The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Aug 11, 2022 11:20

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:23

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

fully jokerized and loving it

# ? Aug 11, 2022 12:42

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 13:53

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

kinda mildly nsfw possibly due to ~~rick & morty pillow~~dildos in image?

https://i.imgur.com/CbYuKBc.jpeg

# ? Aug 11, 2022 13:54

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inceltown posted:

I know that liquid:

# ? Aug 11, 2022 14:55

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bula Vinaka posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2tIUqaV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/8CgfJyZ.mp4

# ? Aug 11, 2022 14:56

Good Sphere: Jun 16, 2018

# ? Aug 11, 2022 15:33

norp: Jan 20, 2004; TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-11/qld-police-issue-amber-alert-after-four-children-abducted/101325668

Queensland police issue amber alert as four children taken north of Mackay

Police are urgently seeking this man who is believed to have taken four children from a property near Mackay.

Are amber alerts even a thing in Australia? Is that an extra layer of curse?

# ? Aug 11, 2022 15:35

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Good Sphere posted:

I bet Dave Mustaine owns one.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 15:42

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

codo27 posted:

kinda mildly nsfw possibly due to ~~rick & morty pillow~~dildos in image?

https://i.imgur.com/CbYuKBc.jpeg

idk i think if you can post it on facebook you shouldn't need to tag/link it here. seems crazy to be more puritanical than facebook of all lovely things.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 16:00

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Good Sphere posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2022 16:03

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Bula Vinaka posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2tIUqaV.mp4

Even more than the face filter I love that they found the long lost Peter Steele Twilight redub.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 16:49

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Inceltown posted:

That must be the PINK sauce everyone on TikTok is losing their minds over.

Seems to be a better application of the stuff, too.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 17:40

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/d0ntmugurself/status/1557465674900971521?t=pVU61dx7T9gvzdkZYhdYtA&s=19

# ? Aug 11, 2022 19:09

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/d0ntmugurself/status/1557465674900971521?t=pVU61dx7T9gvzdkZYhdYtA&s=19

Have to respect the hustle of the people pretending it's a Buddhist symbol of peace. While it's on an iron cross.

And by respect I mean literally skin nazis alive.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 19:19

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Castor Poe posted:

the hell?

# ? Aug 11, 2022 19:20

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/d0ntmugurself/status/1557465674900971521?t=pVU61dx7T9gvzdkZYhdYtA&s=19

on a german schnauzer no less

edit:

`Nemesis fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 11, 2022

# ? Aug 11, 2022 19:33

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

The Anime Liker posted:

And by respect I mean literally skin nazis alive.

Agree but people seem to really fuss over nazis who are women and minorities while ignoring the ones nazism actually says are inherently superior to everybody, that is, nazis who are straight white american protestant men of northern european descent:

Fortunately this guy is dead, so the image is blursed.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:01

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

`Nemesis posted:

on a german schnauzer no less

edit:

He's going to whip the "constitution" out any second, isn't he?

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:04

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Feels like the end of the world is coming...

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:10

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Yaldabaoth posted:

Feels like the end of the world is coming...

LMAO if you're not ready for the water wars.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:15

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

I've got a V8 interceptor, a cattle dog, and an autogyro. I'm set.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:20

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

The Anime Liker posted:

LMAO if you're not ready for the water wars.

Maybe we should start bottling all the ice at the poles since it's all going to melt anyway.

Better to drink it up instead of letting sea levels rise.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:23

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

[Nestle's Pinkertons have entered the chat]

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:32

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:37

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

`Nemesis posted:

The free: people from some of Europe

the brave: people in the US who come out as LBGTQ+

Sounds like a cool website.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 20:48

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 21:41

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Jesus "I Have the Meats" Christ

# ? Aug 11, 2022 21:58

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Liquid Chicken posted:

Jesus "I Have the Meats" Christ

Blessed are the meat for they will inherent the whirld

# ? Aug 11, 2022 22:35

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Liquid Chicken posted:

Jesus "I Have the Meats" Christ

This is a miracle from one of the apocryphon bibles. Instead of feeding people with fishes and bread, he fed them all with a single fattened calf that was suppose to represent Rome or something.

# ? Aug 11, 2022 22:46

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Radio Paranoia posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2022 22:51

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Radio Paranoia posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2022 22:52

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yaldabaoth posted:

This is a miracle from one of the apocryphon bibles. Instead of feeding people with fishes and bread, he fed them all with a single fattened calf that was suppose to represent Rome or something.

the church angrily tossing the book out because theres no way the proles are gonna get a taste of beef

# ? Aug 11, 2022 23:02

Pastel Candy Snake: Sep 6, 2018; by Hand Knit

Radio Paranoia posted:

get the gently caress out of my apartment

MODS

# ? Aug 11, 2022 23:04

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Aug 11, 2022 23:41

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jestery posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mea culpa

This is happening pretty much up the road from me and I thought I was in the austhread

I am sorry

Thank you co mods for being consistent

# ? Aug 12, 2022 00:06

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Posting this here because we don't have a cursed memes thread:

Edit, found something more cursed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-nNzkj44nA

Europe and North America are drying up while Saudi Arabia is experiencing actual flash floods, it's like the climate has reversed.

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Aug 12, 2022

# ? Aug 12, 2022 00:07

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-11/qld-police-issue-amber-alert-after-four-children-abducted/101325668

Queensland police issue amber alert as four children taken north of Mackay

Police are urgently seeking this man who is believed to have taken four children from a property near Mackay.

Good news. The kids are fine.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-12/children-missing-in-queensland-found-safe-and-well-police-say/101326108

# ? Aug 12, 2022 06:58