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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

wit posted:

I'm mad I was the center-piece of Alex and an elderly man's jerkoff party, but not like $270 million mad.

I thought you loved that surprise birthday party I threw for you. 😿

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah it shouldn't surprise anyone but both his current and ex wife are not good people. KF doesn't get into it much because Dan decided private life is off limits (except occasionally when it's important, like when Alex was having his son on the show). His ex wife was a huge part of running Infowars for years and made plenty of money so she sucks.

Oh yes, former and current wives, yknow, married loving alex jones. Skewer the hell out of them for that stunning life choice, just don’t be a fuckface while doing it.

I cannot imagine being with someone like that regardless of politics. There’s extroverted, cool, but he is bombastic.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

teen witch posted:

Anyone who speaks German can’t be a bad man

Endlich sagts mal jemand.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah it shouldn't surprise anyone but both his current and ex wife are not good people. KF doesn't get into it much because Dan decided private life is off limits (except occasionally when it's important, like when Alex was having his son on the show). His ex wife was a huge part of running Infowars for years and made plenty of money so she sucks.

I think Behind the Bastards brought up his ex-wife in one of the Alex Jones episodes and made it clear that while she was the more sympathetic party in the divorce -- owing to the fact that she was not asking for money, but trying to keep the children away from Jones for fear of indoctrinating them, like including his son on InfoWars -- she is not exactly a good person, either.

Obviously, I don't know specifics because it's personal info.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

teen witch posted:

Oh yes, former and current wives, yknow, married loving alex jones. Skewer the hell out of them for that stunning life choice, just don’t be a fuckface while doing it.

I cannot imagine being with someone like that regardless of politics. There’s extroverted, cool, but he is bombastic.

The Sandy Hook stuff doesn't even really touch politics. It's just looney conspiracy theory bullshit. He's just an abusive, horrible person and if his trial accomplished anything, it really drove the point home that his "bombastic" Infowars-schtick persona and Alex Jones the everyday guy are one and the same. He attempted to sell his Japanese boner pills while on the stand testifying about why he shouldn't have to pay grieving families for sending his army of morons to threaten and harass them.

gently caress Alex Jones and anyone who willingly associates with him. His wife absolutely doesn't deserve to have her nudes sent to Roger Stone (even typing that makes my skin crawl) but she also probably shouldn't be surprised Alex Jones would do something like that because he's human garbage.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
also cults, grifters, and mob bosses hire family for a reason. i remember his father was "head of hr" for awhile, his son is sometimes on

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Frank Frank posted:

The Sandy Hook stuff doesn't even really touch politics. It's just looney conspiracy theory bullshit. He's just an abusive, horrible person and if his trial accomplished anything, it really drove the point home that his "bombastic" Infowars-schtick persona and Alex Jones the everyday guy are one and the same. He attempted to sell his Japanese boner pills while on the stand testifying about why he shouldn't have to pay grieving families for sending his army of morons to threaten and harass them.

gently caress Alex Jones and anyone who willingly associates with him. His wife absolutely doesn't deserve to have her nudes sent to Roger Stone (even typing that makes my skin crawl) but she also probably shouldn't be surprised Alex Jones would do something like that because he's human garbage.

I'll say it touches politics because one of the primary facets of declaring all of these events as "false flag attacks" is that there's always an ulterior motive. Used to be generic conspiracy theory poo poo, but it's now morphed into "it's going to be used by Democrats to take our guns!"

Troubadour
Mar 1, 2001
Forum Veteran

mojo1701a posted:

I'll say it touches politics because one of the primary facets of declaring all of these events as "false flag attacks" is that there's always an ulterior motive. Used to be generic conspiracy theory poo poo, but it's now morphed into "it's going to be used by Democrats to take our guns!"

I think you bring up a really important point. Yes, for Jones, this whole thing was a cynical campaign to prevent gun legislation. BUT!

