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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Morter posted:

Mark Bankston interviewed on The Young Turks. Live as I post!

Edit: Dick pics confirmed!!!

Joined the show just as they talked about the dick pics and nude photos of his wife!!!

The nude photo of his wife that was sent to RODGER STONE!!!!

Edit: mark also confirmed anything "newsworthy" will be released publicly, but they will keep anything exclusively personal, i.e. stuff about Alex's kids, private.

KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Aug 9, 2022

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Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Unsurprising but also throws Alex’s whole “what phone. I don’t text. What’s an email?” Routine soundly in the garbage.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Hell yeah, Dan & Knowledge Fight got a shoutout on TYT.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Alex Jones feet pics here we come.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/TheYoungTurks/status/1556793970855776256

https://twitter.com/TheYoungTurks/status/1556793344713363456

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Morter posted:

Hell yeah, Dan & Knowledge Fight got a shoutout on TYT.

lol "Dan and his team were monitoring Infowars and sending us updates in real time"

also a shout out to all the policy wonks out there.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
15% of a joke with nowhere to go: Perry Como moment.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
The best case scenario is that Alex Jones and Roger Stone engaged in swingerism together and there are phone records, which is troubling to visualize. The other scenarios are worse.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

Jones was sending out nudes of his wife. I'm phone posting so maybe someone else can find a better source if needed.

https://youtu.be/bFSjXUPAjmQ

if you think i'm clicking that link you're out of your goddamned mind

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

GreyjoyBastard posted:

The best case scenario is that Alex Jones and Roger Stone engaged in swingerism together and there are phone records, which is troubling to visualize. The other scenarios are worse.

This seems weirdly likely and gross.

wit
Jul 26, 2011

GreyjoyBastard posted:

The best case scenario is that Alex Jones and Roger Stone engaged in swingerism together and there are phone records, which is troubling to visualize. The other scenarios are worse.

The only reason you show someone who looks like and dresses like and acts like Roger Stone a photo of a woman is if you want him to kidnap them and tie them to railway tracks.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


wit posted:

The only reason you show someone who looks like and dresses like and acts like Roger Stone a photo of a woman is if you want him to kidnap them and tie them to railway tracks.

Roger Stone cast the situation in a different light:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1555680054868414465

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Xenocides posted:

Roger Stone cast the situation in a different light:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1555680054868414465

"I hope to god your loving idiot lawyer doesn't leak a hard drive with all our messages because god-drat that's a hot naked wife you have there Alex Jones. Amen."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Xenocides posted:

Roger Stone cast the situation in a different light:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1555680054868414465

"Dear God, your wife has such great tits"

"Oh Jesus, look at that rear end."

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Xenocides posted:

Roger Stone cast the situation in a different light:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1555680054868414465

Lol yeah I'm sure Roger stone prays all the time

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

crystal charging is, for some, a religious experience

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I'm sorry I don't pray that way

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I'm sorry I don't pray that way

Prude!

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
He calls it 'rock polishing' :heysexy:

wit
Jul 26, 2011
The picture painted by Mark Bankston in the TYT interview is that Jones is the guy who constantly talks about all his friends but none of them actually know him at all other that that guy they maybe said hello to once. The only "name" he seems to be in regular contact of any kind with is being paid in naked photos of his wife for his company.

Also I think Mark would waive all his legal fees in a heartbeat if he was allowed to cut off an ear or alex jones' nose as a trophy for payment, because goddamn you can see it dancing in his eyes every time he fucks jones in some way, There Will Be Blood levels of maniacal stuff just bubbling under the surface. He'll start throwing bowling pins at him in court one of these days, mark my words.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Morter posted:

Mark Bankston interviewed on The Young Turks. Live as I post!

Edit: Dick pics confirmed!!!

Content starts at 2:10

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

wit posted:

The picture painted by Mark Bankston in the TYT interview is that Jones is the guy who constantly talks about all his friends but none of them actually know him at all other that that guy they maybe said hello to once. The only "name" he seems to be in regular contact of any kind with is being paid in naked photos of his wife for his company.

Yeah, it's pretty much a running theme that anyone of significant influence has either divested themselves or kept Alex at arm's length for a while (Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, etc.). The only people willing to be with him enough are smaller fish like his employees, Roger Stone, Mike Lindell, Stewart Rhodes, and other miscellaneous Three Percenters and Proud Boys.

The picture of his ex-wife, though, is awful (assuming it wasn't consensual as Mark said).

