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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Lol did we cover this one?

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1556581489059536896?s=20&t=FDTuSHONTKRirYvwU6iUgA

I want flushing!!

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I just got a CNN alert saying the FBI conducted a search warrant at Mar A Lago. They didn't have any info beyond that. I wonder if they searched the toilets.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Trump is screaming about it on Not Twitter so

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Charliegrs posted:

I just got a CNN alert saying the FBI conducted a search warrant at Mar A Lago. They didn't have any info beyond that. I wonder if they searched the toilets.

It's getting picked up but I'm not seeing anything besides that it exists.

That certainly is some loving news though.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
It's fun that none of the news orgs had this until trump shat it out on truth social

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Charliegrs posted:

I just got a CNN alert saying the FBI conducted a search warrant at Mar A Lago. They didn't have any info beyond that. I wonder if they searched the toilets.

Would like a confirmation that isn't trump himself

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

cr0y posted:

Would like a confirmation that isn't trump himself

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1556778410671841290

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005




cr0y posted:

Would like a confirmation that isn't trump himself

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
It is real.

quote:

CNN — The FBI executed a search warrant on Monday at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, the former President confirms to CNN.

This story is breaking and will be updated.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1556776106887303169

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Merrick Garland: "I'm tired of you motherfuckers making fun for me for not doing a goddamn thing about this."
- source: A motherfucker who made fun of Merrick Garland for not doing a goddamn thing about this.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005




I love it, especially later in the summer.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I'm gonna LOL so hard if this was a raid for some other completely unrelated crime that the FBI was and the DOJ was working on nailing Trump for and has nothing to do with J6.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

nine-gear crow posted:

I'm gonna LOL so hard if this was a raid for some other completely unrelated crime that the FBI was and the DOJ was working on nailing Trump for and has nothing to do with J6.

Mycrimes.doc
Mycrimes2.docx

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

nine-gear crow posted:

Merrick Garland: "I'm tired of you motherfuckers making fun for me for not doing a goddamn thing about this."
- source: A motherfucker who made fun of Merrick Garland for not doing a goddamn thing about this.

Merrick Garland may yet have his revenge, served cold.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
It's going to be for something completely unrelated to any of the publicly known crimes just wait.

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.

mdemone posted:

Merrick Garland may yet have his revenge, served cold.

The Dark Garland memes are going to be on another level.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

It's going to be for something completely unrelated to any of the publicly known crimes just wait.

"Good afternoon. Today, on my authorization, the Federal Bureau of Investigation raided the Florida residence of former president Trump in order to secure evidence of Mr. Trump's decades of unpaid parking tickets."
- Attorney General Merrick Garland

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
Too bad he wasn't there

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1556781000985919488

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

-Blackadder- posted:

The Dark Garland memes are going to be on another level.

I, Merrick Garland, will knock you all down!

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

It's going to be for something completely unrelated to any of the publicly known crimes just wait.

Popehat thinks we might be able to guess what it's about assuming we get the warrant...

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1556780027840045056?t=fL3ruG4iz-NnHuuJzp4KNQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1556780221537210368?t=pvTfY5jmzsqlQpEgLayC3A&s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1556780465398329344?t=oGqacNikkZ0yanShq-UiZA&s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1556780703647354880?t=VBPQrrztdfhttOvnOasGBg&s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1556781011240857600?t=ZhCS0LSYhUXOMl4czsHCxQ&s=19

As an ex journalist, that warrant is going to be the Holy Grail. Maggie H is probably drooling.

Edit: speaking of Maggie!

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1556783069843099648?t=Qahf4Gy-gi5gKeVDvRnaQg&s=19

Mirotic fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 9, 2022

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
January 6 Hearings; toilet seizures in the public interest

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

nine-gear crow posted:

Merrick Garland: "I'm tired of you motherfuckers making fun for me for not doing a goddamn thing about this."
- source: A motherfucker who made fun of Merrick Garland for not doing a goddamn thing about this.

Over the past few weeks, we've had sudden movement out of nowhere on both Trump and the Breonna Taylor case. Before that, not a single peep from the DOJ. I'm wondering if this is how Garland runs the DOJ. Despite all of the yelling and criticism, nobody responds or hints at anything until BOOM everything is suddenly in motion.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

That's almost certainly intentional.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


volts5000 posted:

Over the past few weeks, we've had sudden movement out of nowhere on both Trump and the Breonna Taylor case. Before that, not a single peep from the DOJ. I'm wondering if this is how Garland runs the DOJ. Despite all of the yelling and criticism, nobody responds or hints at anything until BOOM everything is suddenly in motion.

running the DOJ's press arm like a nintendo direct is not the worst thing in the world

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

volts5000 posted:

Over the past few weeks, we've had sudden movement out of nowhere on both Trump and the Breonna Taylor case. Before that, not a single peep from the DOJ. I'm wondering if this is how Garland runs the DOJ. Despite all of the yelling and criticism, nobody responds or hints at anything until BOOM everything is suddenly in motion.

