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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Max Cornet to West Ham is a DONE DEAL. Not as exciting a signing as Kostic but that was always ambitious. Played really well in a poo poo Burnley side so looking forward to it

https://twitter.com/westham/status/1555614620907442177?s=21&t=gxuGpRwfvw3iChvYb_bivQ

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Hmm maybe that means Kostic to Juve will actually happen

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/totcosta/status/1555589811561529344

Apparently La Liga have informed Barcelona that none of their new signings can be registered so here goes another lever lmao

E: https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1555594464508395523?t=1vLrvumuVnwSZnhshd1V8Q&s=34

It really is Buy Now, Play Later

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

the sex ghost posted:

Laporta frantically cranking all the palancas but the money machine is just playing marching on together at full volume

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

the sex ghost posted:

Laporta frantically cranking all the palancas but the money machine is just playing marching on together at full volume

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.marca.com/futbol/barcelona/2022/08/05/62ed86fe22601d6c6d8b4589.html

Apparently all of those Spanish words mean that Barcelona tried to sell 150mil worth of tv rights from themselves to themselves and claim it as 150mil revenue. La Liga told them to gently caress off, so now we're at lever number 4.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

the sex ghost posted:

Laporta frantically cranking all the palancas but the money machine is just playing marching on together at full volume

Lmao

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Barca are apparently now in for Alonso, so clearly they have already sorted this all out.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


TheRat posted:

https://www.marca.com/futbol/barcelona/2022/08/05/62ed86fe22601d6c6d8b4589.html

Apparently all of those Spanish words mean that Barcelona tried to sell 150mil worth of tv rights from themselves to themselves and claim it as 150mil revenue. La Liga told them to gently caress off, so now we're at lever number 4.

Seems very legit and prejudicial that La Liga would prevent two honest to god businesses from making a very sensible and legal business deal.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1556225582245052416?t=ySbTb1OhThbCaii0tU-Nyw&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticUK/status/1556265716621393923?t=aHhv91ZInulEer2cGlpuGg&s=19

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

lol

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I did not expect that. :stare:

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
Marko would be the perfect addition to a United squad that’s already a mess

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
He'd last approx 15 minutes into his first game before knocking out Ronaldo in an argument over a mistimed pass

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


timo werner back to leipzig

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1556239186595876864

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Chelsea, wasteland of strikers

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
lol

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1556226998929866752

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Oh my god lol please

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
That cannot be for real

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
he's going to beat a teammate up and it's gonna be awesome

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Sevilla is signing Isco on a free. That's a good signing for them imo

psyer
Mar 26, 2013
https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1556547419701235712

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1556554176699809793

oh my god this is just the gift that keeps on giving

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
Rabiot AND Arnautovic !

Uniteds dressing room is going to be hilarious.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

*Record scratch*

It already is.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1556598647558574080

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1556583526778249216

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1556590386826575872

That club is a blight on football, good grief.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
FC Barcelona taking legal action against frenkie de jong for conspiring with known criminal organisation FC Barcelona

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Barca will not pay Frenkie de Jong wages because they are broke but they also want to sign Bernando Silva. Seems very fair and logical. What a bunch of cunts lol

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


As part of his punishiment for being a criminal, De Jong should actually be paying Barcelona.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hegay posted:

Barca will not pay Frenkie de Jong wages because they are broke but they also want to sign Bernando Silva. Seems very fair and logical. What a bunch of cunts lol

So broke they've spent €158m on transfers so far, it's utterly absurd.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1556663205518123008

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Nah that's fake news, right now he's watching Arnautovic highlights on Youtube and doing all the moves alongside him.

Ten Hag should go all the way, none of this half measure bullshit. If people he has worked with previously are so special, I wanna see Man U hire the Ajax groundskeepers and caterers and stewards and everyone.

It's a transfer strategy, and it's not Woodward.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Aug 8, 2022

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


lol, that's a top tier clickbait right there, interactions through the loving roof

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

TheRat posted:

lol, that's a top tier clickbait right there, interactions through the loving roof

Are you not honestly a little worried that it looks like ETH will sign players like Rabiot and Arnautovic? Another couple of seasons without CL and I can see players not wanting to sign for man utd

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Hegay posted:

Are you not honestly a little worried that it looks like ETH will sign players like Rabiot and Arnautovic? Another couple of seasons without CL and I can see players not wanting to sign for man utd

I'm not thrilled about the potential drama, but for the sums mentioned I'm not terribly upset.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hegay posted:

Are you not honestly a little worried that it looks like ETH will sign players like Rabiot and Arnautovic? Another couple of seasons without CL and I can see players not wanting to sign for man utd

The only players who want to sign for United now are the ones who see their weekly wage doubled or tripled.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

TheRat posted:

I'm not thrilled about the potential drama, but for the sums mentioned I'm not terribly upset.

Could have picked up fully sick players like Dybala, Isco, Romagnoli, Perisic etc on a free. That would have made way more sense than whatever the gently caress Man Utd is doing now, imo.

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Hegay posted:

Are you not honestly a little worried that it looks like ETH will sign players like Rabiot and Arnautovic? Another couple of seasons without CL and I can see players not wanting to sign for man utd

bring me every lunatic in world football and then bring roy keane back as head coach

and hear the lamentation of their women and so on and so forth

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