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more falafel please posted:shut up, you can't tell me what to do! you're not even my RealDoll!
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The real treasure was the friends we ate a long the way. |
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Aug 4, 2022 18:13
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Prurient Squid posted:The real treasure was the friends we ate a long the way. The punchline to an ill fated expedition to find a hidden treasure of untold riches, enduring scurvy, mutiny, animal attacks, starvation and resorting to cannibalism, only to ultimately find the site has already been raided. |
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Aug 4, 2022 18:20
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Prurient Squid posted:The real treasure was the friends we ate a long the way. Coming to theaters this fall, The Donner Party Comedy.
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Yeah it's a hard and thankless job not for everybody that's for sure. All the glory to the people eating their buddies and digging through permafrost to get at some treasure, but nary a thought to those who put it out there in the first place *drains mug* |
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Aug 4, 2022 21:19
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After a long hiatus the snacks industry again starts marketing raw chips with the prings intact as a more unfiltered, authentic alternative to the now staple (bland, square) pringless chips. |
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Aug 5, 2022 16:30
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me, sitting down to play tenchu: wrath of heaven: can’t wait to relive all my favourite old testament stories 
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Aug 6, 2022 06:20
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The Voice of Labor posted:a "youtube influencer" who reviews gas station bathrooms "ok, right off the bat, big full bodied aroma, that's the classic Pilot Purple Stuff so that's a good sign"
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Aug 6, 2022 17:28
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Aug 6, 2022 17:39
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The Voice of Labor posted:a "youtube influencer" who reviews gas station bathrooms Let's see what we got in the lootbowl *creak* JACKPOT |
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Aug 7, 2022 06:01
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Seinfeld in the Sprawl from William Gibson books. |
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Aug 7, 2022 21:19
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First shots fired by Micky Dees trying to go viral with the expletive "Keister loving Christ!!!" and make it into a Thing, in a weird astroturfed ad stunt that quickly spiralled into a brutal meme war that eventually ended the fast food frachise as a concept. All agreed this was for the best. |
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Aug 7, 2022 21:37
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I don't understand the picture with the woman in it. Anyway my idea. Evil Yogi Bear. He's smarter than the average bear and he uses it to play the role of criminal mastermind constructing devious plots. |
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Aug 8, 2022 13:22
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Prurient Squid posted:I don't understand the picture with the woman in it. it's a long story but basically there's this person who makes comics about how poo poo her husband is. turns out though that he's not poo poo at all and is a totally solid dude but she has to get those sweet influencer bucks so she just keeps making the comics here's the original:  here's another one: 
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Aug 8, 2022 13:48
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Dr. Honked posted:it's a long story but basically there's this person who makes comics about how poo poo her husband is. turns out though that he's not poo poo at all and is a totally solid dude but she has to get those sweet influencer bucks so she just keeps making the comics Make the thread goon
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Dr. Honked posted:it's a long story but basically there's this person who makes comics about how poo poo her husband is. turns out though that he's not poo poo at all and is a totally solid dude but she has to get those sweet influencer bucks so she just keeps making the comics Dad will be able to start the car and get back into the house so I say he wins this one |
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Aug 8, 2022 14:02
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A man is seated motionless on a hot bench with dark glasses shading his eyes from the sun's glare. A pic-a-nic basket, all nice folded, sits by his side. The bear shows up in similar attire bearing an identical basket. The switch takes place without a word. Soon the age of fear will truly begin. |
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Aug 8, 2022 14:51
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Chewbecca posted:Make the thread goon i didded it
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Aug 8, 2022 15:37
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Pretty ballsy of this german guy to churn out book after book of ostensibly generally applicable life philosophy when his name is quite literally niche-y. |
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Dr. Honked posted:here's the original: it looks like she’s scrupulously meeting all her fams needs and he’s just rollin out with a gun
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Aug 8, 2022 21:25
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Dr. Honked posted:i didded it Read it, voted 5. Would read it again
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My thought process was: ET phone home... ET bone... erm? Basically ET with a boner? That's the joke I guess. |
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protesting the trespass of your civil liberties by Nick Fury’s Fascist Avengers and his full backing by the president and congress waving a sign saying Magneto Was Right
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writing down every time you have a bad day so you can statistically determine what the worst day of the week is
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you're watching a movie and it begins with a person watching t.v.. the t.v. is showing a propaganda film of people laboring in a foreign country, hoeing fields, digging coal. the film then displays imagery of tanks and bombers and marching soldiers all donned in the national uniform. the film concludes with the national flag being raised over ruins in a foreign country. after the propaganda film, the person turns the t.v. off. they are healthy, exuberated. moving with confidence and solidity they leave their apartment to attend a minor league sporting event. around this point in the movie you fall asleep. you wake to the last scene. the person in the movie is now scarred, broken, emaciated. their movements stuttering and cumbersome, with despondence they hoe the very same foreign field from the propaganda film. the movie concludes as does your 3 hour rest period. you leave your apartment to commence your second shift at the shoe factory |
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all i have is a high resolution image of ButtTheShitmanFart I think he's waiting outside |
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Aug 11, 2022 02:27
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poverty goat posted:all i have is a high resolution image of ButtTheShitmanFart yeah, the sandman show's alright. I find myself liking it a lot more than I was expecting to. they should've kept it in the '80s/'90s though |
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Aug 11, 2022 02:36
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A club fair at Villain College. Just a bunch of tables with black-robed figures behind them yelling "JOIN ME!" as you walk past |
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Aug 11, 2022 16:00
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Mashup - Kate Bush x Ghostbusters theme - Cloudbusting Makes Me Feel Good.mp3 |
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I falsified my grades to get accepted to Villain College. So of course they discovered it and then put me in the honors program. |
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google THIS posted:A club fair at Villain College. Just a bunch of tables with black-robed figures behind them yelling "JOIN ME!" as you walk past "i know I'm gonna start as an entry level henchman no matter what, but i want to start with an organization that's a good fit for me and has solid opportunities for advancement" |
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Aug 12, 2022 02:15
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And a good dental plan. |
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:And a good dental plan. 
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canyoneer posted:"i know I'm gonna start as an entry level henchman no matter what, but i want to start with an organization that's a good fit for me and has solid opportunities for advancement" Look for a boss that keeps killing off middle management that'll do it |
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hallmark channel acquires the adaptation rights to the c'thulu mythos edit: like, they don't even go all 'zalgo' or 'event horizon' with it. heartwarming comedies where through a mistranslation (a common plot point), somebody uses acts of magick to summon an old one who answers not the questions you ask, but the questions you've always asked yourself. a harried working woman who has been burned before learns to love again when she visits family in innsmouth Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Aug 12, 2022 ---------------- |
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Hannibal Lector forced to apologise. |
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