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



See this whole nudes and dick pics development has left me with a terrible piece of psychological horror.

You ever read Lovecraft or that bit in The Gunslinger with the cursed woman? It’s like that. I don’t want to see these pics. I know that my life will be worse in every way if I look at them. They are clearly terrible and not meant for my eyes.

Except I know it’s not a question of if I’m going to see them, it’s a question of when. Between my own self-loathing curiosity and the nature of the internet, sooner or later my time will come and I’m gonna see something I don’t wanna see. I only get to decide between trying to hide and failing or just getting it over with.

Alex Jones’ sexts have filled me with eldritch dread.

Hurray.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

what's the thread policy on hornyposting

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020

mojo1701a posted:

The picture of his ex-wife, though, is awful (assuming it wasn't consensual as Mark said).

Was it his ex-wife? Everywhere I read they talk about it being is current wife. And when I say everywhere I mean twitter.

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Confusedslight posted:

Was it his ex-wife? Everywhere I read they talk about it being is current wife. And when I say everywhere I mean twitter.

Yeah I've heard current wife, though she's had legal issues with him too.
e: yeah "An intimate photo of his wife [current]". Its not the ex, that'd immediately fall under some kind of revenge porn laws or something. Although if sending cyril sneer photos of you to wank over isn't grounds for divorce I dunno what is.

wit fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Aug 9, 2022

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

oh god dammit. loving gross. Remember when I said last week "HEY MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT SORT OF TEXTS STONE AND JONES WERE SWAPPING"?

wit
Jul 26, 2011
What if Alex Jones' dick pics led them to Roger Stone's phone which had dick pics of all the alt right and were sent to Trump which is why Trump was raided by the feds today?

Its not a real theory, I'm just workshopping my new screenplay, The Da Vinci Chode.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m sure my wife would consider it an honor to have someone of the caliber of Roger Stone look at her titties.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



wit posted:

What if Alex Jones' dick pics led them to Roger Stone's phone which had dick pics of all the alt right and were sent to Trump which is why Trump was raided by the feds today?

Its not a real theory, I'm just workshopping my new screenplay, The Da Vinci Chode.

Hundreds of dick pics from Nick Fuentes.

All marked unread.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

bird with big dick posted:

I’m sure my wife would consider it an honor to have someone of the caliber of Roger Stone look at her titties.

Do you really hate your wife that much?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

wit posted:

Although if sending cyril sneer photos of you to wank over isn't grounds for divorce I dunno what is.

Lol

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

bird with big dick posted:

I’m sure my wife would consider it an honor to have someone of the caliber of Roger Stone look at her titties.

Only if he did the cartoon wolf "awooga' with his eyes, since he's wearing a fitting suit.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

wit posted:

What if Alex Jones' dick pics led them to Roger Stone's phone which had dick pics of all the alt right and were sent to Trump which is why Trump was raided by the feds today?

Its not a real theory, I'm just workshopping my new screenplay, The Da Vinci Chode.

Tom Hanks plays a renowned chodologist called in to investigate when a Catholic priest is murdered and pictures of his weird hosed-up dick are leaked on the internet

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Nice Van My Man posted:

The part about Loose Change that never made sense to me is that I thought Bush wanted to go to war with Iraq and already being at war with Afghanistan didn't really seem to be much of a help with that. It just seemed bizarre to have an intricate, secretive and very risky plan to create a casus belli to invade Afghanistan, then a few years later go "gently caress it, we're invading Iraq now because we think they might have weapons or something" and not even scare up anything better than blurry truck photos. For all the effort they went to with 9/11 they could have planted some nukes in Saddam's pockets or something.

There's a few reasons why Afghanistan was a region of interest to the CIA and MIC

1) location in central Asia for putting bases near China, Russia, Iran.
2) believed at the time to have good potential for large oil reserves
3) relatively under-explored for other minerals due to wars

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Alex Jones and Roger Stone Eiffel Towering the Kent State Pants making GBS threads Gun Girl, with follow up texts saying she doesn't know who the father is.

:holymoley:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

FilthyImp posted:

Alex Jones and Roger Stone Eiffel Towering the Kent State Pants making GBS threads Gun Girl, with follow up texts saying she doesn't know who the father is.

:holymoley:

no

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

what's the thread policy on hornyposting

are you roger stone

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Excuse me while I imagine some people I claim to dislike having wild, adventurous sex like the soggy libertines they must assuredly be

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