I know a fair bit of conspiracy people personally and professionally. I make no secret of where I stand, but I also try to understand where they're coming from. And I think one of the really insidious ways that conspiracy theories affect people is it trains them to always disbelieve the obvious explanation for things.

9/11 was an inside job and antivaxx stuff is just the thin end of the wedge for more mundane conspiratorial thinking.

Democrats don't want to protect everyone's civil rights. They want to lock up and cancel white people.

Liberals don't want to expand people's health care options. They want to raise taxes for everyone so that their supporters can have jobs while making everyone else poorer.

Trudeau isn't trying to stop a bunch of white nationalists from blocking commerce between the US and Canada. He wants a back door way to stifle dissent. Soon he will come for you!

And on and on until :suicide:

These people will generally agree with everything I argue on improving people's material conditions, but good luck getting them to ever vote for that over culture war poo poo!

wit
Jul 26, 2011

mojo1701a posted:

I'll say it touches politics because one of the primary facets of declaring all of these events as "false flag attacks" is that there's always an ulterior motive. Used to be generic conspiracy theory poo poo, but it's now morphed into "it's going to be used by Democrats to take our guns!"

Yeah calling mass shootings fake is 1000% political. Its not a right wing opinion its a right wing thought terminating tactic. Every time there's a massacre caused by ridiculous weapons being easily in the reach of lunatics it brings up questions of gun control. The NRA's entire strength is saying absolutely loving not to anything like that and no other stance. So when the issue arises you have to shout louder than the other side "THEY DID IT NOT GUNS" and in a post truth world that poo poo works.

This is where people get confused about fuckheads like Alex Jones. Maybe the first time they tried the whole "false flag" thing they were winging it, but now its written into the playbook. There's nothing zany about it at all.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

wit posted:

This is where people get confused about fuckheads like Alex Jones. Maybe the first time they tried the whole "false flag" thing they were winging it, but now its written into the playbook. There's nothing zany about it at all.

You can hear it in his voice whenever he talks about Uvalde. Repeating to himself "Don't say it was a false flag. Don't say it was a false flag" because of the lawsuits.


Troubadour posted:

These people will generally agree with everything I argue on improving people's material conditions, but good luck getting them to ever vote for that over culture war poo poo!

It'd be a lot easier if there wasn't a kernel of truth to talking about how corrupt government is or whatever. Yes, you can't trust a government and yes, you can't trust the powerful. The answer isn't therefore to stockpile guns and threaten to blow up libraries over hosting drag queens, but to realize that in a capitalistic system there is ample incentive to rule on behalf of the wealthy and that a democracy is a stopgap against that.

Oddly, there was a KF episode where they went over someone calling into IW back in 2003 saying what "the liberals believe." Alex actually mentioned that they're right about a lot of the issues, but then they go off into completely looney-tunes responses or something.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

mojo1701a posted:

You can hear it in his voice whenever he talks about Uvalde. Repeating to himself "Don't say it was a false flag. Don't say it was a false flag" because of the lawsuits.
Or just as likely, have a very angry fellow Texan whose kid died shoot him.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

SubponticatePoster posted:

Or just as likely, have a very angry fellow Texan whose kid died shoot him.

False Flag Alex Jones never existed.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

teen witch posted:

Oh yes, former and current wives, yknow, married loving alex jones. Skewer the hell out of them for that stunning life choice, just don’t be a fuckface while doing it.

I cannot imagine being with someone like that regardless of politics. There’s extroverted, cool, but he is bombastic.

Yeah, but man, can you imagine the sinking dread coming from deciding you want to separate from him and realizing what that entails?

That's terrifying, IMO. Did she willingly put herself there? Yeah. But still - nightmare fuel.

DJ_Mindboggler
Nov 21, 2013

mojo1701a posted:

You can hear it in his voice whenever he talks about Uvalde. Repeating to himself "Don't say it was a false flag. Don't say it was a false flag" because of the lawsuits.

