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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

If the monster corbyn would have gained power there would be EV car dealerships on every corner

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1556951501670477825

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


Making a false statement about the police office charged with investigating fraud? Designed to make them look bad while gaining political capital.

Help me out here, what is the word for using false information to gain something?

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

He's a oval office, but political capital isn't real

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Part of the reason that British porn comes across oddly is because a lot of people see us as posh toffs in frills and suits with RP accents but then you watch British porn and it's a cockey lad named Gaz calling women birds and slags and loving some lass with a heavy Yorkshire accent using the word oval office enough to make the yanks wince.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It's like pantomime, we're all into it but it's incomprehensible to other countries.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Tesseraction posted:

and it's a cockey lad named Gaz calling women birds and slags and loving some lass with a heavy Yorkshire accent using the word oval office enough to make the yanks wince.

at least post the source, goddamn

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Isn't it basically every Fake Taxi?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

Isn't it basically every Fake Taxi?

Is that still going, with the price of fuel these days?

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
I think I've watched one actual british porno (poo poo like Confessions of a Window Cleaner doesn't count), and it was called something like "Chav Sluts", with the actors starting out in full tracksuit and burberry costume. They disrobed quickly, of course, but kept their burberry baseball caps on the entire time, which made the whole thing just look ridiculous rather than sexy.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

Is that still going, with the price of fuel these days?

Fake Replacement Bang Bus Service.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Or should I say Cervix

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Tesseraction posted:

Or should I say Cervix

You really shouldn't, but you did anyway.

1965917
Oct 4, 2005

Tesseraction posted:

Fake Replacement Bang Bus Service.

I laughed far to hard at this and now I'm getting weird looks from people

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
There's a transport-themed porn called Mind the Gap out there already though, right?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Supermarket checkout porn - Unexpected Item in the Shagging Area

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
you all were very naughty and tolerated a bunch of doomerism earlier and I saw that and oh boy I'm cross now and you know what that means



























things might be hosed up but shits still beautiful and if you really do think we are doomed your time is probably best spent enjoying what's left, trying to save it or at least getting some good ol' revenge imo

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
The academic hentai nonce previously published a notorious Swedish paedophile magazine in the 00s, which makes it pretty clear what the deal is here (not that it wasn't clear already).

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Has anyone here read that How To Blow Up a Pipeline book? Seems like it could provide more catharsis than other environmentalist books

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

1965917 posted:

I laughed far to hard at this and now I'm getting weird looks from people

:tipshat:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

Has anyone here read that How To Blow Up a Pipeline book? Seems like it could provide more catharsis than other environmentalist books

Nice try fenian but we're not falling for this cop-summoning google search.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

Nice try fenian but we're not falling for this cop-summoning google search.

Ah yeah, forgot about the dystopian thoughtcrime hellscape UK, where you can get done for buying the Anarchists Cookbook off Amazon

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
But not the bell curve, because it's important to protect ideas.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Which is ironic because one week I bought The Anarchist's Cookbook and Qu'ran while drunk just to see if anything would happen. Clearly the filth think I'm too much of a pussy to do terror. Either that or they were too busy pulling a Four Lions and harassing a devout Muslim who had no terrorist thoughts.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I don't think anyone has ever understood Britain as much as whoever came up with the 'bumpaddle' mag in Arrested Development. There is something uniquely grimy and ridiculous about UK porn.

while I was looking up hartlepool NPP yesterday I encountered an extremely british sentence on the wiki:

quote:

Because the construction of the station was given the go ahead, the National Coal Board were not able to get the CEGB behind the plans for a prototype fluidised bed combustion (FBC) coal station at Grimethorpe in Yorkshire. Because of this, the UK missed out on pioneering FBC technology, before it became internationally recognised as the best way of burning coal.[3]

Big shame that we never got the fluidized bed combustion coal plant in grimethorpe.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

DesperateDan posted:

you all were very naughty and tolerated a bunch of doomerism earlier and I saw that and oh boy I'm cross now and you know what that means



























things might be hosed up but shits still beautiful and if you really do think we are doomed your time is probably best spent enjoying what's left, trying to save it or at least getting some good ol' revenge imo

Lovely photos. Where roughly in this benighted isle are you?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

fookin artleypoooole? time to dust this off before taking sum parrah setter mol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_b4JHHbDE

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

fookin artleypoooole? time to dust this off before taking sum parrah setter mol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_b4JHHbDE

I managed to make the PYF horrible food thread go a bit mad over parmos the other week and it ended up with everyone watching a very stereotypical hartlepool couple making a tiktok about parmos.

