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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/1558475603736682496

lmao they had a week to fix it, this is incredibly the city being petty about them leaving.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/1558475603736682496

lmao they had a week to fix it, this is incredibly the city being petty about them leaving.

Imagining Elton John driving a motorized piano around the field and doing donuts at the 50.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/1558475603736682496

lmao they had a week to fix it, this is incredibly Lori Lightfoot being petty about them leaving.

Fixed.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Imagining Elton John driving a motorized piano around the field and doing donuts at the 50.

Don’t go breaking my grass

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Knowing Elton John and his car collection, the piano had 700 horsepower

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bird in a Blender posted:

Don’t go breaking my grass

Lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Simultaneously trying to convince a team to stay in the city they're named for while deliberately neglecting their facility upkeep. As one does.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickfinley/status/1558475603736682496

lmao they had a week to fix it, this is incredibly the city being petty about them leaving.

You say this as if they wouldn't have hosed it up anyway.

Lori is the girlfriend who yells at you throughout the breakup to let you know what a bad choice you're making.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.


https://twitter.com/RossRead/status/1558486094034911234

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Grass is definitely what is holding this team back.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Soldier Field always looks like total garbage, though.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao
https://twitter.com/JasonLieser/status/1558496714327302145?s=20&t=TETconTpCAr494WoljHMRg

it's funny to own nagy but the it was all nagy's fault that the lovely offense team that never has a good offense had a bad offense are going to be in for a rough season

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I wonder if Nagy sold his Bears themed mansion.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Darth Brooks posted:

I wonder if Nagy sold his Bears themed mansion.

Last I heard, he's cut the price and still can't sell it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


surf rock posted:

Soldier Field always looks like total garbage, though.

We only ever see it with the Chicago Bears walking on it. This is how you know it’s been extra-neglected, when it looks like trash before they’re even there

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
The bears suck, lmao

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
So. So bad.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Lmao they're interviewing Kyler Gordon's sifu

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
My main takeaway from preseason game 1 is that Eberflus has an absolutely dreadful coach fit, instantly one of the biggest dork HCs in the league

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

xbilkis posted:

My main takeaway from preseason game 1 is that Eberflus has an absolutely dreadful coach fit, instantly one of the biggest dork HCs in the league

A lesser John Fox

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Brisker has that loving dawg in him

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Yeah Brisker looked great and a handful of other rookies looked promising, which is about as good as you can hope for from a preseason game short of the o-line and WR core suddenly becoming good (despite missing several starters)

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aoJlztc_YA

All true!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bears drafted a punter who was not the Punt God lmao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I feel pity for the Bears.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Bears drafted a punter who was not the Punt God lmao

Eh, That Punter owned.

homie punted it from like his own 7 and got a touchback lmao.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The Bears look decent when you ignore the fact that it's preseason and only watch all the good plays mashed together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw_4B9mYqmg

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

How did I miss that the Bears have Nathan Peterman on the team? We are so hosed if Fields gets injured, but I guess that was a given.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bird in a Blender posted:

How did I miss that the Bears have Nathan Peterman on the team? We are so hosed if Fields gets injured, but I guess that was a given.

Nathan Peterman had the sickest play of the game.

And it wouldn't shock me if it was top 5 sickest play the Bears have all year

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bird in a Blender posted:

How did I miss that the Bears have Nathan Peterman on the team? We are so hosed if Fields gets injured, but I guess that was a given.

Look at this guy who thinks Touchdown Trevor Siemian isn't taking the Bears to (looks it up) Glendale, Arizona

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I feel pity for the Bears.

Nah, gently caress 'em.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

HootTheOwl posted:

The bears suck, lmao

HootTheOwl posted:

So. So bad.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I feel pity for the Bears.

Apologize to the Bears. :colbert:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

MJeff posted:

Apologize to the Bears. :colbert:

The bears c team is much better than kc's c team

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6wIbaK553E

Interesting choice of title for this one.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

R.D. Mangles posted:

Look at this guy who thinks Touchdown Trevor Siemian isn't taking the Bears to (looks it up) Glendale, Arizona

On vacation?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Acebuckeye13 posted:

On vacation?

Knowing Trevor he wants to be there to play in case there's a strike

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Bird in a Blender posted:

How did I miss that the Bears have Nathan Peterman on the team? We are so hosed if Fields gets injured, but I guess that was a given.

Thankfully the bears have a good line and a well maintained home field so he should be fine, right?

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Simultaneously trying to convince a team to stay in the city they're named for while deliberately neglecting their facility upkeep. As one does.

Not sure why taxpayers need to pay so the billion dollar football team has pristine grass to play on. Lot of things I think Chocago should be spending money on before that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Like a second bean

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Chris James 2 posted:

Like a second team

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