Yeah. But this is really the way DOJ is always supposed to work. I don’t mean that to sound snarky, it really is.

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




Early reporting, from NYT (my last post), CBS, and CNN, is indicating it is about presidential documents and the handling thereof - so not necessarily J6.

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1556787136396918788?t=_7t6l50yeK0YU1GGz6tCUg&s=19

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1556786267538456576?t=Jom5gk000edcC-eiWImLcw&s=19

MacFarlane also reporting that he currently can't find the unsealed warrant in federal court records in FL.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



volts5000 posted:

Over the past few weeks, we've had sudden movement out of nowhere on both Trump and the Breonna Taylor case. Before that, not a single peep from the DOJ. I'm wondering if this is how Garland runs the DOJ. Despite all of the yelling and criticism, nobody responds or hints at anything until BOOM everything is suddenly in motion.

If he gets some justice going for the downtrodden and pushes us vaguely back on track, Garland can fly around in the big stone head from Zardoz for all the fucks I give.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mirotic posted:

Early reporting, from NYT (my last post), CBS, and CNN, is indicating it is about presidential documents and the handling thereof - so not necessarily J6.

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1556787136396918788?t=_7t6l50yeK0YU1GGz6tCUg&s=19

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1556786267538456576?t=Jom5gk000edcC-eiWImLcw&s=19

MacFarlane also reporting that he currently can't find the unsealed warrant in federal court records in FL.

I can't believe Trump was undone by a picture of a toilet. loving President bEatmasterJ, ladies and gentlemen!

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

MrMojok posted:

Yeah. But this is really the way DOJ is always supposed to work. I don’t mean that to sound snarky, it really is.

Normally doesn't it do that pretty well too? I mean, I haven't always paid close attention, but it usually seems the state of FBI activities is only known to the public by overt public actions, and rumored stuff is usually "death penalty is being considered for Steve Bannon" level of tabloid wishcasting or else just blind guessing. While there are exceptions, slow and quiet seems the norm for federal criminal investigation and has been for years, for all that our internet-poisoned brains demand instant gratification.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I remember during the Mueller investigation there would be a new FBI raid seemingly every week on some Trump stooge like Manafort or Stone and they would just come out of nowhere it's not like they were announced beforehand. I'm pretty sure that's normal operating procedure for the DOJ.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1556781061123805189?s=20&t=BeGrYs8mTcDK13Y5Hs6PwA

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
I hope his new Hitler toupee holds up to all the stress.
https://twitter.com/FrozenFingers1/status/1556336719472893952

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

nine-gear crow posted:

I'm gonna LOL so hard if this was a raid for some other completely unrelated crime that the FBI was and the DOJ was working on nailing Trump for and has nothing to do with J6.

tbf there's like 25 different things this could be about

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Even if it’s specifically about the mishandling of classified info, that’s no trivial thing because—-


https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1556790714612203521?s=21&t=UuPHMLE5AtxpF69nJm3Knw

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
It doesn't have to be for a single crime and they likely had reason to believe that the evidence was not only present, but likely to be destroyed or not produced in a subpoena.

So it's absolutely about something we don't know about yet.

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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"Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both."
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2071#:~:text=Whoever%20willfully%20and%20unlawfully%20conceals,United%20States%2C%20or%20in%20any

Huh, I was wrong. There are methods other than treason and impeachment to forbid a person from holding public office.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

It doesn't have to be for a single crime and they likely had reason to believe that the evidence was not only present, but likely to be destroyed or not produced in a subpoena.

So it's absolutely about something we don't know about yet.

I'm gonna cum

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Relevant:

https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788136507805697?s=21&t=UuPHMLE5AtxpF69nJm3Knw

https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788138135228425?s=21&t=UuPHMLE5AtxpF69nJm3Knw

https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788139636801537?s=21&t=UuPHMLE5AtxpF69nJm3Knw

https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788199678218243?s=21&t=UuPHMLE5AtxpF69nJm3Knw

https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788352975880192?s=21&t=UuPHMLE5AtxpF69nJm3Knw


e: Trump not only appointed this FBI director, but apparently the federal judge who signed this warrant

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Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Well that's gonna fuel betrayal and deep state rage posting.

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