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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

my god you can get them for aquariums

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they're cool but they get to be more than a foot long, that's way too huge for a home aquarium unless you live in there with them



If you had the money to be able to take care of this fish you could have a really awesome aquarium system in your house tho, fuckin incredible poo poo.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The same bird has made a nest on this woman's balcony for ten years:






She has to carry the babies down to ground floor in a box every time:

Hedonism Bot
Feb 15, 2005
Jumby, the chocolate icing!

ReelBigLizard posted:

My friend made this chair on a whim




I approve.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I like that it has a glory hole.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1554822869544325120?t=xAOcDBUVz1Ub1V7_6Exgbg&s=19

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



:3:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qn8vdaWt4J1vmobp0_720.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


IT'S PANDAMONIUM HERE!!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg5ndhAiY31vmobp0_720.mp4

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ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Aug 5, 2022

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I wanna kiss and pet them both

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:3:

quote:

You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?

I just found the greatest thing.

This is a canary resuscitator.

When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.

By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.

Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Do you have the link to the tumblr post? I need to reblog this

I'll trade you six other war dancing ferrets for it

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rexgmaLmnT1z506dl_720.mp4
https://i-am-fert.tumblr.com/post/690957600405258240

drk
Jan 16, 2005

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANCgjSzh-2Y

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/MWdhkcE.mp4

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

All I know about the one guy I ever met who owned ferrets was that his whole place smelled like strong piss EVERYWHERE.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

AHH F/UGH posted:

All I know about the one guy I ever met who owned ferrets was that his whole place smelled like strong piss EVERYWHERE.

all i know about the three girls i dated who had ferrets was that their rooms smelled like piss and they were also batshit crazy, that's not a diss against them, that was my MO back then

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

flavor.flv posted:

Do you have the link to the tumblr post? I need to reblog this

I'll trade you six other war dancing ferrets for it

Deal :3:
https://everythingfox.tumblr.com/post/691771001505234944/excited-boy-via


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qlpf6wdVDP1vmobp0_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rf4hn6JFc61vmobp0.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qx6w58qGVr1qehi1d.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Aug 6, 2022

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Further evidence for my "Owls are flying cats" thesis

https://i.imgur.com/ER041WN.mp4

Nice hooters.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Barn owls don't hoot! :eng101:

repiv
Aug 13, 2009


blursed because someone else only got one in their pack :rip:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Large Testicles posted:

all i know about the three girls i dated who had ferrets was that their rooms smelled like piss and they were also batshit crazy, that's not a diss against them, that was my MO back then

at an apartment long ago a ferret walked up to my front door, and we had the door open and it came into the apartment, it instantly got behind the kitchen counter, also. so I assumed it was someone's pet, and I had a clue who since I'd seen this one gal with some other exotic pet. I go to her apartment and ask if they lost any ferrets recently? and she's like "no I don't think so," and almost closed the door...She then thought about it and said well maybe. Look if you own an exotic pet, and someone you don't know comes to you door asking if you lost the same type of pet, you would likely react instantly knowing it was probably your pet...but this lady had too many I guess and I could smell the bad ferret smell from the door. Anyway, she convinced the ferret out from inside our kitchen walls somehow and took it home, she seemed strange.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



...and that's how I met your mother

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Master Twig posted:

Barn owls don't hoot! :eng101:

I dont give a hoot :colbert:

https://i.imgur.com/hX210hV.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg71zu1QDi1vmobp0_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qtqleffvnn1vij12m.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Aug 7, 2022

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1hnw5A05m1y686sz.mp4

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Now I'm the king of the swingers, oh, the jungle VIP...

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qle673Zch11vmobp0.mp4

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This one is a wild ride

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1556006720668925953

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/banditelli/status/1555967310111748096

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I like how younger cats are just like "welp, guess this is my life now :shrug:" when they get picked up by the scruff

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

My god, the future truly does look like a dog eat dog world.


Captain Hygiene posted:

I like how younger cats are just like "welp, guess this is my life now :shrug:" when they get picked up by the scruff

Cats have an in built reflex where if they are grabbed by the scruff of the neck, they freeze up. Dogs have this too, but it generally goes away in adulthood, whereas it seems to stay with cats. People often will clip a hair clip to the back of their adults cats neck to get them to be still when grooming/bathing/trimming nails.

Bloody Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 7, 2022

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

My god, the future truly does look like a dog eat dog world.

Cats have an in built reflex where if they are grabbed by the scruff of the neck, they freeze up. Dogs have this too, but it generally goes away in adulthood, whereas it seems to stay with cats. People often will clip a hair clip to the back of their adults cats neck to get them to be still when grooming/bathing/trimming nails.

I wish that worked on my cat, but it doesn't. I was so excited to hear about that trick too.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Most cats you have to keep them used to it from an early age. My sister tried doing that on one of her cats but he was like 4 by the time she learned the trick and he was having nothing to do with it.

With my cats, I used to pet them aggressively on their neck and even do like a pretend version of the momma cat thing where i'd grab their scruff, but massage it too. They fuckin loved it.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013


"Ha, ha. Look at those cute kids with therir barely developed motor skills. Welp. Time to let them race motor bikes!"

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Deptfordx posted:

"Ha, ha. Look at those cute kids with therir barely developed motor skills. Welp. Time to let them race motor bikes!"

i'd place all the money i have on them having spent more time on those lil bikes than they did practicing a fist bump

this is from a kid who had one of those blatantly dangerous honda 3 wheelers when i was like 4, never hurt myself on that, but ask me about all the times i hosed myself up on a bicycle. again, never a motor powered version. derailleurs are a crime against humanity with how they offset the chain. "yes, let me put like 3 inches offset between the front and back cogs with only 2 feet of travel"

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Aug 7, 2022

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Chicago botany guy is in Chile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdodZcrFIPM

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rdos1qUbTt1vmobp0.mp4

he likes to eat his carrots lightly crushed :3:
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