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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

forkboy84 posted:

To that picture, well, welcome to joshi. Look at AZM, she's 19 & made her debut in October 2013, a week or so after her 11th birthday.

From what I can find, Haruka would've been around 9 in that match, which is on a par with when Riho debuted. From Cagematch (never actually gone back to check out early Stardom, far too much current wrestling...), almost all of her matches were in Tokyo, almost all of them were 3 or 5 minute "exhibitions" with established veterans like Passion Naki aka Natsuki Taiyo, Nanae Takahashi, Kuishinbo Kamen, even Kenny Omega. I doubt I'd want my kid to be taking bumps at that age (or for that matter performing for some of the creepy fucks who watch joshi) but if your kid wants to do it then it could be hard to say no I guess.

From what I remember Haruka was at a martial arts club that some of the early Stardom trainees were recruited from and she also wanted to do it so they did the Kid's Fight stuff for her. I just briefly watched her debut and she's in with Natsuki Taiyo who was one of their veterans: they did nothing more dangerous than you'd get playing any sport (starts with your typical wrestling start then they do a bunch of spots where they basically say that Haruka is too small and flexible to be put in a boston crab and easily reverses out of it; then she is mostly on offense by the end when the draw is hit and its incredibly obvious that they are looking after her a lot; no traditional back bumps in this thing for example.

I believe Stardom's age limit in the dojo is now 15 (which is the traditional limit in Joshi) but that was a Bushiroad dictat and they grandfathered in the previous set of younger people (Hina, Rina, Ruaka I believe would have been under at that point). With all the people that started as young as they did they did the same thing though: their early career was very much working the core cities at weekends; mostly in openers against each other (perhaps with a main eventer every so often), very limited movesets in order to make sure that they were safe and also to give a story of progression. Rina and Hina are on the way up now (Rina got a High Speed Title match and has beaten some of the adult rookies recently but she's taken years to get there - debuted in exhibitions in 2017, officially in 2018. On the list of objectionable things in Stardom its probably close to the bottom and naturally will fall off unless they u-turn on that.

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Interesting point about Bushiroad raising the age for Stardom is that they've also got pro wrestling classes for elementary school kids of any gender being led by Wataru Inoue in their new fitness gyms

https://twitter.com/BushiroadWellbe/status/1554393936235757568?t=xb41wM0l9WA8FS7f89YovA&s=19

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Never forget.

https://twitter.com/Waka_Mm3/status/1554769676286058496

https://twitter.com/gatohmove_jp/status/1554768126180356097

Numero6 fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Aug 3, 2022

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/tjpw2013/status/1554128127797800961

Pom... :negative:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
A reminder that the second Nomads' show is on tonight

https://twitter.com/misterhakusan/status/1553340003803021313

Streaming live on Zaiko which is pretty painless to use for a Japanese streaming service
https://nomads-fs.zaiko.io/item/349765

The first show was really good.

Card images:
https://twitter.com/NOMADS_fs/status/1552886584617627648

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Aug 5, 2022

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Nomads Match Thoughts
Match 1:
Maya Yukihi vs Yuko Sakurai

Pretty good for a no stakes opener, nothing spectacular. Maya Yukihi's kick to the head looked good and the final submission was pretty unique.

Match 2:
Moeka Haruhi/Makoto/Kaho Kobayashi vs Saori Anou/Tae Honma/Maika Ozaki

Already going to get an HM from me in the thread. Kaho Kobayashi rulez. Great fricken match all over. Nah, that finishing stretch and the pin I've never seen before makes it a MOTYC

Match 3:
Ryo Mizunami vs Rina Amikura

you know this is going to own sight unseen, lol Ryo gets the Jonah shake as a shoot, great lady beef shoulder tackle match

Match 4:
Sumira Natsu In-Ring Return Match
Sumire Natsu/Miyuki Takase vs SAKI/Hikari Shimizu

lol Mack the Knife VTR. Odeo Tai as gently caress entrance with entourage, lol someone's getting hit with a bouquet. Good match what a shocker of a finish though

Match 5:

YUU/Rina Yamashita vs Nanae Takahashi/Hiroyo Matsumoto

Always pop for the dance mashup of the Godzilla theme with C&C Music Factory as entrance. Rina Yamashita went full JoJo. These women have been having too much fun with "Warning, Warning" spots tonight

Very good show all around, maybe not quite as good as the debut show but 2nd shows very rarely are

edit: JUNGLE KYONA IS HERE

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Aug 5, 2022

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Is Jungle moving to America? The translated tweet says it’s a send off party to America and surely you don’t have party for a small or big trip right?

https://twitter.com/junglekyona/status/1555817264242253824?s=20&t=3Qw0PWFh-smuGLdEvC4EfQ

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

TV Zombie posted:

Is Jungle moving to America? The translated tweet says it’s a send off party to America and surely you don’t have party for a small or big trip right?