It'd be a lot easier if there wasn't a kernel of truth to talking about how corrupt government is or whatever. Yes, you can't trust a government and yes, you can't trust the powerful. The answer isn't therefore to stockpile guns and threaten to blow up libraries over hosting drag queens, but to realize that in a capitalistic system there is ample incentive to rule on behalf of the wealthy and that a democracy is a stopgap against that.

Oddly, there was a KF episode where they went over someone calling into IW back in 2003 saying what "the liberals believe." Alex actually mentioned that they're right about a lot of the issues, but then they go off into completely looney-tunes responses or something.

There's a reason anti-semitism is called the socialism of fools. Diagnosing a disease and prescribing a cure are often sadly two different things, and the former is way easier than the latter for most people.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Ech

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Yeah, but man, can you imagine the sinking dread coming from deciding you want to separate from him and realizing what that entails?

That's terrifying, IMO. Did she willingly put herself there? Yeah. But still - nightmare fuel.

Grabbing a chunk of the money before it's gone instead of being dragged down into poverty with him?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




teen witch posted:

Oh yes, former and current wives, yknow, married loving alex jones. Skewer the hell out of them for that stunning life choice, just don’t be a fuckface while doing it.

I cannot imagine being with someone like that regardless of politics. There’s extroverted, cool, but he is bombastic.

The first wife at least married young hot Alex Jones. Who the hell marries him once he gets fat and red?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Facebook Aunt posted:

The first wife at least married young hot Alex Jones. Who the hell marries him once he gets fat and red?

He makes her laugh.

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe
Maybe the current wife's statement about having more serious things alludes to her being used for money transfer/hiding? I wouldn't doubt that there's been some digging and her name is on things she wouldn't have expressly known about.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

Who the hell marries him once he gets fat and red?

I mean, his power level is garbage but I'm sure someone's into it.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
man imagine the timeline where Krillian's theory of "wait wait, Buu is thicc because that powerlevel needs to be thicc, therefor Goktenks is thicc " is actual correct.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
Goons, how long do we have to wait until someone leaks what is apparently a TROVE of Alex's dick pics? It appears his phone had a ton dick photos, and I'm keen to judge the man based on his benis.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m a few pages behind, are the AJ pener pics posted in the thread or do I have to ask for them via PM?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'm just waiting for the 300gb torrent to leak

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Hey y'all just got back from a backpacking trip and have been out of cell range the last several days. What's going on in he- :stare:

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Hopefully the only way those pics get out there is if Jones ends up so far in the hole after all this that he has to start a Jonelyfans

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Stop sending anyone Roger Stone's nudes

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Many, many interns will have access to the dick pics and thus opportunity to post them. It's just a matter of time

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Upsidads posted:

Stop sending anyone Roger Stone's nudes

Fine but I'm not going to stop sending Roger Stone nudes

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Sentient Data posted:

I'm just waiting for the 300gb torrent to leak

Downloaded it. The entire 300GB is just one 90'000 megapixel alex jones dick pic.

It was obviously done during the golden hour so lighting in the shots really quite good TBH.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Please stone Roger's nudes

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
AJ's lawyer accidentally sent me the nudes but I have to wait 10 days before posting them itt

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I hope I don’t see pictures of Jones rogering anyone while I’m stoned

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


The Ring rules, same result

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Upsidads posted:

The Ring rules, same result

Wait so they're pictures of his butthole

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Sentient Data posted:

I'm just waiting for the 300gb torrent to leak

As funny as it would be to have the entirety of the phone leak to the public in my head it seems like that would make it not usable as evidence? Or would have negative consequences for future plaintiffs

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I don't think that tracks or people would be intentionally leaking my_crimes.txt to make them impermissible, no?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Obviously don’t leak someone’s nudes or private info. We will never get the entirety, but I think drips and drabs will come out

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

teen witch posted:

Obviously don’t leak someone’s nudes or private info. We will never get the entirety, but I think drips and drabs will come out

If your nudes are leaking drips then you should see a doctor.

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Nenonen posted:

If your nudes are leaking drips then you should see a doctor.

Not if they’re paying extra for drip tier

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