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Soda is terrible for your health, but on the other hand excessive consumption could lead to an early death and a release into the sweet bosom of the grave, so who's to say whether it's really good or bad.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Soda is terrible for your health, but on the other hand excessive consumption could lead to an early death and a release into the sweet bosom of the grave, so who's to say whether it's really good or bad. Touché I withdraw my soda objection
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if i could hook up a carbonation system to my tap water, i'd just drink that.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:if i could hook up a carbonation system to my tap water, i'd just drink that.
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I hear there's this thing called going into debt
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PizzaProwler posted:on the topic of euro v americana Tonts aren't cryptids. E: then again, neither is Yulegoat. So none of this meme makes any sense.
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Mr. Lobe posted:I hear there's this thing called going into debt That's for saps and suckers.
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PizzaProwler posted:on the topic of euro v americana How much Euro folklore features actual Satan wandering around the forest? And the fairies will do some wild poo poo to you if you step under the wrong bridge. But in the US alone we have things like the axehandle dog, which eats axe handles; the fish that swims backwards to keep the water out of its eyes; jackalopes and so on. We got the whimsy. But I guess the memer thinks our thing is SCPs? Lame
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Ragnar34 posted:But in the US alone we have things like the axehandle dog, which eats axe handles; the fish that swims backwards to keep the water out of its eyes; jackalopes and so on. We got the whimsy. But I guess the memer thinks our thing is SCPs? Lame 
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Ragnar34 posted:How much Euro folklore features actual Satan wandering around the forest? And the fairies will do some wild poo poo to you if you step under the wrong bridge. I thought the American cryptid was a wendigo? Those aren't from SCP.
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chainchompz posted:I thought the American cryptid was a wendigo? Those aren't from SCP. The? We've got bushels of them. Lots of people like Chupacabra but I'm partial to the Jersey Devil All of which make appearances on the X-Files ofc.
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The one pictured in the meme.
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I'm partial to the Michigan Dogman
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chainchompz posted:The one pictured in the meme. Oh yeah, sorry. Context is my personal devil.
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There's always the forums mascot cryptid The Squonk. An ugly, shriveled creature that cries itself to death if it's ever confronted.
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Who What Now posted:I'm partial to the Michigan Dogman He prefers to be called Kid Rock.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:There's always the forums mascot cryptid The Squonk. An ugly, shriveled creature that cries itself to death if it's ever confronted. Prof. Spaceman posted:He prefers to be called Kid Rock.
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Who What Now posted:I'm partial to the Michigan Dogman Be sure to select the Melee, Strong, and Trapper traits so you can skin one after getting out of the cryotube for a pelt to keep warm with
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Ragnar34 posted:How much Euro folklore features actual Satan wandering around the forest? And the fairies will do some wild poo poo to you if you step under the wrong bridge. Yeah, switch the whimsical gnome and the horrible child-stealing beast, but keep the guys the same. Europeans nowadays love their wacky festivals about the Krampus, while there is at least one actual show, whose name escapes me, about people who want to hunt and actually kill the gentle giant Bigfoot.
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FFT posted:We regret to inform you that there is a drink-grade CO2 shortage Take CO2 from atmosphere, put it in drinks, world saved.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:There's always the forums mascot cryptid The Squonk. An ugly, shriveled creature that cries itself to death if it's ever confronted. Do you have any idea just how many people you doxxed
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A lot of american cryptids are to the point. They gonna kill ya', but you know they gonna kill ya'. Euro crytpids are all "Fiddle dee dee, I shall dance for thee! I will make your crops grow, in exchange for a pretty red bow!", and then your forget to put a red bow out and they curse you and your kin for 7 generations hence to have their dicks fall off and your women to give birth to eel-badgers.
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Ragnar34 posted:How much Euro folklore features actual Satan wandering around the forest? And the fairies will do some wild poo poo to you if you step under the wrong bridge. I suspect the memer was american. So his idea of European cryptids is tainted by modern whitewashed children's' fairy tales.
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Y'all are forgetting the most terrifying cryptid of them all:
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Bismuth posted:I have and will gently caress every cryptid, american or otherwise Don't be a coward,  it.
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It's a photoshopped image of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nobody was that jacked back then, men or women. But you can read about an actual historical strongwoman here: https://www.vintag.es/2014/02/old-portraits-of-katie-sandwina-lady.html 
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Paladinus posted:It's a photoshopped image of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nobody was that jacked back then, men or women. But you can read about an actual historical strongwoman here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...onventions.html (I know... it's a daily mail article, but seems to have some legit research on Victorian strongwomen... here's a screenshot of the same image with a caption though if you feel you don't want to give them traffic...)  quote:Pictured is a woman, known only as Lotti, who was the World Champion of Power Gymnastics in 1925
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Paladinus posted:It's a photoshopped image of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Nobody was that jacked back then, men or women. But you can read about an actual historical strongwoman here: You know about Sandwina (who is a very cool lady) but not about the OG strongman and muscle enthusiast Eugene Sandow? People could be jacked back then, but there was hardly any need before Sandow literally made it a big enough sport/Circus show where you could earn money.  Also, if people are interested in short high quality documentaries about these old strongman/strongwoman people I can recommend these here done by Rogue Fitness. https://www.youtube.com/c/roguefitness/playlists?view=50&sort=dd&shelf_id=9 Helios Grime has a new favorite as of 07:38 on Aug 15, 2022 |
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