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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Space Jam posted:

My old original release Xbox One will turn itself on randomly if I don’t unplug it.

How else is it going to upload all the surveillance data?

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Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Space Jam posted:

My old original release Xbox One will turn itself on randomly if I don’t unplug it.
It’s probably doing updates or something

I assume that's not what they meant but that it actually turns on with the power-on sound effect.

The original Xbox One had a capacitive power button, not a physical one, and so it could well be activated by dust or any random debris happening to touch it. (I'm glad they went with a physical power button instead for every subsequent Xbox model.)

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

my friend had one of those early model PS4s with the capacitive buttons and it was absolute poo poo

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

“Crapacitive” I would call them

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I’m glad capacitive buttons are out of fashion, the only one I liked was the one the iPhone used to use

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Quantum of Phallus posted:

my friend had one of those early model PS4s with the capacitive buttons and it was absolute poo poo

I had one of those and tried every gamer tip for making it less poo poo

It was absolute poo poo

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My monitor has those and it sucks lol. Especially if I bump it with a beer can or something cuz the condensation will make it trigger the menu button 40000 times or whatever until I wipe it off.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Is Rondo of Blood available in any of the compilations on Xbox? Or Curse of Darkness?

Scuba Trooper
Feb 25, 2006

Space Jam posted:

My old original release Xbox One will turn itself on randomly if I don’t unplug it.

Zat posted:

I assume that's not what they meant but that it actually turns on with the power-on sound effect.

The original Xbox One had a capacitive power button, not a physical one, and so it could well be activated by dust or any random debris happening to touch it. (I'm glad they went with a physical power button instead for every subsequent Xbox model.)

This happened with my old one from 2015 a LOT but I chalked it up to ghosts :ghost:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Lammasu posted:

Wasn't that for the 3DO?

perhaps, I was thinking it was earlier than that like coleco era but definitely could have been 3do


LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Yes but only because it's a hilarious example of early 90s lingerie

also massively teased up hair too no doubt

e: oh it was NEO*GEO



spoiler'd in case anyone gets mad it may not be sfw

The game boss looking like a big dong :lmao:

priznat fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Aug 6, 2022

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Is Rondo of Blood available in any of the compilations on Xbox? Or Curse of Darkness?

Nope, it’s hosed up that Curse of Darkness and Lament of Innocence are stuck on PS2 and original XBOX. Konami sucks

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

priznat posted:


The game boss looking like a big dong :lmao:

Didn't this game get remastered and the boss was completely changed?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

I said come in! posted:

Didn't this game get remastered and the boss was completely changed?

Yah they re-released the advert too to be less phallic iirc

Kept the lady in her undies tho

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Quantum of Phallus posted:

my friend had one of those early model PS4s with the capacitive buttons and it was absolute poo poo

The capacitive eject button was pure evil

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

priznat posted:

perhaps, I was thinking it was earlier than that like coleco era but definitely could have been 3do

also massively teased up hair too no doubt

e: oh it was NEO*GEO



spoiler'd in case anyone gets mad it may not be sfw

The game boss looking like a big dong :lmao:

It’s especially funny considering that console was like near the jaguar in terms of price IIRC, so your average kid that reads gaming mags had zero chance of ever getting one.

Maybe it was EGM and other gaming mags asking for pornish ads to keep the lads buying?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Nuts and Gum posted:

It’s especially funny considering that console was like near the jaguar in terms of price IIRC, so your average kid that reads gaming mags had zero chance of ever getting one.

Maybe it was EGM and other gaming mags asking for pornish ads to keep the lads buying?

I remember the NG being like $800CAD and the games were $250 ea and it might as well have been $1mil because there was no way I could have gotten one.

The arcade versions were usual 50c to $1 a game as well, the best game being Samurai Shodown

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Space Jam posted:

My old original release Xbox One will turn itself on randomly if I don’t unplug it.

I had this too. It didn't have auto updates on or anything, it just happened, always at random hours at night. I had the controller turning off thing when the series controllers first came out too.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I think you are mistaking the Jaguar for the 3DO. The Jag was pretty average in price but most of the games were crap. The 3DO had some good games, but the system was around $700. At least the games were on disc so they were pretty average in price. The Neo Geo AES was around $700 with the games on massive carts that cost between $150-$400. The system and games are loving awesome (I'm a huge Neo Geo fanboy and have collected), but when it was new pretty much no one had them. Just look at one of the most famous games, Metal Slug. The MVS carts (the arcade version) are super common and not very valuable, but the AES version they didn't make/sell many copies and it's one of the most valuable games out there.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Lifespan posted:

I think you are mistaking the Jaguar for the 3DO. The Jag was pretty average in price but most of the games were crap. The 3DO had some good games, but the system was around $700. At least the games were on disc so they were pretty average in price. The Neo Geo AES was around $700 with the games on massive carts that cost between $150-$400. The system and games are loving awesome (I'm a huge Neo Geo fanboy and have collected), but when it was new pretty much no one had them. Just look at one of the most famous games, Metal Slug. The MVS carts (the arcade version) are super common and not very valuable, but the AES version they didn't make/sell many copies and it's one of the most valuable games out there.