I wonder if darren grimes is from grimethorpe

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He's from cunthorpe

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol

https://twitter.com/modernenaree/status/1557373307137261569?s=20&t=Bci_aVTqtc-mxmPMOl0riw

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
Just making a quick post about a new and awesome thing in my life, legally prescribed weed. Fuctifino posted about it a while ago and I had no idea such a thing existed in this dreary land, and now I'm due to get my first prescription posted to my door soon. Cool as hell, and gonna help me a lot with my joint pain and nausea that I get from EDS.
So if anyone sees this and hadn't heard of it before, and thinks they could benefit from medical cannabis, or already uses and wants to switch to the legal route like I've done, give it a try. I expected the application process to be slow and complex, but it was quite painless really. And Fuctifino is a good egg and helped me out a lot with getting started. Just ask in here I guess, there are multiple clinics I'm sure but I went with one called Sapphire.

Also thanks for posting that geordie fallout video, been giggling since

Deketh fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Aug 10, 2022

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Japanese tractor chat:

https://twitter.com/JAHeale/status/1557366177357340672

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I'm also on medical weed and it's great in itself as a treatment and nice being legally covered but the clinic/pharmacy couldn't find their arse with both hands and a map on a good day, and the sixty quid, two minute appointments with the doc make it seem like an absolute pill mill situation

I'm changing clinic over and hopefully that will help a bit




Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Lovely photos. Where roughly in this benighted isle are you?

Thanks :) -its in the eternal people's socialist republic of ganjastan (MML)

which is somewhere within the boundaries of essex

https://twitter.com/TheFiveAcres?t=tFm9uCH3pOJPtCE5ryuWSA&s=09

I post poo poo on twitter sometimes and theres my farm thread on this beautiful dead gay site too

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

DesperateDan posted:

you all were very naughty and tolerated a bunch of doomerism earlier and I saw that and oh boy I'm cross now and you know what that means

things might be hosed up but shits still beautiful and if you really do think we are doomed your time is probably best spent enjoying what's left, trying to save it or at least getting some good ol' revenge imo

Always great to see photos from you.

I was pleased to see my two largest sunflowers are forming drops of nectar and attracting honey bees and other insects now:



Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Deketh posted:

Also thanks for posting that geordie fallout video, been giggling since
Man, it hasn't even arrived yet!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Darth Walrus posted:

The academic hentai nonce previously published a notorious Swedish paedophile magazine in the 00s, which makes it pretty clear what the deal is here (not that it wasn't clear already).

Holy poo poo.

Speaking of noncery. I don't know if it has been discussed but Sunak was blaming “political correctness” over race for the failure of the police to tackle grooming gangs. This despite the fact survivors have stated that when they brought their complaints to the police the cops told them to bugger off.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

bessantj posted:

Holy poo poo.

Speaking of noncery. I don't know if it has been discussed but Sunak was blaming “political correctness” over race for the failure of the police to tackle grooming gangs. This despite the fact survivors have stated that when they brought their complaints to the police the cops told them to bugger off.

I wouldn't be surprised if failure to tackle grooming gangs is racially motivated. After all, most child sexual abuse gangs made up of white men, Home Office report says.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Failed Imagineer posted:

Has anyone here read that How To Blow Up a Pipeline book? Seems like it could provide more catharsis than other environmentalist books

In a few years the answer to "How to Blow Up Anything in Europe" is gonna be "FGM-148 Javelin". It's terrifying how the US is just shipping piles of undocumented heavy weapons to Ukraine of all places. Has no one watched Lord of War?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The javelin that does technically mutilate 148 female genitals, along with the entire rest of their physical form.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Z the IVth posted:

In a few years the answer to "How to Blow Up Anything in Europe" is gonna be "FGM-148 Javelin". It's terrifying how the US is just shipping piles of undocumented heavy weapons to Ukraine of all places. Has no one watched Lord of War?

We need future enemies to secure future arms sales. I mean look at how much money they made from arming a bunch of right wing extremists in the 80's.

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