https://twitter.com/junglekyona/status/1555817264242253824?s=20&t=3Qw0PWFh-smuGLdEvC4EfQ

Extended tour maybe?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

TV Zombie posted:

Is Jungle moving to America? The translated tweet says it’s a send off party to America and surely you don’t have party for a small or big trip right?

https://twitter.com/junglekyona/status/1555817264242253824?s=20&t=3Qw0PWFh-smuGLdEvC4EfQ

I think she's on DPW shows in September and November so if she's staying that whole time a send-off party is totally a thing. Especially if you don't normally leave to go on a longer tour like that.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

pretty sure you just have one of these parties for any reason so you can make money from it

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Random tv sighting: Giulia as a guest commentator on Tokyo Broadcasting System’s Kairiki Battlefield, a game show where actors and sportsmen prove that sumo are much, much stronger than them.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Oh, they actually used her in a pole tug of war with a sumo. She lasted longer than some of the male bodybuilders! Oh and the referee may or may not be Thunder Jyushin Liger.

Auritech fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Aug 7, 2022

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/ScottEWrestling/status/1556698421133819904

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Great card from Oz Academy featuring a first time meeting between Ozaki and Prominence
https://twitter.com/info_ozacademy/status/1555895029251854336

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Hope X is the return of POLICE

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

Hope X is the return of POLICE

POLICE is already on the poster so it has to be someone even better

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
https://twitter.com/misao_tjp/status/1557627281526251521

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
I feel like Hyper Misao would get over big time with an AEW audience but only if she had a translator

pair her with Nakazawa and watch the ratings soar

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Miasohausen

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Pinwiz11 posted:

Miasohausen

That is actually perfect.

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
https://twitter.com/wwr_stardom/status/1557718720922861569

1,528 for tonight's Stardom Korakuen show. Took about two and a half year to finally to get back to 1,500 there after they did that for their first two shows in 2020 before the world as we knew it ended.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
It’s their third highest ever; only the fourth time they’ve broken 1,500 (Io’s departure show, first two of 2020) and actually beat both Ota Ward shows which is impressive. Perhaps they can join the modern world and actually air their Korakuen Hall shows live somewhere….

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom

IceAgeComing posted:

Perhaps they can join the modern world and actually air their Korakuen Hall shows live somewhere….

Yeah.....it's an issue. Stardom World doesn't have livestream capability and I assume it would be costly and time consuming to migrate everything over to another site.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

It's been almost three years since they were an indie running Shinkiba every other week.You'd think they'd throw a little more money at STARDOM World.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Honestly I think it’s a situation where they want to justify the regular 4,500¥ PPVs and so not live streaming outside them does that.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Pinwiz11 posted:

Miasohausen

hello big children (this is danhausen, you see)

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Good news freaks GatohMove and TJPW are collaborating closer and closer
https://twitter.com/gatohmove_jp/status/1558323223032643584

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
https://twitter.com/MayuIwatani/status/1558111644760555520?s=20&t=JTWm4rLjHqxmBRQIRK-edw

I don't know how someone could be as good a wrestler as Mayu and still be so clumsy. And someone is gonna have to embody that duality for Mayu's autobiographical movie. Good luck

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it a bump

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
Straight on her shoulder?

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
Actwres Girlz basically imploded last year and lost a lot of people but they somehow already have a full roster again. I mean look at this

https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=349321

Where are they finding these girls? Who is running that promotion? If I was told they're backed by the Yakuza I would believe it.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

they are finding the girls where they always find them, they're struggling actresses.

Mari and Act Yasukawa handle the training rn afaik and they're turning out well

the actual guy who runs it is a sleazy looking dude who apparently also runs some girls bars in Kabukicho so maybe you're right

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Actwres is just a Ryu Ga Gotoku side story/management minigame that got out of hand

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Stall_19 posted:

Straight on her shoulder?

the storyline will start paying off soon

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
For anyone not following the New Japan thread Japanese fans have just voted on their top 15 favourite wrestlers. STARDOM had two featured, Mayu at #13 and SLK at #11

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Rarity posted:

For anyone not following the New Japan thread Japanese fans have just voted on their top 15 favourite wrestlers. STARDOM had two featured, Mayu at #13 and SLK at #11
Mayubushi and Lionheart Starlight Kid are both very good wrestlers and as much as I love tjpw those two are miles ahead of almost every other woman in the world. The best since uncoincidentally enough, Io Shirai, Satomora and KAIRI signed to WWE.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Speaking of which, I'm surprised Io wasn't on that list considering Shinsuke and Kenny are.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Power Windows posted:

Speaking of which, I'm surprised Io wasn't on that list considering Shinsuke and Kenny are.
Io spent the last calendar year either injured or under Vince McMahon's vision of NXT, she really hasn't done anything significant. Nakamura still had good matches on the main roster

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I so want this shirt

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Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
I saw that shirt on Twitter and I had a friend from Japan order one for me. I'll never wear it in pubic but that shirt rules.

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