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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Posting ITT just to have a neat compilation of atma threads.

Adventures of satan: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3581840
Hey, it's bob: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3591722
Endtimes: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3608584
M370: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3625112
Bendyman: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3646677
IS: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3664216
1848: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3735669
Corona: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3918458

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Paladinus posted:

Arf, what the hell is that red text, lol? Please, reply in a year.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3846780&userid=179334&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post524598129

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

that's a good bit tbh.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Arf's knack for simple and harmless bits that invoke impossible rage and inadvertently expose the darkness in the hearts of men is honestly kind of incredible at this point.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Arivia posted:

summoning salt is really good and you should watch it

No, thank you.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I like watching speedruns but I tried watching Summoning Salt and it was boring as sin. Farewell

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Empty Sandwich posted:

took a look at the first one and got a combo. here's their perma:

next post after that one didn't address the dog situation but was by facetoucher cat. here's their perma in a different thread:

on the first linked page stunt_enby made a sarcastic reply to the cowofwar's zest for dog-killing. they got permaed in a different thread for doxxing someone during an April 2021 relitigation of the troubles.

There's a third guy who posts in that thread on a recurring basis whose bit for years has been hating dogs and wishing for dog death. Idk why they all started concentrating in one thread like that but it's sure strange.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

summoning salt is fine but really repetitive. needs to shake up his format. if ur interested in videos about speedrunning i super recommend OneShortEye instead, they're all fantastic to watch (for everyone except arf, natch)

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
There’s a poster I’ve never heard of by the name of “Ladd” who has apparently been self-banning since 2007 like, an impressive number of times. The most recent was today which I guess violates the 1 year rule but this person’s strange pattern of self-banning goes back well over a decade and the kicker is, I don’t they’ve ever been probed or banned for anything like else.

Oh and they have less than 300 total posts on the forums.

E: 13 banmes since 2007 registered in 2004 and confirmed that they have never been probed or banned for anything else.

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Aug 8, 2022

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

i liked watching hl1 speedruns and thats about it goodbye

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

that autobanning reminds me of the time right after “the troubles” when the eternal rage elementals looked at every minute thing to get very angry and pearl-clutchy about, like ADTRW’s name, emoticons etc, and threw a giant hissyfit in QCS over the “a whore of a thread!” line in autobans

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Wasn't there a speedrunning thread in games 3 or 4 years ago where some weirdo copped a ban for posting Splatoon porn or something similar? It was something with Nintendo characters.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crowetron posted:

Wasn't there a speedrunning thread in games 3 or 4 years ago where some weirdo copped a ban for posting Splatoon porn or something similar? It was something with Nintendo characters.

ADGQ, I think. Lots of people got banned for posting squid kid porn, and they declared the mods transphobes for doing so.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ulvir posted:

that autobanning reminds me of the time right after “the troubles” when the eternal rage elementals looked at every minute thing to get very angry and pearl-clutchy about, like ADTRW’s name, emoticons etc, and threw a giant hissyfit in QCS over the “a whore of a thread!” line in autobans

That was also the one where someone made a thread called "get rid of The Firing Range and Goons in Platoons" and the end result was the admins renaming them to Tender Friendly Rambos and The Internet VFW respectively and calling it done

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

ADGQ, I think. Lots of people got banned for posting squid kid porn, and they declared the mods transphobes for doing so.

Of course it wasn't just one weirdo.


lol

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Hey what does ADTRW actually mean that people would be bothered by it?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Crowetron posted:

Wasn't there a speedrunning thread in games 3 or 4 years ago where some weirdo copped a ban for posting Splatoon porn or something similar? It was something with Nintendo characters.

follow the money. the closure of the gdq thread led to the closure of fyad as retaliation. it's all in the numbers. Number one: That's terror.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

Hey what does ADTRW actually mean that people would be bothered by it?

anime death tentacle rape whorehouse was its initial name

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
the great race space used to be negrotown (iirc this was lowtax giving them the name and them having to politely ask for anything else, lol). the poker channel used to be "poker in the rear", and the gas chamber is technically called the fart house or some other stupid bullshit no one uses. oh, and batman's shameful secret, which was robin.

most of these changes happened all at once when people went bonkers

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

lol what a shame "tender friendly rambos" didn't stick

2nd level spells
Apr 3, 2022
Change the name of the gas chamber back.

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
the bss change is v recent bc of the existence of a bisexual super son in comics rn

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
there's no way that's all of them, that's just the name changes (for the otherwise static named) forums i could think of

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

2nd level spells posted:

Change the name of the gas chamber back.

This, but also the new name didn't stick at all. Just as CoolCab can't remember the new name, neither can I. It is, and always will be, the Gas Chamber.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Peachfart posted:

This, but also the new name didn't stick at all. Just as CoolCab can't remember the new name, neither can I. It is, and always will be, the Gas Chamber.

true story: after my post i went to check to make sure it wasn't "the fart house"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
When the admins and astral still call it "the gas chamber" you know the renaming was a failure

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

how bout a different GC: the Gomedy Coldmine

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

CoolCab posted:

true story: after my post i went to check to make sure it wasn't "the fart house"

It's not called "the fart house?"

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

ArfJason posted:

anime death tentacle rape whorehouse was its initial name

honestly thought it was warehouse so tyfys

2nd level spells
Apr 3, 2022
hell, I'd prefer the fart house to the current name

2nd level spells fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 9, 2022

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

2nd level spells posted:

hell, I'd prefer the fart house to the current name

https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Stinking_Cloud

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

ADGQ, I think. Lots of people got banned for posting squid kid porn, and they declared the mods transphobes for doing so.

Never forget

Endorph posted:

im going to take the controversial stance that art of kazooie's cloaca isnt critical queer representation

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Endorph was so brave for posting that

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
God dammit why can’t goons just not be gross? It’s not that loving hard.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I remember the first guy I ever really hated on these forums got exposed for running a booru dedicated to their fetish for loving lesbians straight and got a prompt perma.

He got exposed because he used the same username on both sites.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


wtf is a booru

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Snow Cone Capone posted:

wtf is a booru

It's a site where people just post every image related to theme.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Roth posted:

I remember the first guy I ever really hated on these forums got exposed for running a booru dedicated to their fetish for loving lesbians straight and got a prompt perma.

He got exposed because he used the same username on both sites.

"Guy who uses the same name on every site, whether it's a Twitter account or a hardcore sex-crimey fetish site" is one of my favorite types of internet idiots, especially when it's plausibly derived from a real name and/or completely unique and Google-able.

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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
of that whole AGDQ saga, the part i remember most is satansbestbuddy, who was clocked with a three-day probe, week probe, month probe, ban, and permaban all within 34 minutes

i don't think any other poster has ever hit Bingo quite like that

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