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Milo and POTUS posted:The great ketchup battle of August 8th raged for another 30 pages https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084
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Please, no more ketchupchat. I can't take it.
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Aug 8, 2022 19:53
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Mayonnaise on Pineapple Pizza it is, then.
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Aug 8, 2022 19:57
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The Anime Liker posted:Mayonnaise on Pineapple Pizza it is, then. A little swirl of garlic aioli is very good on pizza, pineapple or otherwise.
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Aug 8, 2022 20:06
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I once made a mustard and grape jelly sandwich. I am not a professional chef, for some reason.
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The second worst part about this series, the first being Shelby Foote of course, is that it wasn’t narrated by Peter Coyote.
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My Dearest Martha, I miss you so very much. Life here on the front lines of this dreadful conflict that has torn our nation asunder is harsh and unforgiving. I shall never understand why we mustard lovers in the north should battle our ketchup loving kin to the south. I hear the Rebs squabble amongst themselves even, with the vinegar based barbecue boys feuding with the tomato based barbecue clan. It has become clear this nation must come together under the banner of sauce acceptance and tolerance, even for the mayo-naise the Canadians love so much. I shall see you soon, Martha. For I believe this conflict may soon end, and we can return home to our sauces. As always, your loving husband. --John Cornsmut P.S. I believe the entire nation has already agreed that anyone that refers to it as "catsup" shall be tarred and feathered, and run out of town on a rail.
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Aug 8, 2022 22:19
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Correct ketchup opinion It's not that I hate Mustard in general. I hate yellow mustard, which is a mistake upon condiments. Get me some brown mustard, some honey mustard, those are great! It's that lowest common denominator yellow crap I can't stand.
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Aug 8, 2022 22:27
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Kwyndig posted:It's not that I hate Mustard in general. I hate yellow mustard, which is a mistake upon condiments. Get me some brown mustard, some honey mustard, those are great! It's that lowest common denominator yellow crap I can't stand. yellow mustard has it's place but yeah, it's low on the tier
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 "...and then I told them about how I hate ketchup (unless it's on a well done steak) and love mustard but not the yellow mustard, it's the grey poupon I like, you know...like the ad, where the very rich and beautiful person has the mustard in their very expensive car? You know the ad I mean? Probably the best ad. ANYWAY let me tell you all about my opinions on food and which ones are for children..."
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Aug 8, 2022 22:44
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The reason yellow mustard sucks rear end is that it's like only 1% mustard by volume. If you dehydrate a whole bottle of it you're left with like 5 grams of salt and like 100mg of actual mustard. You're just paying for yellow vinegar and water.
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Aug 8, 2022 22:44
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 If it doesn’t make you go and walk round the garden until the sinus pain clears, why are you even bothering to eat it?
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Aug 8, 2022 22:45
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I tried. I tried to stop the 12 page food derail. I posted the horoscope promising new friends emerging from your challenging anus. But it wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough. What is it you food derailers want? Why cant ylu just die
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Aug 8, 2022 22:48
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Sanford posted:
drat you're reminding me I haven't had horseradish mustard in too long. so drat good.
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LifeSunDeath posted:drat you're reminding me I haven't had horseradish mustard in too long. so drat good. I've never had horseradish mustard, but I think we've derailed the funny pictures thread long enough... but someone else will have to post a funny picture, I'm fresh out.
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Aug 8, 2022 23:01
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Absolute God tier condiment:
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:I once made a mustard and grape jelly sandwich. Looked it up and apparently mixing mustard and grape jam is a thing. Honestly sounds alright. https://juliassimplysouthern.com/2016/11/southern-grape-jelly-meatballs.html Unrelated. 
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dr_rat posted:Looked it up and apparently mixing mustard and grape jam is a thing. they're actually pretty tasty
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Okay, I know there is considerable crossover between this and the horrible food thread, but the condiment derail has run it's course here. Feel free to continue it over there, though.
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Aug 8, 2022 23:52
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The Anime Liker posted:Absolute God tier condiment: If you combine these is it UK mustard?
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no it's Trouble Mustard
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I'm not really a big mustard fan, but I challenge anyone to design a logo that encapsulates "strong english mustard" more succinctly than that.
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How does that compare to Coleman’s? I keep it around and would consider it a strong English mustard. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:How does that compare to Coleman’s? I keep it around and would consider it a strong English mustard. No idea about the strong English, but the Lakeshore Irish Mustard I posted is waaaaaaay stronger than Coleman's. Like weapons grade mustard. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Barometer posted:
https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad
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Aug 9, 2022 01:43
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Lol I was thinking about Lewis Carroll. What a dummy!
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Tree Bucket posted:I tried. I tried to stop the 12 page food derail. I posted the horoscope promising new friends emerging from your challenging anus. But it wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough. What is it you food derailers want? Why cant ylu just die Trump is getting raided by the feds and cspam has 2 pages of exotic fruit derail and like 3 posts on the raid. Goons are food obsessed.
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Soul Dentist posted:Lol I was thinking about Lewis Carroll. What a dummy! They were both weirdly obsessed with kids. I wouldn't be surprised if C.S. Lewis had some skeletons in his closet.
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rodbeard posted:I wouldn't be surprised if C.S. Lewis had some skeletons in his closet. But that's where Narnia is 
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dr_rat posted:But that's where Narnia is Wasn't that the wardrobe?
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Bored As gently caress posted:Wasn't that the wardrobe? I refuse to recognize a difference. 
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rodbeard posted:They were both weirdly obsessed with kids. I wouldn't be surprised if C.S. Lewis had some skeletons in his closet. Kid skeletons.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Kid skeletons. Ckid Skeletons Lewis Oh my god
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I wanna go to Goth Narnia
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muscles like this! posted:I wanna go to Goth Narnia that's Mordor, isn't it? Lewis and Tolkien were nerd buddies in Oxford.
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Not my MACAROM!
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