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beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

https://twitter.com/songkisses/status/1558951452734853130

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Naked Man Punch
Sep 13, 2008

They see me rollin';
they hatin'.

Snowy posted:

Luckily James Brown lived long enough to hear this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIXqmt0zw3Y

And the rebuttal

https://youtu.be/3zYN-K6aesE

Pretend one of those was a tweet I guess

Don’t forget the final act of the play:
“Who the gently caress is James Brown?” by Traumatic Stress

https://youtu.be/hJNRtkcNNhg

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BeratStuff/status/1559151716787945474

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

darkwasthenight posted:


1) the man power walks EVERYWHERE. Full on elbow-pumping, head-down, power walk as seen at the start of the clip.


I kind of hope this doesn’t in-line and auto-play, but one fact I know about B Blessed is that his feet are hosed up.
https://i.imgur.com/4QjlBv1.gifv

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




That’s hammer toe.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
https://twitter.com/icp/status/1559183897904152578?s=20&t=8ojT8P0H1WRhSpq3smU8cw

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
poo poo I wish I were famous enough to just be like "Sup someone hook me up with MONKE"

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Swear to god if this ends up tying into monkey pox somehow...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1559351531668922368

https://twitter.com/TweetPotato314/status/1558967456428969985

https://twitter.com/listenupnerds/status/1558818478454439938

https://twitter.com/zombies/status/1558965649241694209

https://twitter.com/LinguisticsShi1/status/1558966158862188551

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

McCracAttack posted:

Swear to god if this ends up tying into monkey pox somehow...
He's going to give the monkey humanpox on behalf of humankind. They fired the first shot, but we'll fire the last.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

(the language apparently doesn't have words for numbers)

This one got a solid chuckle

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/gamercatss/status/1554520843870519297

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
nic cage in a leopard jacket and mazinger z t-shirt is something else

Large Testicles posted:

i wouldn't think so, you can kinda simulate it by playing it at .5x speed in youtube and if you can manage to ignore how weird it sounds due to distortion, it sounds weird musically too
did you mean .75x speed in youtube, because it sounds pretty alright that way too

it's of course perfect in the default form, an insane banger that literally had me grabbing my parents' wrists and dragging them over to the TV to listen to it because it was utterly unlike anything else that video games could do at the time eagerly awaiting their followup article, "swordfish monkey man makes legendary musical track for apes getting shot out of wooden barrels at giant bees"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Is the joke that you expect it to be a screamer but it isn't?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://twitter.com/insultsrare/status/1559179505540939782

click through for full effect:
https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1559241132021776387

this is incredible and I'm glad it's in europe because it has a much smaller chance of being hunted down than if it was in the US
https://twitter.com/Gabriele_Corno/status/1559108395801759745

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Tiggum posted:

Is the joke that you expect it to be a screamer but it isn't?

Joke? It's a crazy optical illusion

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

FFT posted:

Saw that in another thread too but in all seriousness:

If that's just "one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history", which one is the worst? Assuming that dumping out a bag of bones onto a table and going "mm hmm, that's accurate" doesn't count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-nlTalf3ms

Realtalk that unicorn probably is the worst, I can think of various other misassemblies from early paleontology but everything else at least looked vaguely like some actual animal.

That dude who thought that a weird arrangement of fossil bones was a self-portrait made by an ancient giant squid might need an honorable mention in this category, even though that's not really what was asked.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://twitter.com/sandman_AP/status/1559166701509365760

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oda hubris

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1558874020249948160?t=k-VsEwUsefOK9OWvu2y1pQ&s=19

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Captain Invictus posted:


this is incredible and I'm glad it's in europe because it has a much smaller chance of being hunted down than if it was in the US
https://twitter.com/Gabriele_Corno/status/1559108395801759745

You'd hope so but Norway had to euthanize a lovely wild walrus because people would not stop getting close to it and endangering themselves.

RIP Freya

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

canyoneer posted:

You'd hope so but Norway had to euthanize a lovely wild walrus because people would not stop getting close to it and endangering themselves.

RIP Freya

New Harambe just dropped.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1558837107837358082?t=yMRT7-e84Bn4zn_zJaFSvA&

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Norway that should have happened.


Just tow her with some cats

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



canyoneer posted:

You'd hope so but Norway had to euthanize a lovely wild walrus because people would not stop getting close to it and endangering themselves.

RIP Freya

just :killing: imho

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

McCracAttack posted:

Swear to god if this ends up tying into monkey pox somehow...

Wait...is this the Dark Carnival I've been hearing about?

