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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

dr_rat posted:

The crowds are right to jeer and throw things, that's clearly a spamburger. :colbert:

I'll lose my knighthood for this.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Literally A Person posted:

Upon judgement I find this thing to be a hamburger.

*crowd jeers and throws things*

Much like how pizza's dough and toppings must be cooked together for it to be a true pizza, a sandwich's bread must be prebaked before assembly.

What we're looking at here is not a sandwich, and thus cannot be a hamburger. It's just a pastry with an unorthodox filling.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
If the spam is fried crispy i would, gladly, would

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I don't want one, but I would accept one

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That is quite clearly a ravioli

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Beef ravioli is a hamburger

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



That shits hosed up
I hate chocolate chip

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
As much as I hate to admit it, this might be the one situation where oatmeal raisin would be the more palatable option

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Devils Affricate posted:

As much as I hate to admit it, this might be the one situation where oatmeal raisin would be the more palatable option

oatmeal raisin owns you fool

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

oatmeal raisin owns you fool

Only thing we'll ever agree on t'vark

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AARD VARKMAN posted:

oatmeal raisin owns you fool

You know what to do :mods:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:

oatmeal raisin owns you fool

Just take your olive branch my dude, it's the only one you're getting here

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


AARD VARKMAN posted:

oatmeal raisin owns you fool

consensual oatmeal raisin is good. surprise oatmeal raisin is the worst

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Fix It posted:

consensual oatmeal raisin is good. surprise oatmeal raisin is the worst

Surprised how?

Blindly grabbing food in the pitch dark and not feeling or smelling it before tasting?

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


The Bloop posted:

Surprised how?

Blindly grabbing food in the pitch dark and not feeling or smelling it before tasting?

the latter: expecting chocolate chips and not doing due diligence before chomping down

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009
Or that thing where you see cookies across the room and don't know until you get closer whether it's oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, or a mix.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
seeing an oatmeal cookie with things in it and assuming chocolate chips is like hearing hoofbeats and assuming zebras

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


The Bloop posted:

seeing an oatmeal cookie with things in it and assuming chocolate chips is like hearing hoofbeats and assuming zebras

horses:zebras::chocolate chips:raisins in my personal experience

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

The Bloop posted:

seeing an oatmeal cookie with things in it and assuming chocolate chips is like hearing hoofbeats and assuming zebras

This is just pedantic (as well as wrong)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I had oatmeal raisin cookies tonight, solely because this thread reminded me they exist and got me craving em. They were :kiss:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/asw3Dfy.mp4

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I was with you until the corn appeared. And sadly that was about 1/10 of the way.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


The sign appears to be English but that's Brazil right

The drywall mudding tools are a dead giveaway

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I'd try it. I'm a sucker for just throw the whole kitchen sink on something and eat it.

I usually regret it because half of it ends up all over the table, and my face looks like a baby with it's first birthday cake, but sometimes you gotta take risks.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Smugworth posted:

The sign appears to be English but that's Brazil right

The drywall mudding tools are a dead giveaway

Yeah it's a dogão once again.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Yeah it's a dogão once again.

In my defense I was looking at #maionese and not just Brazilian hot dogs this time. It COULD have been a video from Portugal or even Italy!!! It just wasn't.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Dogão

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Looks like black pudding and might be delicious.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah, that looks delicious

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That is charcoal and/or dog poop

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
That looks fancy and could work.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


And the one who cooked this?:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



ultrafilter posted:

Looks like black pudding and might be delicious.

It's black sausage, blood sausage with groats. It's pretty good and I'd definitely taste those dogs.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I've never tried blood sausage, I definitely would, but it's also one of those things that's always just going to look like some variation of charcoal and/or poop even if I do like it.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Dogdãoo

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1556351567091187713

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

This makes me wonder if there's an american stadium anywhere that sells a literal wonderbread, ketchup, and dog poverty meal.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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