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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Next question: Would a bike work in space?

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Knormal posted:

Next question: Would a bike work in space?

Oh absolutely. You could pedal the wheels, change gears, turn the handlebars, and work the breaks just like you could on Earth

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨














The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Call an ambulance, I'm having a stroke!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

The Bananana posted:

Call an ambulance, I'm having a stroke!

Ew. I’ve asked you before not to tell us about it

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I am Hoone!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm a big fan of Rasn, which seems to just be a big box of raisins

Also the Gappes which look like they'd hatch if you didn't eat them fast enough

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I prefer Gapes myself.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The AI generated cereals reminds me of the food Dave finds after traveling into the monolith in 2001.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Treegies theu geow!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The Tree Gies box design owns

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The Bananana posted:

Call an ambulance, I'm having a stroke!

home nurse: feeelbe heeon ppdp

(applies lubricant to catheter)


home nurse: hhup


edit: added less creepy images 4 kids

SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 12, 2022

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
I love how literal they all are. The pebbles in fun fruit colors. The grape nuts. The honeycomb.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
They look exactly like those chocolate pebbles all nature-based gift shops sell

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFU0PTsykeU


Welp don't try him either I guess

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
*Samuel L Jackson voice* "And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when I lay my hands upon thee."

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










You need the Apocalypse Pepper

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle






Caught my eye because ugh christmas merch on the shelves in august. Then I looked closer and it is not candy or ornaments, but stink balls for your shoes. Who needs this?



Wait, it's meant to be a gift? WTF? "Happy Christmas, I thought you should know that everybody thinks you stink real bad." And that's the whole present, you aren't even supposed to wrap it or anything because that would cover up the built-in gift tag. Is it a gag gift for people you hate?

Joyeux Noël, Stinky.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Oh absolutely. You could pedal the wheels, change gears, turn the handlebars, and work the breaks just like you could on Earth

Horn wont work though or a bell

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What kind of savage land says happy Christmas and not merry?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

minato posted:

*Samuel L Jackson voice* "And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when I lay my hands upon thee."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrRdyE4KkbU&t=52s

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Give my balls a twist. Happy Christmas :wink:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022


Almost heard OG Star Trek fight music riffs in that music; would have been 100% better if they had just plagiarized that music.

Also whenever I read of/think about the overthrowing of the moneychangers, I'm reminded of this Onion article because of one perfect line in it:
https://www.theonion.com/christ-returns-to-nba-1819563859

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Admiralty Flag posted:

Almost heard OG Star Trek fight music riffs in that music; would have been 100% better if they had just plagiarized that music.

Also whenever I read of/think about the overthrowing of the moneychangers, I'm reminded of this Onion article because of one perfect line in it:
https://www.theonion.com/christ-returns-to-nba-1819563859

i also liked the line

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

absolute unit

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I love a good oblong dog

Doglong? Obdog? Oblog? help

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Look at that top comment holy moly

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



That is an insane print to have on a shirt.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Look at that top comment holy moly

Which one? YouTube has absolutely no idea what I'll react to so it's not throwing me anything particularly feisty

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Somfin posted:

Which one? YouTube has absolutely no idea what I'll react to so it's not throwing me anything particularly feisty

It's the one named after the killdozer guy

reallly more the name than the post but whatever

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

you forgot this wasn't 4chan

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

:jerkbag:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Audio.

https://i.imgur.com/OwGATpZ.mp4

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Killed on orders by Hitler like so many that came before him

Cowardly poo poo

Also :jerkbag:

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