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

canyoneer posted:

You'd hope so but Norway had to euthanize a lovely wild walrus because people would not stop getting close to it and endangering themselves.

RIP Freya

Assholes wouldn't stop feeding a local turkey with fries from BK and the Gyro place, so our DNR had to put him down. (Gyro place and BK are to the right in the video below) They literally told the public "stop feeding Penny or we'll have to shoot him" and they kept feeding him. (His name is Penny because he lived on Penn Ave) He was super aggressive and would regularly attack people on motorcycles and bicycles. I know it's a tabloid, but the fact that a turkey that lived on my block in a second ring suburb of Minneapolis made it to the Daily Mail is pretty wild.

https://i.imgur.com/oyGWG0W.gifv

The day of my move-in he was camped out in the crosswalk to the right blocking traffic. That was a hobby of his. Just a pissed off horny juvenile bird standing in the road forcing people to go around him.

Here is is after crossing the road 20 feet in front of me and circling back to attack me from the side, because he really loving hated 2 wheeled vehicles.


Dustbathing in the planter outside my bedroom window.


It sucked having to explain it to my niblings that they weren't going to see Penny anymore, but we decided it was better to explain it to them and have them visit the memorial rather than lie to them.



Minneapolis/St. Paul has a 74 mile long national park running through the middle of it, so seeing wild animals like deer, racoons, turkeys, coyotes, and even a bear is a regular occurrence. Penny was donated to a food shelf.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MisterOblivious posted:

Penny was donated to a food shelf.

lmfao


I mean it's not funny it happened but holy poo poo

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Milo and POTUS posted:

lmfao


I mean it's not funny it happened but holy poo poo

That's normal for edible animals shot by law enforcement. If a moose has to be put down in Alaska, they aren't throwing that 500lbs of meat in a landfill. A tube of ground meat is a score at any foodshelf. Often the best you get is expired hotdogs. In my state you can literally sign up to be on the list of people that get called when a deer gets hit by a car so you can go harvest the meat. I've eaten a lot of roadkill venison. It's no different than hunted meat, except vehicles do more blunt force trauma than a bullet, so you have to throw away a lot more "bloodshot meat."

LEO shot animal < vehicle hit, btw. If a deer gets it's leg broken and law enforcement has to dispatch it, the stress and adrenaline makes the meat really tough and terrible. Only suitable for jerky and sausage. I ate a LOT of venison sausage and jerky as a kid... Like, to the point that the meat processor we used literally changed their default recipe for venison summer sausage to match the changes my dad requested. (IIRC, the change was pork instead of beef filler meat, double the garlic and mustard seeds)

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Captain Invictus posted:



this is incredible and I'm glad it's in europe because it has a much smaller chance of being hunted down than if it was in the US
https://twitter.com/Gabriele_Corno/status/1559108395801759745

The US as a whole offers around 3k hunting permits a year for moose.

Sweden kills 100k a year.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Sweden also has you go to school, take proficiency tests, be part of a hunting team, association, and coordinate with local wildlife administrators, before you can legally hunt anything. Moose is only valid for part of the year, how many moose can be shot in each area is determined by the administrators, and obv. you can't shoot calves or calving mothers etc. If you mess up you go to prison. If you mess up you will be hounded into prison by the other members for messing up the hunt and affecting the coming ones. Shoot an animal on the wrong side of the administrative border and the other team will hound you into prison. You can not buy, inherit, or own a firearm without a licence for that particular firearm.

The Swedish moose population is still growing.

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 10:48 on Aug 16, 2022

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Okay? None of that has anything to do with the amount killed yearly and dumbass broad statements.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



iwentdoodie posted:

Okay? None of that has anything to do with the amount killed yearly and dumbass broad statements.

It does if you are to be told why people manage to voluntarily not hunt the albino moose
https://visitvarmland.com/arvika/en/tips-och-guider/den-unika-vita-algen/
Don't talk about cultures you don't understand.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Okay I think let's end this conversation here because it's not going anywhere good

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Well yeah, it's going to either USA or Sweden.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

It does if you are to be told why people manage to voluntarily not hunt the albino moose
https://visitvarmland.com/arvika/en/tips-och-guider/den-unika-vita-algen/
Don't talk about cultures you don't understand.



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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



You all heard the ik. Stop.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
We do not talk about the moose

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.
e:

Milo and POTUS posted:

We do not talk about the moose

GhostDog has a new favorite as of 12:45 on Aug 16, 2022

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




McCracAttack posted:

Swear to god if this ends up tying into monkey pox somehow...

Virulent J

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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