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If you can't handle me at my wurst, you don't deserve me at my brats
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Those are pre-split dog ends meaning they know they're going to curl. Either they're making a garnish for a chaud-froid or they planning on frying them to crisp and either way they're a hotdog genius and a real catch.
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Aug 13, 2022 01:26
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ArbitraryC posted:This makes me wonder if there's an american stadium anywhere that sells a literal wonderbread, ketchup, and dog poverty meal. hot dogs are poverty food already
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Aug 13, 2022 01:46
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https://i.imgur.com/C8qeX1i.mp4 Opinions?
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Aug 13, 2022 21:42
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I was thinking "too dang much" at about 15 seconds in, and then he rounded out the full minute by continuously piling even more on
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Aug 13, 2022 22:06
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Seems excessive I'll take a slice
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Aug 13, 2022 22:22
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Avocados for good health
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Aug 13, 2022 23:27
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I would eat it in like 15 mins.
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Aug 13, 2022 23:38
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Had to laugh at the extremely tiny amount of mustard put on this. Don't want for it to taste too mustardy.
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Aug 14, 2022 07:04
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Don't know why but I just thought of a new product: Yellow Ketchup™ It's just ketchup but it's died yellow. For people who like yellow but not mustard. You can use it to hide your shame in Chicago, add another color to your ketchup art, etc. I'll sell millions
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Aug 14, 2022 07:13
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Soul Dentist posted:Don't know why but I just thought of a new product: Yellow Ketchup™ This is the one thing Heinz didn't come up with back in the EZ Squirt days, they went all out in weirdness but neglected the elegant simplicity of color-reversed condiments
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Aug 14, 2022 07:17
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I think that at some point you just have to be honest with yourself, and start shoveling the condiments directly into your mouth without bothering with the bun and the dogs.
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Aug 14, 2022 08:26
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Aug 15, 2022 04:11
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Soul Dentist posted:Don't know why but I just thought of a new product: Yellow Ketchup™ I mean 
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Aug 15, 2022 04:15
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ekuNNN posted:
Take out that stupid middle bun and I'm there.
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Aug 15, 2022 04:55
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Devils Affricate posted:I mean Wieners Circle will straight up murder you if you try this bullshit
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Aug 15, 2022 05:10
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ekuNNN posted:
They look like AI created images if you just tell it to draw food without any other descriptors
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Aug 15, 2022 13:01
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ekuNNN posted:these are all pictures posted by a peruvian pizza and burger place to (i assume) entice customers to eat there I’m reading it as honest signalling, like how a poison dart frogs colouring indicates “don’t eat me, you’ll get sick!!”
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Aug 15, 2022 13:06
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StoryTime posted:I think that at some point you just have to be honest with yourself, and start shoveling the condiments directly into your mouth without bothering with the bun and the dogs. Here is your bowl of catupiry and fried onions, sir. Would sir take a spoon or does sir prefer to just dunk your head directly into it?
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Aug 15, 2022 13:10
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Upsidads posted:Wieners Circle will straight up murder you if you try this bullshit I stopped for a hotdog once there not knowing what I was in for, oh boy. If you are wondering how I couldn't know, it was in a time before everyone had a smartphone.
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Aug 15, 2022 13:27
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Captain Hygiene posted:This is the one thing Heinz didn't come up with back in the EZ Squirt days, they went all out in weirdness but neglected the elegant simplicity of color-reversed condiments 
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Aug 15, 2022 14:08
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Not neon enough to be a disguise.
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Aug 15, 2022 14:12
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The whole point of my invention of Yellow Ketchup is just that it's indistinguishable from from mustard. No I don't know why I find this hilarious
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Aug 15, 2022 14:47
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So long as you can pair it with red mustard.
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Aug 16, 2022 04:35
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Soul Dentist posted:The whole point of my invention of Yellow Ketchup is just that it's indistinguishable from from mustard. No I don't know why I find this hilarious Get ready for the sequel: Red Mustard! Edit: Beaten like a bottle of Heinz
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Aug 16, 2022 05:43
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I can't believe I didn't think of that!
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Aug 16, 2022 11:34
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White relish and green sauerkraut.
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Aug 16, 2022 13:11
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What about a hot dog on a hamburger? I know of at least one US franchise does this. I have mixed feelings 
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Aug 17, 2022 13:43
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I wouldn't kick it off my plate
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Aug 17, 2022 13:55
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:What about a hot dog on a hamburger? I know of at least one US franchise does this. I have mixed feelings This is a Hamdog. You're violating the copyright of the Hamdog! 
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Aug 17, 2022 14:41
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I watched a movie that featured this, the chocolate hotdog:
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Aug 17, 2022 18:23
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:What about a hot dog on a hamburger? I know of at least one US franchise does this. I have mixed feelings The first configuration is dumb The second looks good
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Aug 17, 2022 18:26
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:What about a hot dog on a hamburger? I know of at least one US franchise does this. I have mixed feelings It's missing a brat on top of the dog.
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Aug 17, 2022 18:27
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:What about a hot dog on a hamburger? I know of at least one US franchise does this. I have mixed feelings It's not even on the right type of bun 
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Aug 17, 2022 18:36
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Captain Toasted posted:It's not even on the right type of bun Always nice to have hamburger buns that can double as maxi pads in case of emergencies
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Aug 17, 2022 20:00
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Captain Toasted posted:It's not even on the right type of bun Wait wait wait wait wait Is the hot dog cut and placed on each side of the burger? I'm not sure what the point is unless its "Check out this wacky burger dog!!!"
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Counter point, I would still eat it late night
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Aug 18, 2022 00:53
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The Bloop posted:The first configuration is dumb This is the dick n balls sandwich
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Aug 18, 2022 00:54
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Wait wait wait wait wait It's a foot long in-between two cut pieces of hamburger you bozo
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Wait wait wait wait wait Other way around 
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