Some of the comics have aged very well and those are the ones you see passed around on the internet. Others haven't--Everett feels very strongly that real men don't wear wristwatches, for instance--and those tend not to show up so much.
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ultrafilter posted:Some of the comics have aged very well and those are the ones you see passed around on the internet. Others haven't--Everett feels very strongly that real men don't wear wristwatches, for instance--and those tend not to show up so much. Lol. He's still batting 1000
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ultrafilter posted:Some of the comics have aged very well and those are the ones you see passed around on the internet. Others haven't--Everett feels very strongly that real men don't wear wristwatches, for instance--and those tend not to show up so much. Now I have this image of Everett as a typical goonlord who's right about some things and dead wrong about others.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Now I have this image of Everett as a typical goonlord who's right about some things and dead wrong about others. That’s most people.
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Robobot posted:That’s most people. No I'm pretty sure "Real men don't wear wrist watches" is the sort of bizarre opinion only a goonlord would have. Content:  When a person gets so much plastic surgery that I thought the photo was from a videogame's character creator at first.
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Yaldabaoth posted:No I'm pretty sure "Real men don't wear wrist watches" is the sort of bizarre opinion only a goonlord would have. She's 39 
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Is the point of having muscles to be strong or just to look like you have muscles? I feel like the former is more important than the latter if someone can poke you with a hatpin and laugh while you deflate and fly around the room
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Frank Frank posted:Is the point of having muscles to be strong or just to look like you have muscles? I feel like the former is more important than the latter if someone can poke you with a hatpin and laugh while you deflate and fly around the room More like spray oil in your face like a leaking tittie, leaving you stumbling around the room like that melting guy on RoboCop
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ultrafilter posted:He's lucky to have made it that long. Synthol in high doses is nasty stuff. It wasn’t even synthol quote:The injections Segato used in his pursuit to go bigger and bigger were comprised of 85% oil, typically sesame oil, 7.5% lidocaine, which is a painkiller, and 7.5% alcohol to sterilize the craziness that was about to be injected.
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What the gently caress
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LifeSunDeath posted:RIP Synthol Legend: Two weeks apart. 
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Waffle! posted:Two weeks apart. Is he a body builder if there isn't any muscles?
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TontoCorazon posted:Is he a body builder if there isn't any muscles? My buddy and I were talking about this at the pool last weekend. What happens when some little old lady asks you to lift something moderately heavy for her and you have to say “I can’t”
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Scratch Monkey posted:It wasn’t even synthol Was this guy too poor to buy actual synthol?
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Frank Frank posted:My buddy and I were talking about this at the pool last weekend. What happens when some little old lady asks you to lift something moderately heavy for her and you have to say “I can’t” "Sorry ma'am, my biceps are considered IEDs, they're gonna pop any minute now"
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Waffle! posted:Two weeks apart. I doubt he planned to die, so technically true. 
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Frank Frank posted:Maybe don’t inject yourself with oil A lot of bodybuilders inject themselves with small doses of Synthol to touch up muscles, and as things bodybuilders do around competition time it's not that bad. But the injecting yourself with the doses you have to use to get muscles like that is one of the worst ideas out there.
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Yaldabaoth posted:No I'm pretty sure "Real men don't wear wrist watches" is the sort of bizarre opinion only a goonlord would have. It wouldn’t have been an unusual belief to hold when that cartoon was made.
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King Carnivore posted:FWIW, wristwatches were considered silly and pointless when they first became really popular around WWI. Particularly because the first ones were ridiculously huge, due to the fact that they were pocket watches modified with a wriststrap. They first became popular among soldiers, due to the importance of synchronizing maneuvers with artillery fire, and it was therefore also seen as silly to wear them in civilian life. This is such a stark contrast to the modern era where "real men" try to wear as much army gear in their everyday lives as possible, up to and including assault rifles.
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