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This is the thread for talking about dimly-remembered goon sagas! Here are some old versions of this thread: SA's Greatest Sagas: careful that's a load-bearing slur "You know who can help with this? The pig balls website." PYF SA Sagas: gently caress you, it is January! QCS can we have a saga thread, thread These threads have been uh contentious in the past, so here are the rules: 1) Goon sagas are typically those pre-2022 but we are going to allow some discussion of goon drama as long as it's reasonable and doesn't involve people going out of the way to poo poo on those involved, and not cause any kind of dumb/cringe interforums war. To quote Bird: LITERALLY A BIRD posted:There is a difference between Sagas and drama. The two are often intertwined, but for the purposes of this thread we'll define Sagas as tales or events that people outside of Something Awful, perhaps outside the internet all together (they exist??) would find fun, funny, or otherwise interesting and noteworthy. Drama is when the event in question is doing little but causing a lot of people sadness, frustration, or harm. 2) If you have something you are mad about, or something you think really sucks about the forums right now, please PM a mod or PM/email an admin. The Saddest Rhino is the mod and some plague rats is the IK to go to if you have questions about this thread. 3) Don't be gross, creepy, or an rear end in a top hat. Global forum and PYF rules apply. "Honey Trap Queen" posted:I think you missed people mocking km personally, despite her wild amount of honesty and candidness.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:45 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 20:16 |
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Cope
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:47 |
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first post!!!!!!!! E: gently caress!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:49 |
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Third post
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:49 |
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Hello.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:52 |
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I often think about the archived thread about someone in GBS finding poop on the roof and immediately claiming it is an elaborate ploy by a burglar to distract the OP and then sneak inside the house to rob the place, to which the OP then grabbed a gun and systematically destroyed every door in the home, astounded there was no intruder.topher2915 posted:Last night about nine p.m. I was sitting on my back porch having a beer and a cigarette. I stepped inside to talk to my wife, grabbed a beer and headed back outside. I immediately noticed a puddle that had formed on my deck while I was inside. I thought it was odd, and mentioned it to my wife. She came out, looked at it and determined it (by smell) to be piss. I grabbed a flashlight and hopped on a chair to see what the deal was, as we could see that it was dripping from the roof.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:53 |
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Can anyone recap sad printer toting goon saga? It’s been a while and that’s a classic.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:53 |
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pog boyfriend posted:first post!!!!!!!! The saga of pog boyfriend strutting into the thread and tumbling comically into the orchestra pit landing directly in a tuba with legs sticking out
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:53 |
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I posted this one in QCS right before this thread was made. Goon tries to scam others to the tune of 10K for 'kitchen appliances. Synthetic Dreams posted:"Those cats in fancy dress are beautiful.. This person sadly fell for that user's earlier scam, literally going without food for a couple days. 50s girl groupon posted:I sent them the last couple bucks I had a while back because they said they were rationing insulin and couldn’t afford more. I’ve seen at least a dozen stories about people who were a few dollars short of paying for their insulin and dying for it, so it scared me for them. I can go without food a couple days if it means someone doesn’t die because American healthcare is hosed.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:56 |
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StrixNebulosa posted:Can anyone recap sad printer toting goon saga? It’s been a while and that’s a classic. Why am I such a complete, submissive gently caress? borky posted:A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:58 |
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That's the good stuff
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:01 |
Here for this
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:07 |
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Lmao nice thread
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:12 |
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Love reading this every now and then.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:20 |
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A true classic.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:24 |
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Such a classic that I've seen it referenced a couple times in places with no connection to this website.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:28 |
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I have been summoned
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:31 |
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Some of the more iconic phrases that have been typed on these forums. 9/11 live post reactions http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/wtc03.html quote:WATCH BUSH START A loving WAR Ruddha's horse posts Ruddha posted:Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died The dogfucker Morally Inept posted:It gets worse than this....lets just say that Buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no limits. I try to avoid that memory at all costs. Explaining means support Fister Roboto posted:And yes, for the record, explaining the process of an unjust system can be seen as tacit support for that injustice. Discuss that instead of probating people. The load bearing slur Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Lowtax change it so that unregistered users can't list forums in the panel. Some piece of logic in the code decided that not being able to list forums means it should show the banned page. The banned page shows your username - it'd say something like "CONGRATULATIONS fishmech!!!". However, logged in users do not have a username, and get set to a default one. Thanks to literally radium, this default was "Unregistered human being". Parents were Charles Manson wet butt posted:was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think The air force intel officer post OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them. the riddick morning ritual graey alien posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng the permabanned user from fyad LulzGuy88 posted:im permabanned poster ****** stomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "****** balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside ****** assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:42 |
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Parents were both Charles Manson (long story)
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 23:45 |
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Always lose it at having the word homo instead of a mouth
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:02 |
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Yay Glad this thread is back and thank you mods in advance
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:13 |
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Someone find me the Skyrim Irish wolfhound Scottish deerhound meltdown please
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:14 |
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God I love me some sagas
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:19 |
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Spinz posted:Yay
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:22 |
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some old threads Proudlegion’s ignore list breaks the forums - some guy who only posted in Coupons managed to ignore so many people that it broke the forums Did you hide your boner? - rahum posted:
the p-p-p-powerbook thread - sending a hilariously fake laptop to an eBay scammer heating basement pool, all the pics are dead so I highly recommend looking at the archive.org version
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:32 |
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cant wait to see the epic sagas gamers
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:39 |
How does this website still surprise me
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:43 |
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sebmojo posted:The Saddest Rhino and Roth are the mods to go to if you have questions about this thread. My condolences, these threads are never not terrible.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:56 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:My condolences, these threads are never not terrible. They're fine when iks do what they're supposed to
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 00:59 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:My condolences, these threads are never not terrible. I wonder why that is *Looks at list of forum IKs* I guess we’ll never know
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:03 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:They're fine when iks do what they're supposed to Pablo Nergigante posted:I wonder why that is *Looks at list of forum IKs* I guess we’ll never know lol
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:07 |
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I don't have a link to the original thread but Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes is a favorite of mine. Loooogan posted:Somewhere between 1992-1995, I would say, I remember a commercial of Hulk Hogan advertising a certain pair of shoes. Inside the sole there was a drawer-like compartment in which one was supposed to keep small pieces of meat such as beef jerky or ham. This meat would be kept warm while they walked. T. Finn posted:You are out of your loving mind.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:13 |
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Gubbinal Girl posted:I don't have a link to the original thread but Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes is a favorite of mine. i went looking and the original thread is here, but there’s not a lot to it beyond the shoes
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:22 |
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Jose posted:Someone find me the Skyrim Irish wolfhound Scottish deerhound meltdown please please. I spent a while searching for it and found nothing so now I'm invested.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:31 |
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When Kiwifarms was trying to doxx ZDR and ended up doxxing the goetse manLITERALLY A BIRD posted:I wish I had saved more of the zdr doxx reactions. they were really proud of themselves.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:42 |
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Forum search wasn't working out but I saw that someone reposted this very pic on reddit Turns out there was a debate on the topic over there, too
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 01:48 |
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thank you!!
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Gubbinal Girl posted:I don't have a link to the original thread but Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes is a favorite of mine.
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