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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Garrand posted:

"The Dogshit Food Cafe, now celebrating 150 years"

e: I don't know what restaurant stats are like other than early closures are common, but apparently it lasted 20 years which seems pretty good?

a quick search suggests that restaurants typically last from three to six years, so yeah, twenty ain't nothing to sneeze at

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Outrail posted:

If you're bored try GIS for 'Varanus penis'

Not that bored

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

buddy, if I wanted to look at weird penises I'd go get a mirror

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Garrand posted:

"The Dogshit Food Cafe, now celebrating 150 years"

e: I don't know what restaurant stats are like other than early closures are common, but apparently it lasted 20 years which seems pretty good?

20 years is pretty loving good for a restaurant, the failure rate is really high

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I worked there a while ago. It was weird because I made insanely good tips but management was so lovely they were losing money hand over foot. I left when the completely changed management because my good hours were taken away, but I guess the new management couldn't turn it around.

Edit: it was an East Bay landmark. Mike Dirnt from Green Da was one of the owners, we were open until 1am in an area where very little was. Kids who were really into Green Day knew about it, I can't even count the number of times I'd serve a family of international tourists who were very clearly only there because the 14 year old with dyed hair thought maybe Dirnt would be there. Frequently kids would bring things they wanted to give him, I'm guessing records they hoped he would sign and mail back.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Aug 8, 2022

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

kazil posted:

buddy, if I wanted to look at weird penises I'd go get a mirror

PM me

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


hawowanlawow posted:

if only someone had gotten a message to Rudy sooner

he was not thinking of his future

Jimmybob
Mar 7, 2005
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/08/us/ahmaud-arbery-hate-crime-federal-sentencing/index.html

Looks like the McMichaels and their buddy Roddie got some nice long federal sentences to serve if they ever finish the state sentences. Good for them, it's always nice to see scummy racist murderers get a long stay at a state and or federal prison.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/3iZMQoJ.mp4

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Jimmybob posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/08/us/ahmaud-arbery-hate-crime-federal-sentencing/index.html

Looks like the McMichaels and their buddy Roddie got some nice long federal sentences to serve if they ever finish the state sentences. Good for them, it's always nice to see scummy racist murderers get a long stay at a state and or federal prison.

Judge also denied them to be put into federal prisons, so they get sent to a Georgia state prison instead.

DyneAvenger
Aug 26, 2005

Bru-Tang Clan member:
Nose Face Killah

Skwirl posted:

I worked there a while ago. It was weird because I made insanely good tips but management was so lovely they were losing money hand over foot. I left when the completely changed management because my good hours were taken away, but I guess the new management couldn't turn it around.

Edit: it was an East Bay landmark. Mike Dirnt from Green Da was one of the owners, we were open until 1am in an area where very little was. Kids who were really into Green Day knew about it, I can't even count the number of times I'd serve a family of international tourists who were very clearly only there because the 14 year old with dyed hair thought maybe Dirnt would be there. Frequently kids would bring things they wanted to give him, I'm guessing records they hoped he would sign and mail back.

It's a shame cuz the staff was always pretty cool and the food was solid.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Philthy posted:

Judge also denied them to be put into federal prisons, so they get sent to a Georgia state prison instead.

:getin:

drat, I tried to find a gif of Harvey Dent throwing the finance guy the body armor asking how long he thinks he'll last in county but I can't find it. Not a very big scene. :(

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is like elder abuse tho.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is like elder abuse tho.

Shut up you wanker!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Shut up you wanker!

you're like a walking ASBO

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

wow, he's really bad at picking up cues

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is like elder abuse tho.

Nah that's just what 35 year old Brits look like

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

Martman posted:

wow, he's really bad at picking up cues

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Poor guy, they really snookered him

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Martman posted:

wow, he's really bad at picking up cues

Brawnfire posted:

Poor guy, they really snookered him

:laffo:

guess we can scratch him from the list.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is like elder abuse tho.

That's a 35 year old Englishman.

EDIT: wtffff, even the same age???

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Grape posted:

That's a 35 year old Englishman.

EDIT: wtffff, even the same age???

What’s that in stone?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Robobot posted:

What’s that in stone?

8 pence

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


at that rate we'll run out of horses

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Martman posted:

wow, he's really bad at picking up cues

Put a little English on it, dinnit?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rgb5duZt2i1vmay6q.mp4

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti



https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/08/politics/mar-a-lago-search-warrant-fbi-donald-trump/index.html


the schad may still be on all of us yet


edit: https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1556777965937037312?s=20&t=sX2HoC5bChSFEDG3eeyzKg


`Nemesis fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Aug 9, 2022

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Happy Anniversary

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1556643754106183681?s=21&t=JrAmZV3no1cy2_bNR3rwDQ

graynull
Dec 2, 2005

Did I misread all the signs?

(Turds) Crash Into Me

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

And here's the historical thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1174437

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
It was surreal to read that thread at the time, not knowing if it was true or something made up for manbabies, and then see the articles over the next day or two confirming that not only did it happen but it was from the Dave Matthews tour bus

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe both Russia and Russia are actually just hoaxes.

Doodles
Apr 14, 2001
Dash Cam Australia has posted another collection of Instant Karma. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk6WKf4cwAE

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Turn your monitor off and on again.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right



It has a happy ending, people were so upset about this story they donated over $20k to his Gofundme appeal

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:




It has a happy ending, people were so upset about this story they donated over $20k to his Gofundme appeal

That kid was robbed of an important life lesson.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Outrail posted:

That kid was robbed of an important life lesson.

Might've been robbed of one, but definitely learned that misfortune can be leveraged into fortune, even though there's no damned way his parents aren't going to "save" (:rolleyes:) that money for him.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lol

should've figured someone already posted this here

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Snowglobe of Doom posted:




It has a happy ending, people were so upset about this story they donated over $20k to his Gofundme appeal

gently caress that kid

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

that kid is giving off strong "Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle" vibes, aka he is almost definitely a twisted sociopath

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