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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


flavor.flv posted:

And somehow the mandatory cult membership isn't the weirdest thing about it

You can't just sit down and say you want avocado toast and a green tea, you have to say "today, I am peaceful and splendid"

it all reminds me of this upcoming movie, which looks wild and rad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAWZMssP3gM

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Inceltown posted:

Trains are also good because you can get sexy photos of you in a way that just isn't possible with a plane



nothin stopping you from doing that on a plane but you, mate

and maybe an air marshall i guess

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


flavor.flv posted:

And somehow the mandatory cult membership isn't the weirdest thing about it

You can't just sit down and say you want avocado toast and a green tea, you have to say "today, I am peaceful and splendid"



Today, I am ADDITIONS.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Stolen from another thread:

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

flavor.flv posted:

And somehow the mandatory cult membership isn't the weirdest thing about it

You can't just sit down and say you want avocado toast and a green tea, you have to say "today, I am peaceful and splendid"



I got moon moon

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
I AM HOLY CONTENT

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Deep Glove Bruno posted:

I AM HOLY CONTENT

you've been down exactly long enough in the midnight sea

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I am breakfast potatoes

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Stolen from another thread:

Clicked the tweet and read the follow-ups. Jesus has stats and the game explicitly tells the GM basically "it's a game: if the players get it into their heads they need to protect Jesus, or they kill him accidentally or intentionally it's fine. It's not real. Also don't invite people to game night and then use the game to proselytize at them that's a dick move. And oh by the way giants really existed." :psyduck:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/maestormade/status/1557125468423393283

Tesla autodrive murdered a child dummy in a test yesterday so the EDF has been activated



zoux has a new favorite as of 16:01 on Aug 10, 2022

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/maestormade/status/1557125468423393283

Tesla autodrive murdered a child dummy in a test yesterday so the EDF has been activated





this is insanely sociopathic

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yes. But also very funny.

"Honey, can we let a stranger from the internet drive a car real fast at our son. He swears it's safe. Well, he says he wants to prove a point."

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:cool:

https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1557361119928483840?s=20&t=AuONZCtFkvy1Ne-DonbuxA

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
man i grew up in the bay. i was as bay as you could get, like, i knew a chinese kid called funston. i was into turntablism. i have an e-40 lyric for every occasion. i even attempted to say "rogue" but didn't pull it off.

but I've been gone a while and what has that place turned into? jumping to volunteer your child for a child-murdering vehicle test to cape for the world's richest financier-who-pretends-he's-a-tech-guy? that cult raw food joint in berkeley? how'd we get from ampex and C-Bo to this?

e: i know, C-Bo is from Sacramento, sue me

Deep Glove Bruno has a new favorite as of 16:34 on Aug 10, 2022

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


DACK FAYDEN posted:

the best part of this tweet is that I learned about Joseph of Cupertino, patron saint of astronauts (because he levitated) and examinations (because he was very stupid) who is somehow not a joke

I think you're selling him short:

Patronage The City of Copertino and the City of Osimo, aviation, astronauts, mental handicaps, examinations, students

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





apatheticman posted:

I am breakfast potatoes

Hi breakfast potatoes, I'm dad

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ahaha

https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1557286378479570945

https://twitter.com/dril/status/873264183281889281?lang=en

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
You've got to click through on this one

https://twitter.com/PhilipProudfoot/status/1557035029183844354?s=20&t=snaGPvTI6vWOKlQHrK5Dag

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

lol yeah definitely emulate Lebanon

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

zoux posted:

lol yeah definitely emulate Lebanon

I'd maybe click through to see what the advice is.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1557232224986021888

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

SiKboy posted:

I'd maybe click through to see what the advice is.

Yeah I did. It didn't turn out great did it?

I should be more generous, I don't know if the guy is talking about the Lebanese civil war, the Cedar Revolution, the 2011 crisis, or the most recent, three-year long crisis that I'm sure will be the one that fixes Lebanese society.

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Aug 10, 2022

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

lol yeah definitely emulate Lebanon

If Lebanon was emulated then maybe someone could finally try save state on it.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Lobok posted:

If Lebanon was emulated then maybe someone could finally try save state on it.

Good lord

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Lobok posted:

If Lebanon was emulated then maybe someone could finally try save state on it.

Holy poo poo.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Lobok posted:

If Lebanon was emulated then maybe someone could finally try save state on it.

Empty quoting

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Lobok posted:

If Lebanon was emulated then maybe someone could finally try save state on it.

Lebanon "regime change" 100% WR by _Lang|_33Dude420_

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

ryonguy posted:

Lebanon "regime change" 100% WR by _Lang|_33Dude420_

playing without his [CIA] clan tag. shameful

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ForeverWILlN_/status/1557164026072911876?s=20&t=AuONZCtFkvy1Ne-DonbuxA

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Can't find the original post, but figured y'all would appreciate this:


Kenning posted:

Cafe Gratitude is insane, and if any non-Bay Area/LA goons aren't familiar:

:stare: :stare: I'm IN the Bay Area, and had no idea that place was creepy. There's a location in downtown Santa Cruz I've thought about checking out (the menu seemed hella douchey but I'm always down to try vegetarian food) but that now seems like a hard NOPE from me.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Oh drat, I have a friend in that Landmark thing and when she told me about it I was all "This sounds like a cult." She managed to convince me she wasn't going to drink any flavor-aid after about 30 minutes but now that I know more about it I'm not necessarily worried for my friend but it's like, drat yo.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Requiring people to attend Landmark seminars is absolutely discrimination based on religion , or at least ought to be.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/BarbotRobot/status/1557192467497328641

https://twitter.com/777jorgeivan/status/1557129985072439296

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1557178668660805633

https://twitter.com/SeanTheTerrible/status/1557149301167591424

https://twitter.com/BluHydrangea_/status/1557334348143132674

https://twitter.com/whotfisjovana/status/1557149689501327362

https://twitter.com/clhubes/status/1557135977449136129

https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1557115333332418561

https://twitter.com/mannmiami/status/1556754887081267206

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Aug 10, 2022

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://twitter.com/TeaTheDemon/status/1556866354627481600

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/_sn_n/status/1556847460160503813

Sonic Dude
May 6, 2009

zoux posted:

Tesla autodrive murdered a child dummy in a test yesterday so the EDF has been activated

I also saw somewhere that it wasn’t even actually turned on. It’s like turning on cruise control (which basically does nothing) but never setting a speed (which is the step that does something). You’d think that would be what the Muskcrowd would focus on, not “well you didn’t simulate the murder of the right kind of child.”

Well, no, I suppose this makes more sense for that particular demographic.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


I can’t believe the trans people did this.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/paynushaver/status/1557274055182393344?s=20&t=0wnOOrmoIhBAxbs5QeA1NA

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Sonic Dude posted:

I also saw somewhere that it wasn’t even actually turned on. It’s like turning on cruise control (which basically does nothing) but never setting a speed (which is the step that does something). You’d think that would be what the Muskcrowd would focus on, not “well you didn’t simulate the murder of the right kind of child.”

Well, no, I suppose this makes more sense for that particular demographic.

My Ford has a collision prevention system that looks for vehicles and pedestrians and applies emergency braking if it thinks it's about to hit something.

This is seperate from my cruise control and is always working even if I'm driving "manually".

If Tesla doesn't have anything that works to prevent collisions when Autopilot is off that's even worse.

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