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beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

ppp

beaviss has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Aug 3, 2022

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/SPQThj6.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Needs the original sound:
https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1554653741869146117

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/O4y3r02.mp4

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

https://twitter.com/Murdoink/status/1554697185895370752

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



someone sync up the "IT'S FUCKIN BEDTIME" clip to this

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Holy wow

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!



Bonus points to Esapekka Lappi for having to drive the last 11 km stage without the windshield and half of his roof after rolling his car, but losing only 10 seconds and securing the third place.
https://twitter.com/autosport/status/1556237522291900418?s=20&t=HwKdvZAkQFplelvG6njxIQ

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/A7kRAng.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/OneSmolCat/status/1556052685052338178?s=20&t=9zmU55z3zrsHVGgsVdJBig

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




:magical:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

I'm imagining the Mario jumping sound effect here.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



:lol:

"That's not how this works!"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg9yzuOGoA1qejbir.mp4

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Exactly. I saw somethin my brain don't have a spot for and it was like gettin bit on the crocodile by a horse

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I told you my food bowl was empty

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

I assume the cat was turning around to then jump back into its pen

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Cassowary recreates the "Must go faster" scene from Jurassic Park

https://i.imgur.com/qWVhuzi.mp4

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Cassowary recreates the "Must go faster" scene from Jurassic Park

https://i.imgur.com/qWVhuzi.mp4

must go faster. must go faster.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Bah God!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Every time I see this thread title I can't help but see it in the form of one of those super cringy "in THIS house we gently caress dementors, respect THE JEDI, and fight God" etc posters. Someone, anyone, please make it for me.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/2n5Lxa5.mp4

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I like how most of them he just does pretty much the gentlest throw he could to get them into the jungle, then there's just a random one he yeets way off into the distance.

Anyway, if the dude was doing that to protect the snakes from getting run over, then mad respect.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

dr_rat posted:

I like how most of them he just does pretty much the gentlest throw he could to get them into the jungle, then there's just a random one he yeets way off into the distance.
Snake yeeters have an old saying

quote:

Calm and mellow, gentle fellow
Wanna bite? Take a flight

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

When I was a FedEx man I always saved snakes and turtles from roads. I didn’t grab the cottonmouths or the rattlesnakes, though. I don’t want to have to get CroFab, and of course in America getting it can bankrupt you.



e: to clarify, I still saved the venomous ones, I just took the time to scare them away from outside of striking range

freeedr has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Aug 12, 2022

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://i.imgur.com/vlCuTUO.mp4

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Cream of the motherfucking crop

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

freeedr posted:

When I was a FedEx man I always saved snakes and turtles from roads. I didn’t grab the cottonmouths or the rattlesnakes, though. I don’t want to have to get CroFab, and of course in America getting it can bankrupt you.
You also be most cool! :success:

A very old, related cool person and cool sloth, but doing cool things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Snake yeeters have an old saying
Yep, figured that was the case. Most snakes are pretty chill, but if one is pissed at you, you sure as hell don't want it anywhere near you.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





Another day working at the snake museum. People keep asking me if they can yeet the snakes. Buddy, they won’t even let me yeet them

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Cream of the motherfucking crop

:hmmyes: On balance, off balance, doesn't matter to the goat

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


Now reverse it

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

a sexual elk posted:

Now reverse it

https://i.imgur.com/5iR1oH7.mp4

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


This man has excellent hand-eye coordination.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Lone Badger posted:

This man has excellent hand-snake coordination.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


i wonder if that's my new favourite animal the Taiwan stink snake?

quote:

Also known as the "stinking goddess," on account of the awful smell it emits from its anal glands when picked up
:same:

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The Lone Badger posted:

This man has excellent hand-eye coordination.



:colbert:

The Lone Badger posted:

This man has excellent snakeeye coordination.

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