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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pirate Radar posted:

I was adopted, and then the people who adopted me died in a tragic accident that also erased all the paperwork about who I was, and then I was double adopted.

I'm sorry to hear that.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pirate Radar posted:

I was adopted, and then the people who adopted me died in a tragic accident that also erased all the paperwork about who I was, and then I was double adopted.
...son?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Pirate Radar posted:

Obviously I know who that is, but hypothetically if I didn’t know who that was, who would you tell me it was?

think it's michelle bachmann

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Pirate Radar posted:

I was adopted, and then the people who adopted me died in a tragic accident that also erased all the paperwork about who I was, and then I was double adopted.

That's a whole bunch of moms to joke about

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Pirate Radar posted:

Obviously I know who that is, but hypothetically if I didn’t know who that was, who would you tell me it was?

You don't know the founder and biggest star of Australia's #1 porn channel? Google Jacqui Lambie Network for more info.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
I dunno if whoever gave me the avatar meant it as some kind of insult - it's more goofy than anything - but if they did, I'm more insulted by who it is than what she's doing, because she seems... a bit fuckin weird innit

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Inceltown posted:

You don't know the founder and biggest star of Australia's #1 porn channel? Google Jacqui Lambie Network for more info.

wow i actually thought that was caitlyn jenner this whole time

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Arivia posted:

wow i actually thought that was caitlyn jenner this whole time

You can see her name on the vest along with the stylised pubic hair logo that she is famous for.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Inceltown posted:

You can see her name on the vest along with the stylised pubic hair logo that she is famous for.

I thought that was a picture of the state of iowa

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Inceltown posted:

You don't know the founder and biggest star of Australia's #1 porn channel? Google Jacqui Lambie Network for more info.

Thanks, I actually do not automatically recognize random racists from Tasmania

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


in falcon sebben voice

haha! map of tazzy

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
j lambs is a bit thick but she's not afaik particularly racist.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

thatbastardken posted:

j lambs is a bit thick but she's not afaik particularly racist.

Ahaha nooooo.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Breetai posted:

Ahaha nooooo.

She started off "sharia law out of our country" racist and is now realises that was insanely loving stupid of her and she didn't know poo poo. She's not great but she's a solid conviction politician who will actually take on sensible advice which puts her leagues ahead of most politicians / Australians.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Sorry I didn’t know anything about her except that she was an Australian politician

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Biplane posted:

I have avatars turned off nooooooo

This post was reported for "having avatars turned off"

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

This post was reported for "having avatars turned off"

I'm not sure who's weirder, the poster with avatars off or the one who reported it.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


an actual instance of quote==edit

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Lemniscate Blue posted:

I'm not sure who's weirder, the poster with avatars off or the one who reported it.

The former.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Kenning posted:

The former.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The Saddest Rhino posted:

This post was reported for "having avatars turned off"
Where's the probe saying "Now your posts are turned off"????

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Kenning posted:

The former.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Pirate Radar posted:

Sorry I didn’t know anything about her except that she was an Australian politician

eh, you had good odds.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lemniscate Blue posted:

I'm not sure who's weirder, the poster with avatars off or the one who reported it.

I stand by my assertion that everyone is their avatar, despite my current circumstances, and I don't understand anyone who would just willingly read posts from anonymous, faceless masses. Ban+30 for the former

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Avs off, sigs on.

:coolfish:

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
what is my sig anyway?

e: meh

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Captain Hygiene posted:

I stand by my assertion that everyone is their avatar, despite my current circumstances, and I don't understand anyone who would just willingly read posts from anonymous, faceless masses. Ban+30 for the former

Agreed

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
Every time I get an avatar, I get banned shortly thereafter. I believe it is a conspiracy by the mods yo fundraise for this website.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


2nd Amendment posted:

Every time I get an avatar, I get banned shortly thereafter. I believe it is a conspiracy by the mods yo fundraise for this website.

Stop getting banned.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

2nd Amendment posted:

Every time I get an avatar, I get banned shortly thereafter. I believe it is a conspiracy by the mods yo fundraise for this website.

You can’t ban the second amendment, Jeffrey of Washington D.C.!

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica

Arivia posted:

You can’t ban the second amendment, Jeffrey of Washington D.C.!

Next time I get banned I'm going straight to Fox News to tell them that the CIA front they outed is now banning the 2nd Amendment.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

2nd Amendment posted:

Every time I get an avatar, I get banned shortly thereafter. I believe it is a conspiracy by the mods yo fundraise for this website.
A poorly compensated moderation team, being necessary to the financial security of a dead & gay forum, the right of the posters to keep and bear Avs, shall frequently be infringed.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I get new names and avs weekly, but man I miss platinum.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I turned off avs for a while cause my wifi was out and forgot to turn them back on. :(

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


2nd Amendment posted:

Next time I get banned I'm going straight to Fox News to tell them that the CIA front they outed is now banning the 2nd Amendment.

Just put a gold fringe on your avatar next time, tell mods you're a Poster On The Land

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Just put a gold fringe on your avatar next time, tell mods you're a Poster On The Land

adminralty law

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
Every time you register Jeffrey uses your :10bux: as an advance on a loan in your username. By accessing a secret forum you can access the money in that loan. I spend most of my time typing in random things in the URL to try and find the secret forum.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


2nd Amendment posted:

Every time you register Jeffrey uses your :10bux: as an advance on a loan in your username. By accessing a secret forum you can access the money in that loan. I spend most of my time typing in random things in the URL to try and find the secret forum.

That’s not the worst metaphor for Bitcoin I’ve ever heard

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

poisonpill posted:

That’s not the worst metaphor for Bitcoin I’ve ever heard

Boxturret posted:

areola/nipple=coin

bit=to bite with fingers

bitcoin=squeezing a pair of nipples

Not the most intuitive joke.

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Splicer posted:

A poorly compensated moderation team, being necessary to the financial security of a dead & gay forum, the right of the posters to keep and bear Avs, shall frequently be infringed.
we can't keep and bear Avs because she got perma'd

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