Jag had that one AvP game that sounded cool but I honestly never saw a system in person so have no idea.

It was extremely cool that the neo geo games were essentially identical in the arcade on console, so giving them a real cachet to buy the home version. Just most people who cared about arcade games didn’t have that kind of money!

Thankfully playstation came along and cost less than half of what the NG and 3do cost.

The 90s were a fun decade for all sorts of console evolutionary steps.

Speaking of the NG carts, are the differences between the AES and MVS carts just external form factor or were the games different too? Perhaps some changes to arcadify them.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

priznat posted:

Speaking of the NG carts, are the differences between the AES and MVS carts just external form factor or were the games different too? Perhaps some changes to arcadify them.

They were mostly identical, but MVS had the idea of credits where as AES did not. Some games for AES were the same and just gave you unlimited credits, some gave you limited credits, and they could often adjust difficulty.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I just turn on my console by turning on my controller or switching to the Xbox Input on my tv.

The button on the console feels cheap as gently caress. It's gross.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Zat posted:

I assume that's not what they meant but that it actually turns on with the power-on sound effect.

The original Xbox One had a capacitive power button, not a physical one, and so it could well be activated by dust or any random debris happening to touch it. (I'm glad they went with a physical power button instead for every subsequent Xbox model.)

Yeah it beeps and turns fully on. It’s clean and it’s done it in 2 different locations in my living room. I’ve never cleaned the inside of it though.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

The capacitive eject button was pure evil

What you don’t like waking up at 4 am to random frantic beeping?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

priznat posted:

I remember the NG being like $800CAD and the games were $250 ea and it might as well have been $1mil because there was no way I could have gotten one.

The arcade versions were usual 50c to $1 a game as well, the best game being Samurai Shodown

The video game magazine I read as a kid used to list the prices for games in their early years. It was wild seeing the prices for Neo Geo stuff without any context

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




priznat posted:

video game hardware adverts used to be exceedingly horny

Anyone remember seeing that magazine ad with a dejected looking woman in lingerie looking out of the page while her bf plays with a home console with his joystick held suggestively in the crotch? lmao

This was for Neo Geo.

Flagging for some absolutely lascivious late 80s/early 90s lingerie and hair.

:nws: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Db0_MSMVMAIOkKx.jpg :nws:

Soul Glo posted:

In my day we loaded our OS one diskette at a time and we liked it

Some ancient games were insane with multi-disc loads.

Some of the 16-color Sierra SCI games shipped on double density 5.25" floppies. Hero Quest (later Quest for Glory) shipped on 10 of these disks, and due to being open world you had to swap quite a lot since each disk could only hold a few screens of data. I remember loading a save once and it requiring 6 disk swaps before the game was playable. I think one disk was required twice, even :psyduck:

In Japan, Castlevania II: Simon's Quest was on the Famicom Disk System, which required load times as well as disc flipping. There was one particularly nasty part where you'd leave a town, have to flip the disk, wait, and then without warning be actively playing and facing an enemy that would shoot a projectile. If you didn't react within a second or so you'd get knocked back...into the town, requiring you to flip the disk again, wait, then leave, needing you to flip the disk AGAIN.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Finally got around to finishing Norco last night and man, that poo poo got loving weird. Great time though, I really enjoyed the atmosphere and the gameplay and paid a total of zero dollars for it, so GamePass stays winning

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

How did you get game pass for free?

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
:imunfunny:

Fly Ricky
May 7, 2009

The Wine Taster

ColdPie posted:

How did you get game pass for free?

Lives with parents like most of us.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

ColdPie posted:

How did you get game pass for free?

I’m actually Phil Spencer irl

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ColdPie posted:

How did you get game pass for free?

:goofy:

Zerot
Aug 18, 2006

ColdPie posted:

How did you get game pass for free?

It's not super difficult to use Bing searches, Microsoft Rewards, and Game Pass quests to get enough points to buy Game Pass each month.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

I do get free Xbox game pass too.
All I have to do is:
1. Go to work and labour 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
2 ...
3. Free game pass. (also housing and food)

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

webmeister posted:

I’m actually Phil Spencer irl

Thx for saving Xbox, Philip

SpiderLink
Oct 3, 2006

webmeister posted:

I’m actually Phil Spencer irl

Can you hire me please, I write about Xbox a lot online.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




webmeister posted:

Finally got around to finishing Norco last night and man, that poo poo got loving weird. Great time though, I really enjoyed the atmosphere and the gameplay and paid a total of zero dollars for it, so GamePass stays winning

Good ending?

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

adhuin posted:

I do get free Xbox game pass too.
All I have to do is:
1. Go to work and labour 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
2 ...
3. Free game pass. (also housing and food)

I went to Subway and gave them eight dollars and they gave me a sandwich for free. Great deal.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ColdPie posted:

I went to Subway and gave them eight dollars and they gave me a sandwich for free. Great deal.

I did the same except it was $9.60 (lol inflation) but I got two subs because I used the app and a coupon code.

All for free.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

when the family game pass gets rolled out just find some sucker to mooch off, bing bong so simple

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Apparently the family plan won’t work with xbox all access, sort that out phil what the hell!!

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