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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Liminal food.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Desert Bus posted:

I this makes me deeply uncomfortable in ways I cannot even begin to describe. I just don't seem to have the vocabulary for it.
Well hurry up, your foreskin yolk is ready for you

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

FFT posted:

Well hurry up, your foreskin yolk is ready for you

"foreskin yolk" is a pro-tier username

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019



Mmm freshly popped boil.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



oh i saw this recommended when i was planning to go to Tokyo in 2020 (then the pandemic hit). It's this place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSC7Diz-Ypw

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Tiggum posted:

I can see it with my eyes and recognise what it is because it's a type of meal I've eaten before. It's possible that the specific example in the photograph is made badly, but there's no reason to assume that.

I have a reputation for defending British food but you're barking up the wrong tree here m9, pick your battles. There's plenty of reasons to assume that stew is made badly, going off the rest of the evidence:

- a sad ground pepper pot and HP sauce as the condiments
- poo poo white sliced bread
- huge chunks of carrot in the stew
- large pile of unseasoned boiled potatoes
- unearned sense of pride in throwing the above together

That stew is gonna be bland and watery as gently caress

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



You forgot

- ending a social media post or message with "x"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Butterfly Valley posted:

I have a reputation for defending British food but you're barking up the wrong tree here m9, pick your battles. There's plenty of reasons to assume that stew is made badly, going off the rest of the evidence:

- a sad ground pepper pot and HP sauce as the condiments
- poo poo white sliced bread
- huge chunks of carrot in the stew
- large pile of unseasoned boiled potatoes
- unearned sense of pride in throwing the above together

That stew is gonna be bland and watery as gently caress
Nah, looks fine. The carrots and potatoes are actually good that way. I'd choose wholemeal bread, but and ordinary supermarket sandwich loaf is exactly what you want for this purpose. Like I said, it's not "the best homemade dinner" and I wouldn't be especially proud of making it, but I'd absolutely enjoy eating it.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Lol no, in a decent stew that demonstrated any understanding of cooking techniques the carrots would have been diced small as part of a mirepoix/soffrito to impart their sweetness to the whole dish instead of just being big lumps of either mush or underdone depending on when they were added. And a decent hunk of crusty bread with some actual bite to it would be infinitely preferable to add some textural contrast to the rest of the dish.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Butterfly Valley posted:

Lol no, in a decent stew that demonstrated any understanding of cooking techniques the carrots would have been diced small as part of a mirepoix/soffrito to impart their sweetness to the whole dish instead of just being big lumps of either mush or underdone depending on when they were added. And a decent hunk of crusty bread with some actual bite to it would be infinitely preferable to add some textural contrast to the rest of the dish.

Nah.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Boeuf a la zit

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Desert Bus posted:

I this makes me deeply uncomfortable in ways I cannot even begin to describe. I just don't seem to have the vocabulary for it.

It looks procedurally generated.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3297543470479908
people wasting food

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Captain Hygiene posted:


With these five components in place, the ritual to summon the Spirit of the Midwest will be complete
Worst reimagining of Voltron I've ever seen.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

It looks procedurally generated.
DALL-EW

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!


The only correct thing in this video is the biscuits. Add some sugar and you've got the midwestern Americanized-Chinese-food fixture "Chinese Donuts".

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There is only one way to enjoy things

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Anti Food Porn: Roast Beef OhNo

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://i.imgur.com/SYlQUJa.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:stare: I was definitely not prepared for the burst of delicious flavor

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

no

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

What da fuk

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Eraserhead cuisine

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
but they're new!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Up until the cut I was on board, but gushing cock is a bit too rich for my palate

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

VictualSquid posted:

I thought canola oil was just the american english name for rapeseed oil.

North American name, yeah (it’s a Canadian trademark first registered in 1978–“Can” for “Canada”, “ola” for “oil”.)

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Ugly bags of mostly water

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

North American name, yeah (it’s a Canadian trademark first registered in 1978–“Can” for “Canada”, “ola” for “oil”.)

Specifically food grade rapeseed oil, from different cultivars bred to be low in erucic acid. All canola is rapeseed oil, but not all rapeseed oil is canola.

robotheist
Dec 31, 2007
That plate of British food people are still talking about isn't stew, it's mince and tatties (which maybe only exists in Scotland?) Ground beef, onion, carrot, and beef broth and/or gravy granules with boiled or mashed potatoes. It's just something cheap and easy that people are probably subjected to a lot as kids and develop nostalgia for.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nonononono

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

A few months ago I had an infected abscess on my thigh that looked exactly like that when I lanced and drained it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Finally found the video that reminded me of
https://i.imgur.com/BAAkRXS.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/its_me_your_mom/status/1559203435840524294

That sausage :barf:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Eat the sausage

PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Why the gently caress is she putting the eggs in first? Like I’m sure it’s another one of those fake bad food videos designed to get clicks, but poaching eggs in oil isn’t unheard of (Jacques Pepin is a big fan of this) and it’s obvious to anyone who has cooked at least one egg that you would do these last.

For some reason I’m angrier at that than juicy bird.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

AngryRobotsInc posted:

Specifically food grade rapeseed oil, from different cultivars bred to be low in erucic acid. All canola is rapeseed oil, but not all rapeseed oil is canola.

It does not look like that is true these days. Nobody is planting high-acid rapeseed, so all rapeseed oil is canola oil. Even the wikipedia article for rapeseed oil just pretends that there is rapeseed oil in other countries, while those languages' wikipedia don't even have articles for it.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

VictualSquid posted:

It does not look like that is true these days. Nobody is planting high-acid rapeseed, so all rapeseed oil is canola oil. Even the wikipedia article for rapeseed oil just pretends that there is rapeseed oil in other countries, while those languages' wikipedia don't even have articles for it.

High-acid rapeseed oil is in use in industrial industries, though not to as great a degree in the past.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

PringleCreamEgg posted:

Why the gently caress is she putting the eggs in first? Like I’m sure it’s another one of those fake bad food videos designed to get clicks, but poaching eggs in oil isn’t unheard of (Jacques Pepin is a big fan of this) and it’s obvious to anyone who has cooked at least one egg that you would do these last.

For some reason I’m angrier at that than juicy bird.

She’s just another rear end in a top hat wasting food for clicks

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

VictualSquid posted:

It does not look like that is true these days. Nobody is planting high-acid rapeseed, so all rapeseed oil is canola oil. Even the wikipedia article for rapeseed oil just pretends that there is rapeseed oil in other countries, while those languages' wikipedia don't even have articles for it.

...I mean, we do definitely have rapeseed oil in Denmark? I feel like corn and grapeseed are more common these days, but rapeseed is absolutely in use.

https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapsolie

But for some reason from the .en article, yeah, none of the other language versions are displayed, which is weird as gently caress.

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

lmao the first video "I love to salt my bacon"

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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

PurpleXVI posted:

...I mean, we do definitely have rapeseed oil in Denmark? I feel like corn and grapeseed are more common these days, but rapeseed is absolutely in use.

https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapsolie

But for some reason from the .en article, yeah, none of the other language versions are displayed, which is weird as gently caress.

Is it actually the old high acid rapeseed oil that is poisonous? Or is it the modern cultivar, which would mean that it should translate as canola oil according to people who believe these are different..
The German Wikipedia Rapsöl does link to Colza oil which I have never heard of. That page redirects to rapeseed oil. As the German Wikipedia clearly states that it refers to the modern cultivars with low acid content that must be the correct word for those.

E: the most I try to learn the more confusing it gets, I give up. Rape is a plant of contrasts and confusion.

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